Lingerie football game: Security staff slams idiot who rushed the field

Legends Football League Australia – (Victoria Maidens vs NSW Surge)

They may have started out life as the Lingerie Football League, but tired of being the butt of numerous jokes (no pun intended), the LFL decided to church things up with a name change. Continue reading “Lingerie football game: Security staff slams idiot who rushed the field”

Time magazine honors ‘female penis’, ignores reality of sex-specific cancers

Indya Moore. (Photo: Twitter)

While it would be way too easy for me to start this article off with “Let’s run this idea up the flagpole, and see who salutes”, but Time magazine has already answered that particular question. Continue reading “Time magazine honors ‘female penis’, ignores reality of sex-specific cancers”

North Carolina teen at Notre Dame texts father, ‘It smells like sulfur, smoke is yellow.”

Tilly Boraks is a 17-year-old senior at Hough High School in Cornelius, NC. She, along with a teacher from Hough, and 14 other students recently took a trip to Europe. Along the way, young Tilly witnessed the destruction of the Notre Dame Cathedral. Continue reading “North Carolina teen at Notre Dame texts father, ‘It smells like sulfur, smoke is yellow.””

Shepard Smith Yells At, Cuts Off French Media Analyst for Just Hinting that Notre Dame Fire was Arson

Open wide for Sheppie.

During the 3-4 PM (EST) block on the Fox News Channel (better known in conservative circles as the Shepard Smith MSNBC hour), the very same Smith used almost that entire time block on coverage of the destruction of the Cathedral of Notre Dame (Our Lady, referring to the Blessed Virgin Mary) in Paris, France. Continue reading “Shepard Smith Yells At, Cuts Off French Media Analyst for Just Hinting that Notre Dame Fire was Arson”

Video of Unidentified Man on Notre Dame’s Bell Towers 30 Minutes After Fire Starts

Towering yellow smoke, a sure sign of large amounts of sulfur burning.

In a live television broadcast from RTVE.es of Spain, a sharp-eyed individual with a cellphone camera caught five seconds worth of the Notre Dame Cathedral that raise more questions than answered. Continue reading “Video of Unidentified Man on Notre Dame’s Bell Towers 30 Minutes After Fire Starts”

Black Democrat Ohio Rep Calls on Vote for Only Black Mothers to Abort Their Children

Rep. Janine Boyd, (D-Cleveland Heights) at the podium at the Ohio State House.

In a stunning move to further eugenics, an Ohio state representative called for black women-only get a pass on adherence to the recently passed “Heartbeat Law”. Continue reading “Black Democrat Ohio Rep Calls on Vote for Only Black Mothers to Abort Their Children”

The Mathematical Formula for a Woman’s Perfect Derrière

Jessica Alba in the film “Into The Blue”.

Probably taking a break from shoving Marxism into the malliable minds of young and impressionable Millenials, academia has figured out a way to jackup mom and dad’s tuition on something equally as worthless as a degree in Womyn’s Studies. Continue reading “The Mathematical Formula for a Woman’s Perfect Derrière”

Socialist Bernie Sanders Defends Being a Multi-Millionaire

For someone who’s hot to take away other people’s money, the self-described Socialist from the Green Mountain State doesn’t have much of a problem with his own personal wealth being north of the $2 million mark. Continue reading “Socialist Bernie Sanders Defends Being a Multi-Millionaire”

Rep Al Green (D-TX) to Witnesses at House Hearing, ‘You Appear to Be White Men’

Rep Fookin G. Eejit (D-TX).

Excellent grasp of the obvious…

Possibly the stupidest thing ever uttered in the House of Representatives, Rep Hank Johnson (D-GA) famously fretted that the US Territory of Guam just might “tip over and capsize” if too many US servicemen where permanently stationed on the American outpost in the Western Pacific. Continue reading “Rep Al Green (D-TX) to Witnesses at House Hearing, ‘You Appear to Be White Men’”

NIMBY: Trump considering sending illegals to ‘Sanctuary Cities’, Democrats furious

Just not in my back yard.

