During my fun-filled years in the Marine Corps, we had a particular rhetorical question that was often pointedly asked of the invariable oddball in our midst who was of the opinion he was above reproach, “What … you think your shit don’t stink?”
Never being one who would take it upon himself to investigate if everyones shit really does stink, I’ll rely on conventional wisdom that human solid waste actually does have a rather nasty funk. I’ll even go as far as pointing out that the human brain is hardwired to be disgusted and revolted by the smell, sight, and I dare say even the mere thought of tasting fecal matter.
Now if the social engineers ranging from the White House to the Pentagon to almost every college lectern to, sadly, more than a few pulpits are correct, then that very small minority who find everything sphincter-centered are actually normal despite the gag reflex, the distinct possibility of dysentery, and the overwhelming chances of contracting HIV/AIDS.
But as for the rest of us knuckle draggers who are not quite turned on by the beans-around-the-campfire scene in “Blazing Saddles,” not only is nature wrong for correctly ensuring human beings are revolted by what our bodies expel, nature is also wrong for not designing the colon to be a two way street.
Golly, in light that homosexuality is in direct contradiction to what nature intended, doesn’t that make homosexuality the textbook definition of deviant? Yes … yes it does.
Communist leaders have long been known to be enamored by the sound of their own voices. The likes of Leonid Brezhnev, the Castro Brothers, Josef Stalin, Hugo Chávez, Erich Honecker and a veritable constellation of other red stars have made a name for themselves for long winded speeches that would last for hours upon hours. Chairman of the Communist Party USA John Bachtell has also illustrated that the collectivist inkwell is not only deep, but also leans hard in favor of Team Obama.
Napoleon once said that an army marches on its stomach, but few historians believe the French Emperor had any food fights in mind, à la Bluto Blutarsky. Nevertheless, the America Commander-in-Chief has made clear that the best the beleaguered Ukrainians could hope for from Washington would be humanitarian aid in the form of a few already delivered trucks and plenty of surplus MREs (Meals, Ready to Eat).
Despite Japan’s post-World War II constitution absolutely forbidding even to use the words army, navy or air force regarding the nation’s Self-Defense Forces, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe (phonetically pronounced “Ah-bay“) has made quite clear he fully intends to move forward with amending the so-called Peace Constitution as so his East Asian nation could be a military key player on the world stage. In the wake of the ISIS (Islamic State in Iraq and Syria) Islamist terrorists beheading Japanese citizen Haruna Yukawa, Prime Minister Abe has no intention of backing down to the blood-soaked jihadists, as reported by the Wall Street Journal on Jan. 25, 2015.
Before the din of more than a few national leaders meeting in France to commemorate the Paris Massacre, sans Barack Obama, has faded from earshot, the American Chief Executive has decided to again take a powder on a European meeting of world leaders to remember murdered Jews. As reported by the Washington Free Beacon news portal and also the New York Times, both on Jan. 22, 2015, neither Barack Obama or Vice President Joe Biden nor will Secretary of State John Kerry be representing the United States at the 70th anniversary of the liberation of the Auschwitz death camp next Tuesday in Poland.
Possibly giving the hint that Nancy Pelosi and John Boehner aren’t what one would exactly describe as drinking buddies after duty hours, the San Francisco Democrat launched into a tirade slamming the Ohio Republican for not only being out of touch with his inner child, but also for being mad with power. As reported by the conservative-leaning PJ Media news portal on Jan. 22, 2015, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi went after the Speaker of the House for inviting Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu to speak before a joint session of the U.S. Congress without first consulting either her or Barack Obama.
Buried deep in Barack Obama’s 2015 State of the Union Address was almost a dismissive reference to global terrorism, according to key Congressional Republicans as reported by Fox News on Jan. 20, 2015. Possibly compounding the Commander-in-Chief’s GOP criticism of his strategy for fighting terrorism would be that as Obama spoke before a joint session of Congress, the nation that he once cited as a “success story” has essentially fallen to yet another Islamic Jihadist terrorist organization, as reported by The Washington Post on Jan. 21, 2015.
Interestingly, during his speech at the House of Commons, none of the liberal media can directly quote the Governor claiming there are Muslim no-go zones in Great Britain. Amazing they didn’t notice that.
