Monthly Archives: December 2013

NY Times Benghazi report fails to jive with history

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The flag of al-Qaeda flies in Benghazi.

As reported b y Fox News on Dec. 30, 2013, the recent assertion from The New York Times that there was “no involvement from Al Qaeda” has drawn a sharp rebuke from anonymous sources as well as history.

Seen by supporters of both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton as vindication, The Times speaking very plainly claims “no evidence that Al Qaeda or other international terrorist groups had any role in the assault.”

Parroting the Obama oft-claiming that al-Qaeda is “on the run,” the same report lays the blame for the assault on the US Consulate attack was instead “fueled in large part by anger at an American-made video denigrating Islam.”

Referred to as “Republican arguments,” The Times paid short shrift to the Congressional Hearings, where sworn testimony arguably contradicts much of their so-called “investigation” of the attack and the events leading to.

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Placenta stew: One of the 40,000 new laws for 2014

360_esstein_0713At the dawning of a new year,  unused gym memberships and other short lived resolutions aren’t the only things Americans will see in their near future.

As reported by Fox News on Dec 30, 2013, a whopping 40,000 new laws will be on the books in the new year.

Everything from the specific instruction for the disposal of cigarette butts to citizens under the age of 18 barred from tanning booths, the gamut of new rules and regulations run from the sublime to the ridiculous.

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Monty Python Alum: Parodying Anything Islamic Will K-K-K-Kill You

Palin in the irreverent parody "The Life of Brian."
Palin in the irreverent parody “The Life of Brian.”

Michael Palin of the British comedy troupe Monty Python is warning that any parodying of Islam could be harmful to your health, as reported by The Daily Mail (of London, UK) on Dec. 29, 2013.

Noting a rise in sensitivities, the comedian stated:

Religion is more difficult to talk about. I don’t think we could do Life of Brian any more. A parody of Islam would be even harder.

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Gruesome video: Silva snaps leg in UFC battle with Weidman

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Snap, crackle, pop. Emphasis on snap.

All Chris Weidman had to do was block a fairly standard kick from challenger Anderson Silva to end a fight barely into its second round, as reported by Breitbart.com on Dec. 29, 2013.

During the first round of the much ballyhooed UFC 168 held Saturday night in Las Vegas, Nevada, Silva threw a left leg kick at the pride of Baldwin, NY, as Chris Weidman basically blocked the Brazilian’s kick with his own right leg.

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MSNBC: ‘Duck Dynasty’ part of ‘white supremacist culture’

michael-eric-dysonLongtime contributor to the left-of-center MSBNC network Michael Eric Dyson left little to the imagination as he hammered the syndicated reality show “Duck Dynasty” of being part of the “majority white supremacist culture,” as reported by the right-of-center news portal Breitbart.com on Dec. 27, 2013.

Georgetown University professor of sociology and regular of the “Lean Forward” network, Dyson slammed the wildly popular Duck Dynasty program as well as star Phil Robertson as essentially tools of the greater white culture in fomenting hatred against those different from themselves.

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Don’t be so Sikh-ening to our Allies from the East

Soldiers of the 9th Sikh Light Infantry cross train with US Marines aboard the USS Boxer.
Soldiers of the 9th Sikh Light Infantry cross train with US Marines aboard the USS Boxer.

Sikhs have been fighting Muslim Jihadists  for centuries…

As many Americans educate themselves of the 1,400 Islamic Jihad the Muslim world has fought against Western civilization, those same Yanks are finding that we have more allies than we realize, namely, the Sikhs of the Punjab region of India.

Sadly, more than a few Americans confuse those same allies for the descendants of the Muslim armies that vowed to desecrate St. Peter’s Basilica by converting it to horse stables for the cavalry of Sultan Mehmet II.

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Now the Ball’s in Phil’s Court

Phil-Robertson-two-liesOK, Phil Robertson… A+E cracked under the pressure of everyone and their brother telling them to go to hell.

It’s obvious A+E not only initially knuckled under to the thugs in the Pink Mafia, they openly supported them.

It’s equally obvious to us that in the heart of hearts to the powers-that-be at the Arts and Entertainment network look upon the Holy Bible, traditional values and anything remotely resembling moral absolutes is nothing more than total BS.

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Women Marines still aren’t held to the same standard as men

Marines fix bayonets as they prepare to enter into the fray in Fallujah, Iraq.
Marines fix bayonets as they prepare to enter into the fray in Fallujah, Iraq.

