Democrat Fantasy: Pres. Zelensky’s Kidnapped Daughter Duct-Taped in Trump’s Basement

Move over, Barron Trump. You aren’t the only presidential First Child to be used as a prop for yet another Democrat joke that fell flat. Continue reading “Democrat Fantasy: Pres. Zelensky’s Kidnapped Daughter Duct-Taped in Trump’s Basement”

Sanders Endorses Liberal TV Host who Favors Legalizing Bestiality, Making Scorecard to Rate How Well Women Perform Oral Sex

Socialist Bernie Sanders has cast his lot with the ex-MSNBC anchor Cenk Uygur in his race to win the Democrat nomination for California’s 25th congressional district. Continue reading “Sanders Endorses Liberal TV Host who Favors Legalizing Bestiality, Making Scorecard to Rate How Well Women Perform Oral Sex”

‘Job Creators’ Times Square Billboard Hammers Ocasio-Cortez for Killing Tens of Thousands of New Jobs

The folks over at the Job Creators Network (JCN) have put their money where their collective mouths are.

In the wake of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez taking credit for Amazon opening a new office in Manhattan (not her district), brining with the new office a whopping 1,500 new jobs, the JCN have reminded the good people of New York City that AOC cost her own Bronx/Queens district at least 25,000 new jobs. Continue reading “‘Job Creators’ Times Square Billboard Hammers Ocasio-Cortez for Killing Tens of Thousands of New Jobs”

Amazing How the Horowitz Report’s ’17 Inaccuracies And Omissions’ ALL Went Against Trump and Page

Swamp creatures.

Well, the Horowitz Report is finally out. Over 400 pages of mind-numbing legalese that is surely a better sleep aid than a fist full of Ambien. Continue reading “Amazing How the Horowitz Report’s ’17 Inaccuracies And Omissions’ ALL Went Against Trump and Page”

‘Trump is Innocent!’: Patriot Escorted Out of Sham Impeachment Hearing

















Portland Government Considering REVOKING Homeowners Privacy and Property Rights

Downtown Portland, Oregon.

The giant hand of totalitarian government in the Beaver State…

The not-so-small city of Portland, Oregon, has a number of things going for it, economically. From one of the nation’s premier port facilities that service the region’s historically vibrant agricultural and timber industries, to the city’s robust steel, iron, and metal recycling companies. Continue reading “Portland Government Considering REVOKING Homeowners Privacy and Property Rights”

Nancy Pelosi Claims POTUS Right to Seek Redress from SCOTUS is ‘Obstruction of Justice’

Obviously, Speaker Pelosi doesn’t believe that President Trump has his own Constitutional Right to seek redress from America’s judicial system. Continue reading “Nancy Pelosi Claims POTUS Right to Seek Redress from SCOTUS is ‘Obstruction of Justice’”

Momma Bear Melania Defends her Son, Shames Democrat ‘Witness’

To the laughter and applause of the NeverTrumpers in attendance, Professor Pamela Karlan of Stanford University decided to take a cheap shot at First Son, 13-year-old Barron Trump, at today’s farcical impeachment hearings (video below). Continue reading “Momma Bear Melania Defends her Son, Shames Democrat ‘Witness’”

Severed Head Found in Park: Further Proof LA is a Third World City


Sounding more like Sinaloa than Southern California…

Sounding a bit like the lyrics to a Soft Rock love song from the 1970s: “Don’t blame the tens of thousands of homeless, don’t blame outbreaks of the Black Death. Blame it on the severed head found in the park.” Continue reading “Severed Head Found in Park: Further Proof LA is a Third World City”

Certain Democrat Presidential Candidates Want to Make Legal NOT to Tell Sex Partners if They are HIV+

There are a lot of various groups of people at risk of transmitting the HIV-AIDS virus. Even then, not all types of activity are of equal risk when it comes to the spread of the deadly disease. Continue reading “Certain Democrat Presidential Candidates Want to Make Legal NOT to Tell Sex Partners if They are HIV+”

Marxist Zimbabwe Teeters on the Edge of ‘Man-Made Starvation’

In the market for another Socialist Workers’ Paradise? If those failed experiments in Communism, such as the former Soviet Union, the former East Germany, the former Yugoslavia don’t satisfy your dictatorship-of-the-proletariat Jonesing, there’s always the currently failing experiments in Communism such as North Korea, Venezuela, and Cuba. Continue reading “Marxist Zimbabwe Teeters on the Edge of ‘Man-Made Starvation’”

Comrade Bernie Promises to Raise Taxes on Those Earning at least $29,000 a Year

Maybe because he calls himself a Democratic Socialist, maybe it’s because he was once kicked-out of a hippie commune for not doing any actual work, maybe it’s because he actually honeymooned in that lovers’ paradise formerly known as the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Continue reading “Comrade Bernie Promises to Raise Taxes on Those Earning at least $29,000 a Year”

‘I am not going to go out like a punk’: Miami man kills AK-47 wielding thug

Not a man to be taken lightly.