Often accused of leaning more than just slightly to the left, CNN has given its world-wide megaphone to Jay Parini, a poet who also teaches at the liberally shi-shi Middlebury College in Vermont. In his op/ed published Jan. 20, 2015, Parini opined that the Louisiana Governor was “Speaking in London recently, and he startled quite a number of people in the House of Commons when he talked about ‘no-go zones’ in Britain, places where Sharia law trumps British law.” Not alone, Phillip Elliot of the Associated Press also jumped on the bandwagon on Jan. 20, 2015, by clearly writing “Jindal, however, used similar rhetoric during a speech, warning of ‘no-go zones’ in London and other Western cities.”
America just felt its national sperm count drop to almost Joni Ernst proportions. Our own Herman Munster of Diplomacy apologized to France via the follicly challenged King of Wuss-Rock James Taylor as he warbled through the almost half century old ode to everything John Wayne would have hated, “You’ve Got a Friend.” Sadly, what Kerry thought was erudite and urbane just came off as embarrassing and oafish.
Being the only two American governors whose parents hail from the Punjab region of India, Louisiana’s Piyush “Bobby” Jindal and South Carolina’s Nikki Haley (née Randhawa) not only share their Republican Party affiliation and conservative policies, but also have smashed more than a few of the racist stereotypes of Southern voters. In the meantime, the word on the street in the Bayou State as well as from inside the Washington, DC Beltway is that Governor Jindal is taking a very serious look at making a run for the White House.
Arguably one of the most politically liberal demographics in the nation, the entertainment industry has long prided itself for its adherence to everything politically correct, multi-culturally friendly, and well … just about everything the Democratic Party stands for. While many middle class Blue Collar conservatives derisively refer to the über-rich who frequent the rarefied air of the Hollywood elite as Limousine Liberals, many of the same staunch left-wingers in the motion picture business are about to find themselves under the investigative microscope of the de facto White House point man on race relations.
Officially known as the Academy Award of Merit, the statuette better known to the world as Oscar, is presented annually by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for a slew of categories ranging from Best Sound Mixing to Best Picture. Yet as reported by The Daily Caller news portal on Jan.15, 2015, and also by the Business Insider via Yahoo News on Jan.16, 2015, a reportedly “fuming” Rev. Alfred “Al” Sharpton has taken it upon himself to investigate La-La Land for bigotry and racism due to no black actors, actresses, or directors have been nominated for any of the other major awards.
For only the second time since 2000, blacks failed to make the cut for Best Director; Best Actor; Best Actress; Best Supporting Actor; and The Best Supporting Actress. However, this year’s go-around has seen the Martin Luther King, Jr. bio-pic “Selma” nominated for Best Picture. Possibly proving that many people have quite short memories, last year’s “12 Years a Slave,” won the Best Picture Oscar, and actress Lupita N’yongo went home with the statuette for Best Supporting Actress. The film’s Steve McQueen and Chiwetel Ejiofor were also nominated for Best Director and Best Actor, respectively.
Nonetheless, the man who was ordained a Pentecostal minister at the tender age of nine, opened fire on Hollywood by stating “The movie industry is like the Rocky Mountains, the higher you get, the whiter it gets.” According to the left-leaning Politico.com, Sharpton acts as Barack Obama‘s go-to guy when it comes to racial divisions in the nation. As Politico reporter Glenn Thrush noted, “‘There’s a trust factor with The Rev from the Oval Office on down,’ a White House official familiar with their dealings told me. ‘He gets it … ‘”
Sharpton has announced he’ll be heading up an emergency meeting of his eight-member diversity task force sometime next week “to discuss possible action around the Academy Awards.” Not done yet, Sharpton curiously invoked the memory of two investigated situations that found that police officers had committed no illegality of violation of official procedures, “In the time of Staten Island and Ferguson, to have one of the most shutout Oscar nights in recent memory is something that is incongruous.”
No stranger to controversy, Sharpton once took quite a bit of heat for his association with a predatory loan company named LoanMax. Appearing in more than one commercial for them, Sharpton sung the praises of the lending company by stating, “When I’m out fighting for the little guy and I need quick cash I find comfort in knowing that LoanMax is here for me.” What wasn’t mentioned was that the Annual Interest Rate for LoanMax is 372 percent.
The Reverend also raised eyebrows along with concerns if the preacher fully grasped the basics of the English language. While delivering a speech at New Jersey’s Kean University “White folks was in caves while we was building empires…. We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.” Unfortunately for the community organizer, “astrology” isn’t a true science. The Reverend may have meant “astronomy,” but found himself caught up in the moment.
As Walter Matthau’s character of Professor Groeteschele asked rhetorically in the 1964 film classic Fail-Safe: “How long would the Nazis have kept it up, General, if every Jew they came after had met them with a gun in his hand?” With the connection between the Third Reich and the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem well documented, as well as a huge surge of the Islamist Jihadist demographic in Europe due to unrestricted immigration, a top Jewish leader in Western Europe is asking permission for the continent’s remaining Jews for the right to keep and bear arms.