Almost completely ignored by the American news media, a very hush-hush blow was delivered to the social engineers in the Obama-controlled Pentagon as the Marine Corps very quietly announced that the scheduled change in physical strength requirements for women would be delayed for at least a year, as reported by the right-of-center Cybercast News Service (CNSNews.com) and the left-of-center National Public Radio news (NPR), both on Dec. 27, 2013.

Never held to task to perform dead hang pull-ups as men are required as part of the Marine Corps PFT (Physical Fitness Test), women were scheduled as of Jan. 1, 2014 to successfully execute three dead hand (no body momentum) pull-ups as part of the three event strength and endurance test.

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‘Don’t Tread on Me’ tags take the heartland by storm

kwjnmedss7owczeddg3c“Historically the first battle flag ever flown by United States Marine Marine Corps…”

In what may be a prime example of everything old is new again, the Revolutionary War slogan of “Don’t Tread on Me” has made its way to more than a few state license plates, and the number is growing, as reported by The Pilot Online (of Hampton Roads, VA) on Dec. 27, 2013.

The Commonwealth of Virginia’s tag featuring the curled rattler is reportedly one of the more popular custom tags offered, trailing only to the “In God We Trust” specialty plate.

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CNN’s Anderson Cooper laughingly discusses his mother and cunnilingus on live TV

Gloria Vanderbilt and son, Anderson Cooper.
Gloria Vanderbilt and son, Anderson Cooper.

Taking creepy to the next level …

Arguably the number one anchor of the floundering Cable News Network (CNN), Anderson Cooper made a point of discussing his mother’s penchant for cunnilingus during a live broadcast, much to the head shaking amazement of all sides of the political spectrum, as reported by the right-of-center Mediaite on Dec. 26, 2013 as well as the left-of-center Huffington Post on Dec. 27, 2013.

Cooper, seen by many in the homosexual community as a trailblazer of the media-tagged “new normal” of the American cultural landscape, was discussing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s antics with syndicated homosexual “sexpert” Dan Savage during a live panel discussion of some of the more outlandish news stories of 2013 (see video below).

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N. Korea’s Kim whacks uncle in grand style: Anti-aircraft machine guns

"Cute. Cute. Little baby. Little pee pee. Little toes. Now he's comin' to me. Crawl across. The kitchen floor." - Talking Heads, "Up All NIght"
I’m a little despot short and stout…

There’s and old saying the US Marine Corps: “Sometimes a sledgehammer is exactly the right tool for killing a fly.”

It would appear the diminutive leader of the Workers Paradise seems to have retained some of that knowledge during his history lessons of when American Leathernecks were providing his relatives and their Chinese allies their big chance to converse with the honorable ancestors a half a century ago, as reported by left-of-center news portal The Huffington Post on Dec. 24, 2013.

Possibly with the assistance of a few phone books, dictator for life and all-around-doesn’t-play-well-with-others Kim Jong-un ascended to power upon the death of his father Kim Jong-il two years ago, this month.

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Miley Cyrus camp leaks fake self-stimulating video on Christmas day

Santa coming down the chimney.
Santa coming down the chimney.

Keep it classy, Miley…

Never missing the opportunity to further degrade herself, Miley Cyrus ensured she launched a foul-mouthed tirade after someone in her inner circle allegedly leaked her at the time, unreleased video “Adore You” on Christmas Day, as reported by the right-of-center news portal Breitbart.com on Dec. 26, 2013.

In a message to her hard core followers, nicknamed the “Smilers,” Cyrus didn’t exactly come across as too broken up over her rather raunchy faux-masturbation video sneaking out one day ahead of schedule:

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Enraged Jesse Jackson slams Phil Robertson: ‘More offensive’ than Rosa Parks’s bus driver

Pimp with a hair lip.
Pimp with a hair lip.

Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without hearing from the Reverend Jesse Jackson, especially in the wake of the uproar from political liberals since reality TV star Phil Robertson’s voiced his opinion of active homosexuality, as reported by ABC News via Yahoo.com on Dec. 25, 2013.

Activists from GLAAD and Jackson’s Rainbow PUSH organization have expressed outrage over the A+E network’s star of “Duck Dynasty” stating in a recent interview with GQ magazine that his interpretation of Sacred Writ is that active homosexuals would not attain heavenly salvation.

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Best terrorist-related headline of the year: 33 terrorists dead in gun battle between terrorists

Hezbollah — Naziism alive and well in the 21st century.
Hezbollah — Naziism alive and well in the 21st century.