If the van is a-rockin’ riddled with bullet holes, don’t come a-knockin’…

Needless to say, a certain yet-to-be-identified Florida man who started the day with ill intent in his heart, and an AK-47 in his mitts, finished the day not quite like he hoped. Continue reading “‘I am not going to go out like a punk’: Miami man kills AK-47 wielding thug”

Red Flag Law: NY State Gestapo Bust WhiskeyWarrior556, Threaten Wife and Child

WhiskeyWarrior556 and his newborn daughter.

For those who are unfamiliar with the so-called red flag laws proposed by government gun-grabbers, the official sounding name boils down to nothing less than someone with a grudge against you can call the local police and have you arrested. Continue reading “Red Flag Law: NY State Gestapo Bust WhiskeyWarrior556, Threaten Wife and Child”

700 Tapeworms: Chinese Man Found Infested After Eating Undercooked Pork

No, not Ramen Noodles. Guess again.

The Chinese seem to have natural remedies for everything from angina to zygomycosis. But sadly for 43-year-old Zhu Zhong-fa from China’s East Coast, he’s not hep to any home-cures for tapeworms due to eating undercooked pork. All the more strange, especially since pork is the favorite meat consumed in China. Continue reading “700 Tapeworms: Chinese Man Found Infested After Eating Undercooked Pork”

‘We Resist You’: Catholics Resist Francis to His Face

Faithful Catholics are fed-up.

Non-Catholics and Catholics alike have been wondering aloud when Catholics are going to finally standup to Pope Francis and his patently heretical words and deeds. Continue reading “‘We Resist You’: Catholics Resist Francis to His Face”

Democrat Deep State Witness Eye-Rolls, Smirks, Slouches at Republicans

Eye-Rollin’ with the homies.

“The king is dead, long live the king.” As odd as that phrase sounds at first blanche, it initially pays homage to the recently deceased monarch, then cheers the man named as the new sovereign. Continue reading “Democrat Deep State Witness Eye-Rolls, Smirks, Slouches at Republicans”

Creepy: Greta Thunberg Appears in 1898 Photo

Obviously not content with being the most annoying teenager of the 21st century, Greta Thunberg has decided to take her schtick on the road… to the 19th century.

In an uber-creepy photo dug up by the truly nerdy at the University of Washington, Thunberg’s doppelganger is seen with two other children “at a gold mine on Dominion Creek, Yukon Territory, ca. 1898” according to the U of W.

The darling of tree-huggers everywhere, little Greta scolded the world with her now infamous spoiled brat rant at the United Nations, “How dare you? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words.”

Here’s the sadly ironic morale of the story: Those 1898, back-breaking work, usually went to sleep hungry at night, lucky to make it to the age of 40, children would give their right arm to live 30 minutes-worth of the privileged life of young Greta Thunberg.
















Sen. John Kennedy: Impeachment Hearings ‘Look Like the Kavanaugh Hearing Without the Vagina Hats’

“Gentlemen, welcome to Impeachapalooza, 2019.” – Rep. Chris Stewart (R-UT).

You have to love Louisiana’s plain-speaking junior US Senator. Continue reading “Sen. John Kennedy: Impeachment Hearings ‘Look Like the Kavanaugh Hearing Without the Vagina Hats’”

Epstein ‘Suicide’: Prison Guards Who Slept on Duty Face Criminal Charges

Hillary: “Hello, suicide hotline? I’d like to place an order…”

According to the Associated Press (via CNBC), the two corrections officers who supposedly fell asleep exactly at the same time frame billionaire and renown FOB Jeffery Epstein reportedly killed himself. Continue reading “Epstein ‘Suicide’: Prison Guards Who Slept on Duty Face Criminal Charges”

Climate Change Alarmists: Democrats (Again) Abandon Science

Oh, goddess Gaia, save us! Those evil Republicans will destroy Mother Earth to the point where the remaining humans will be able TO WALK on the ice from northern Japan to Baja California!

Sweet Gaia, things may be so dire that whatever remaining humans who also survives your righteous wrath could ice skate from Hoboken, NJ, to Oyster Bay, Long Island. Continue reading “Climate Change Alarmists: Democrats (Again) Abandon Science”

Media Amnesia: Never-Trumper Democrat Eric Swalwell Flat-Out Lies to the American People

The (dis)Honorable Mr. Swalwell (D-California).

As seen in the video below, failed presidential contender Rep. Eric Swalwell used the farcical congressional impeachment inquiry hearing to openly lie to the citizens of this nation. Continue reading “Media Amnesia: Never-Trumper Democrat Eric Swalwell Flat-Out Lies to the American People”

Who’s That Blonde Hottie? The Only Important Question to Come Out of the Impeachment Hearing

The Soviet-style show trial honchoed by the bug-eyed political commissar from the People’s Republic of the San Fernando Valley certainly has thrust a certain member of the Fairer Sex into the spotlight. Continue reading “Who’s That Blonde Hottie? The Only Important Question to Come Out of the Impeachment Hearing”