Federal law enforcement officials in Cincinnati have announced that the G-Men have busted up another lone wolf Islamic Jihadist attack, this time aimed directly to destroy not only one of the greatest symbols of our American Republic, but also to kill as many lawmakers, staffers, and other police officers as possible. As reported on Jan. 14, 2015 by CBS News, New Yorkand also by WCOP-TV of Cincinnati, Ohio, the FBI has arrested Christopher Lee Cornell, who now goes by the nom de d’Jihad Islamique of Raheel Mahrus Ubaydah on the official charges of attempting to kill a government officer and possession of a firearm in furtherance of attempted crime of violence.
Pegged by the world’s media as the Freedom March, this past weekend’s overtly anti-Islamic Jihadist protest march in Paris not only drew well over 1 million citizens of the French Republic, but also a wide cross section of leaders from across the globe ranging from Spain’s Catholic Prime Minister Mariano Rejoy to Jordan’s Muslim King Abdallah to Israel’s Jewish Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Noted by the press as well as the French people for failing to send a senior representative to the march, the Obama Administration is starting to feel the heat.
On the heels of three avowed and confirmed Islamic jihadists slaughtering 17 innocent Parisiennes, at least 40 national leaders from around the globe marched with the estimated 1.5 million French citizens in a show on unity and national solidarity against the loose confederation of various terrorists organizations bent on world-wide jihad and the forced implementation of Islamic Shari’s Law. As reported by Canada’s National Post on Jan. 11, 2015, French President Francois Hollande hosted top representatives of Russia and Ukraine, as well as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas to the capital of the Gallic Republic .
In what many in the West have been calling for at least since the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001 if not longer, a leader of a majority Muslim populated nation has called for change withinIslam. As reported by the conservative-leaning news aggregate Right Speak via Google News on Jan. 9, 2015, the recently elected president of Egypt has openly called for what many are referring to as an “Islamic Reformation.”
More Moslems celebrate the Paris Massacre. Not Catholics, not Jews, not Baptists, not Hindus … Moslems.
Within hours of a military assault-style attack on what tactically is known as a “soft target,” both ISIS and supporters of Islamic Jihad have openly celebrated the massacre of French journalists, satirists, staff personnel, and two Paris police officers today. As reported by theAssociated Press via The Buffalo (NY) News on Jan. 7, 2015, three well-trained and well-equipped Islamic Jihaadis stormed the offices of the Paris-based Charlie Hebdo publication and killed at least 12 innocent people and severely wounded four.
While thousands of present and former members of the New York City Police Department have recently displayed their displeasure and anger at Mayor Bill de Blasio by turning their collective backs on him, the mayor fired back by referring to those officers as “disrespectful,” but made no mention of his wife sporting denim blue jeans to the funeral of assassinated Detective Wenjian Lui.
When it comes to political whoppers, in what arguably falls into the same category as “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan,” Barack Obama’s repeated claims that the world is a safer and less violent place doesn’t quite jive with what’s really happening throughout the world. As reported by the left of center Haaretz news service (of Tel Aviv, Israel) on Jan. 4, 2015, the amount of suicide bomber attacks across the globe have almost doubled.
When novelist George Orwell ended his biting satire of Josef Stalin’s Communist dictatorship of the former Soviet Union, Orwell penned at the end of Animal Farm what could be the greatest literary example of sanctioned and socially acceptable hypocrisy: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” Quite possibly proving faux-outrage and false piety aren’t the exclusive property of Uncle Joe, more than a few in the press as well as social media have come down hard on Republican Sarah Palin for a photo of her young child standing on the family dog, yet giving the darling of the political left, Ellen DeGeneres, kudos for posting an “adorable” and “cute” photo of essentially the same thing.
While more than a few Western cultural trendsetters revel in painting a Catholic woman sporting a Mantilla-style chapel veil, or a Protestant wearing their proverbial Sunday best, or a Jew wearing a yarmulke as some sorts of Dark Ages throwbacks, the same vanguard of Western progressivism gives scant attention when overt discrimination and oppression of women emanates from an Islamic dominated government. Case in point: The Saudi Arabian Airlines, operating under the name Saudia, will bow to pressure from influential Islamic fundamentalists and will now officially forbid women from sitting next to men who aren’t either their husbands or mahrem (Arabic for “male guardian”).