President Trump has finally called the Democrat’s bluff. In a tweet shot out today, he’s threatening to bus illegal aliens to the hundreds of so-called sanctuary cities. Continue reading “NIMBY: Trump considering sending illegals to ‘Sanctuary Cities’, Democrats furious”

Disgusting: Boston Globe writer encourages servers to ‘TAMPER’ with Trump staff’s food, ‘REGRETS’ not urinating in Bill Kristol’s order

Tough guy wannabe.

In a thoroughly and patently loathsome article, the Boston Globe published an op/ed piece that called for eatery staffs to “tamper” with food orders of a certain former member of the Trump Administration. Specifically, the recently resigned Secretary of Homeland Security, Kirstjen Nielsen. Continue reading “Disgusting: Boston Globe writer encourages servers to ‘TAMPER’ with Trump staff’s food, ‘REGRETS’ not urinating in Bill Kristol’s order”

Cuban, African migrants riot in Mexico, demand access to the United States

Cubans and Africans riot in Mexico, attack Mexican police.

Wait a second… when did Cubans and Africans saddle-up with the “Northern Triangle” nations (Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador) in sending an estimated one million illegal aliens invading the United States just in calender year 2019. Continue reading “Cuban, African migrants riot in Mexico, demand access to the United States”

So you Drive a Prius? You Must be a Great Human Being

If I ever do buy an all-electric car, this is what my vanity plates will tell the world.

I use to really have some ill will towards those who own one of those those zero-to-sixty in a week-and-a-half vajay-jays-on-wheels better known as electric cars. Continue reading “So you Drive a Prius? You Must be a Great Human Being”

Candace Owens CRUSHES Rep. Ted ‘Fake News’ Lieu (D-CA)

That look on your face when a young conservative black woman hands you your ass.

The US representative of California’s 33d congressional district (Bel Air, Beverly Hills, etc.), made a weak attempt to link conservative and self-avowed American Nationalist activist Candace Owens to Adolf Hitler. Continue reading “Candace Owens CRUSHES Rep. Ted ‘Fake News’ Lieu (D-CA)”

CNN’s Chris Cuomo Deems it Necessary to Break it Down to His Viewers Big Bird-Style

By now, the entire Western World has seen the Twitter video posted by the POTUS in which Joe Biden was hoisted on the very same petard that Biden himself helped create. Continue reading “CNN’s Chris Cuomo Deems it Necessary to Break it Down to His Viewers Big Bird-Style”

Joe Biden Disease Spreads to Major League Baseball

San Diego’s Franchy Cordero and Hunter Renfro celebrate Renfro’s 2-run tater at the dish.

Maybe the St. Louis Cardinals pitching coach, Mike Maddux, is just a huggy-touchy kinda guy, maybe he’s a big fan of Joe Biden. Continue reading “Joe Biden Disease Spreads to Major League Baseball”

Hypocrites: What Democrats REFUSE Tell You About ‘Grab Them by the P—y’

Dear Democrats, he won. Get over it.

Now that Creepy Uncle Joe has his own tsunami of sexually inappropriate conduct accusations against him, allow me to say what total BS all this is. Continue reading “Hypocrites: What Democrats REFUSE Tell You About ‘Grab Them by the P—y’”

Rutgers Professor Claims Time is Racist, ‘White People Own Time’

Asst Prof Brittney Cooper of Rutgers University.

Does the name of Brittney Cooper ring a bell? This gal’s claim to fame is that she’s an assistant professor at Rutgers University in New Jersey. Continue reading “Rutgers Professor Claims Time is Racist, ‘White People Own Time’”

Island of Sanity in a Sea of Heresy: Cdl Sarah Tells Migrants Flooding Europe to Stay Home, Make Your Own Cultures ‘Flourish’

His Eminence Robert Cardinal Sarah.

While a number of faithful Catholics cite Pope Francis as one of the driving factors in the slow suicide of the Catholic Church, usually the same adherants hail Robert Cardinal Sarah as one of the few high placed churchmen actually keeping apostacy from completely destroying The Church Universal. Continue reading “Island of Sanity in a Sea of Heresy: Cdl Sarah Tells Migrants Flooding Europe to Stay Home, Make Your Own Cultures ‘Flourish’”