The Daily Star, one of the oldest and most respected newspapers in Lebanon, reported on Dec. 24, 2013 that a bloody gun battle took place in the eastern part of the already fractured nation, killing 33 total between rival terrorist organizations.

With reportedly 32 members of the al-Qaeda branch in Syria the al-Nuṣra Front (The Front for the Support of the People of Greater Syria) killed in an ambush, only one member of the hometown favorite Hezbollah (The Party of Allah) was killed in the fighting.

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Brits have their Phil of Political Correctness, tell posh department store to duck off and die

Is Alfred the Great Phil and Liz's common ancestor? "I'm not veddy happy, happy, happy."
“I’m not veddy happy, happy, happy with all this PC folderol and repartee.” Is Alfred the Great the common ancestor between Phil and Liz? (King Phiz the First?)

Attention Dhimmi shoppers…

In spite of no one in the mainstream media bright enough to recognize the undeniable similarities, our British cousins are embroiled in their own version of the Duck Dynasty vs. A+E controversy we’re dealing with here in the Colonies.

As sort-of reported on by The Daily Mail (of London, England) on Dec 22, 2013, the common-folk in Great Britain have let a certain hoity toity chain store know that they can do the exact same thing everyday people plan on doing with their Christmas turkeys – Marks & Spencer can stuff it.

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Obama’s sham ‘signing up’ for ObamaCare

obama_animal_farm“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” – George Orwell

The Associated Press via ABC News reports on Dec. 23, 3013 that in what many on the right could honestly describe as a case of gross hypocrisy, Barack Obama had his staffers “symbolically” sign him up for the same ObamaCare that hundreds of millions of Americans who live in the world of reality must contend with.

And unlike Obama, everyday Americans have to provide very personal information or face fine or even possibly arrest, whereas Obama was exempt from having his staff providing info such as his Social Security Number.

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Islamic report: Sharia science proves dogs can’t be kept as pets

1cute_puppy_1920_x_1200_widescreen-1280x800Putting aside the Islamic scientific proof that the earth is flat, or that Mecca is the center of the universe, the Islamo-centric information and cultural news portal Islam Online (of Doha, Qatar) has reported on Dec. 21, 2013, that Islamic Sharia Law proves scientifically that humans should never keep dogs as pets.

Of the millions of websites on the internet, Islam Online ranks as one of the more widely read information hubs available world-wide.

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Way too much bad news … time for a good laugh

100% Kevin Approved.
100% Kevin Approved.

As the old saying goes… laughter is the best medicine.

So in this world of Obama’s Wussification of America piled on top of wars and rumors of wars, not to mention just general hate and discontent, I want to hopefully give everyone a laugh.I honestly hope you find this stuff as funny as I do. If so, pass it along.

Thanks, and I also sincerely wish everyone a very happy and holy Christmas and a healthy and prosperous new year.

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The questionable roots of Islam under the microscope

The founder of Islam who perpetuated spreading his beliefs by the sword.
The founder of Islam who perpetuated spreading his beliefs by the sword.

A smorgasbord religion whose deity demands human blood…

Kate Henderson of The GuardianLV.com (of Las Vegas, NV) reported on on Dec. 22, 2013 of the often violent persecution and subsequent sharp declines of the various Arab Christian populations throughout the majority Muslim nations of the Middle East.

Citing sources as diverse as from The Huffington Post to almost a half dozen different British news portals, Henderson paints quite a portrait of historical harmony and religious tolerance between Christianity and Islam specifically in the Muslim World.

As Henderson penned regarding Syria and specifically the 2-year-old civil war:

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‘Obama Barf Bags’ make a big splash

content_ObamaBarfBaggreen“The Official Obama Barf Bag…”

Congressman Steve Stockman is making a run for the US Senate seat for the Lone Star State, so to help raise money for his campaign he’s made no secret that everything Obama has given him a severe case of a delicate stomach, as reported by the rather off-beat news portal Inquisitor.com on Dec. 21, 2013.

The darling of the Texas Tea Party, Stockman faces quite the uphill battle in the Republican primary against incumbent Senate heavyweight John Cornyn who currently has a commanding 44 point lead in recent polls.

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NFL cheerleader turned Army Officer comes home from Afghanistan

From cheerleader to Army Officer.
From cheerleader to Army Officer.

A whole new meaning to “Hot Landing Zone”

It’s not everyday that a young lady makes an NFL franchise’s cheerleading squad, or earns an Officer’s Commission in the United States Army, or even delivers a baby in an Afghan mud hut during a raging snowstorm.

Yet that’s exactly what Rachel Washburn has done as reported on Dec. 20, 2013 by USA Today, The Philadelphia Inquirer and the sports news portal PlayersView.com.

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Muslim village demands ‘honor killing’ – father murders daughter

Another victim of Sharia law.
Another victim of Sharia law.

“Disgraceful and outrageous acts …”

If the mother of Thamar Zeidan is to be believed, her husband’s savage murder of their daughter was perpetrated only due to the “tremendous pressure” placed on him by fellow villagers to restore family honor, as reported on Dec. 19, 2013 by both The National Post (of Ottawa, Canada) and The Jewish Journal (of Los Angeles, CA).

Accused of “disgraceful and outrageous acts” over fifty extended family members in the dusty and drab little hamlet of Deir Al Ghusun signed a petition that was posted in at least five mosques that Thamar’s father, Munther, execute his own child.

Herself divorced four years ago, Thamer had to surrender custody of her 3 children to her ex-husband in order for her Islamic law marriage be finalized.

Since living with her parents, Thamer became romantically linked with Iyad Na’lweh, a married laborer who worked in Israel, and had a wife and children residing in Jordan.

Thamer Zeidan, killed at her father's hand.
Thamer Zeidan, killed at her father’s hand.

Na’Iweh “promised her that if she became his second wife (legal in Islamic law) he would help her get her children back.”Late last summer, Na’lweh was seen outside Zeidan’s house one evening.

That’s when the rumors against both Thamer and her possible second husband were ginned up, reportedly by her ex-in-laws still stinging over her divorce from their son.

Besides accusing the deceased of “disgraceful and outrageous acts,” the petition went on to demand of  Munther that he “reinstate the cultural and religious morals in his family.”

In other words, he had to kill his daughter.

As if the ex’s family coming down on her wasn’t bad enough, she also expressed her desire to re-marry to her family only to find them nixing her plans on their belief he had a strictly verboten problem with alcohol.

As reported, “It is not clear if they had a physical relationship, although the autopsy showed no recent sexual relations.”

Nonetheless, according to Thamer’s sister, Suad Mohammed, their father killed the pretty 32-year-old by placing “one hand on her mouth and he choked her with the other hand.”

Thamer and Suad’s mother defended her husband’s Sharia-compliant killing:

My husband is a peaceful man and this is completely out of character, but the pressure was too intense.

But not all family members were of like emotional response.

Thamer’s aunt threw a celebration feast due to the family’s honor having finally been restored.

A+E silent on gay stars love of ‘man ass’ comments

"... but some animals are more equal than others."
“… but some animals are more equal than others.”

In the wake of the Arts and Entertainment network (A+E) dropping Phil Robertson faster than both the Lions and Patriots wide receivers deal with forward passes, there has been precious little said by the former opera and orchestra channel when it comes to openly gay stars of one of their programs express sexual preference to “man ass,” as reported by the sensationalist news portal TMZ.com on Dec. 18, 2013.

As anyone with even a faint pulse knows by now, A+E dropped the Robertson clan’s patriarch of the wildly popular hit “Duck Dynasty” within hours after he stated in an interview with GQ Magazine:

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When ‘Reality TV’ gets a little too real

Evil Phil and Kay Robertson sitting on an equally evil American made  pollution machine.
Evil Phil and Kay Robertson sitting on an equally evil American made pollution machine.

NEWS FLASH!! Grass is green, the sky is blue, Phil Robertson is a conservative Christian.

By now, liberals, independents and conservatives have all heard about Phil Robertson’s GQ Magazine interview.

No pun intended, but suffice it to say… feathers have been ruffled.

Just in case you’ve been living under a rock, here’s a thumbnail of what’s going on: the big daddy of the über-popular reality TV show “Duck Dynasty” stated during an interview that he considered the homosexual act not only sexually undesirable, but sinful.

Before I go any further, I must warn you, gentle reader, if you consider certain medical words to be offensive, I kindly ask you to stop reading.

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The United States of Beta Males

Is you is, or is you ain't my healthcare?
Rachel Maddow finally hits the big time.

Political Correctness now has a face…

No name, but a face… and footie pajamas. And a big ol’ mug of steaming hot chocolate.

And possibly suffering from the worst case of Low T in the long and storied history of both simultaneous and sequential hermaphrodites.

Ever.

With the emphasis on “boy,” The Washington Times hammers the tousle-haired nerdlinger poster boy for Doc Obama’s health care scam.

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