Obama: Working Out Near Marines Intimidates Him

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Squeals of girlish delight.

Possibly to be placed in the “What Was Your First Hint?” file, the perpetually vacationing Barack Obama admitted that Marines make him “feel small”.

As reported by Newsmax.com, “The only problem I’ve got when I’m here is having to work out with Marines in the gym,” Obama said during his annual Christmas Day visit with U.S. troops at Marine Corps Base Hawaii in Kaneohe Bay. “Because I generally feel like your commander in chief is in pretty good shape, and then I get next to some guy, you know, curling 100 pounds and it makes me feel small.”

And Obama has good reason to feel insecure. While attending meetings in Poland during the summer of 2014, candid video was leaked to the press of Obama hitting the gym. Well, maybe not hitting the gym… swishing would be more apt.

Doing his best Pee-Wee Herman imitation, America’s Commander-in-Chief was seen grimacing while working out with girl’s 10-pound weights. Possibly not into his workout, Obama was also seen yawning in-between sets.

Betrayed: Cleared of Murdering Afghan Civilians, Marines Still Slammed by Army Officers, DoD Investigators, Media

Marines of 1st Platoon, Fox Company.
Marines of 1st Platoon, Fox Company, MARSOC.

If I don’t cooperate with them that they were going to do everything in their power to ensure that my mother would be deported. – US Marine threatened by military investigators.

As any Marine will tell you, it’s never a good thing when the enemy is making every attempt to kill you. And as the fighting Leathernecks of 1st Platoon, Fox Company will make equally clear, it’s worse when your own officers and government want you dead. Making the entire episode all the more disgusting, most Americans don’t even know anything about this.

We have met the enemy, and they are us.

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A Retired Marine’s 12 Days of Christmas – NSFD (Not Safe For Democrats)

12DaysYes, it’s that time for the obligatory Christmas posting. So with tongue firmly placed in cheek, I certainly hope you enjoy my somewhat irreverent take on The Twelve Days of Christmas.

As for the “Caveman” reference, that was my call sign in the Corps. With that said, I do ask that after viewing the below video that liberals don’t freak out, anti-gun nuts don’t go into melt-down, and that militant atheists go on a screed. Continue reading “A Retired Marine’s 12 Days of Christmas – NSFD (Not Safe For Democrats)”

ISIS to new Miss Iraq: Join us or Die

Shaima Qassem Abdulrahman, Miss Iraq 2016.

In a land where kidnapped is synonymous with butchered, Shaima Qassem Abdulrahman understands completely what was meant in a recent phone call. As reported by Kuwait’s al-Watan news via The Jerusalem Post, the pretty 20-year-old was threatened not long after being the first woman crowned Miss Iraq in almost half a century. Continue reading “ISIS to new Miss Iraq: Join us or Die”

Nary a Trump seen – Obama, Bill Clinton prominently featured in ISIS recruiting video

ISIS-video-with-Bill-ClintonAs everyone already knows, the frontrunner for the Jackass Party has publicly accused Donald Trump of being featured by ISIS recruiters in their online social media. As Hillary Clinton plainly stated at a recent campaign event, ISIS is “going to people showing videos of Donald Trump insulting Islam and Muslims in order to recruit more radical jihadists.”

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CBS: Muslim claims Trump’s Words Will Move American-Muslim’s To Violence (Video)

01-20150511eNews_The-Nature-of-Homegrown-TerrorAppearing on a segment of the CBS Sunday morning political interview show Face The Nation, pollster Frank Luntz hosted a panel of 16 American-Muslims. During the course of the segment, Luntz ask some very frank questions regarding the Republican front-runner Donald Trump, and received more than a few equally frank answers. Continue reading “CBS: Muslim claims Trump’s Words Will Move American-Muslim’s To Violence (Video)”

Universal Fail: Steve Harvey Announces Wrong Winner At Miss Universe Contest

2F8A9A2900000578-0-image-a-30_1450668088824In what could possibly be described as being pantsed in front of the entire planet, the host of the Miss Universe pageant massively screwed-up by announcing the wrong contestant  as the winner.


To the entire world. Continue reading “Universal Fail: Steve Harvey Announces Wrong Winner At Miss Universe Contest”

Not Only The Smartest, Conservative Women Politicians Are Also The Most Attractive

Denmark’s Young Conservative party’s Nikita Klæstrup. The former party chair at the University of Lolland-Falster, Klæstrup is currently studying rhetoric at the University of Copenhagen.denmark Nikita Klæstrup

Angela Gerekou of Greece’s New Democracy center-right political party. Gerekou formerly served as the Hellenic Republic’s Vice Minister of Culture and Sport.Greece Angela Gerekou

Federal Deputy of the Mexican Congress, Gabriela Cuevas Barron is also a regional leader of the politically conservative and Christian-friendly National Action Party. GabrielaCuevas_Ntmex

An-Sofie Dewinter of Belgium’s hard right-wing Vlaams Belang party. Her father, Filip, is an MP in the Flemish Parliament. An-Sofie was the model for the party’s “Freedom or Islam – You Choose” campaign, for which she received multiple death threats from Islamic jihadists.an-Sofie Dewinter belgium

Hachinohe City Councilwoman Yuri Fujikawa of the Conservative Alliance’s Liberal Democratic Party. The Councilwoman was recently voted “World’s Most Beautiful Politician” in an online survey held by Spanish newspaper 20 Minutos.Hot-Yuri-Fujikawa-Cuma1

Former Dutch MP for the center-right Call of Christian Democracy party, Sabine Uitslag. Formed in 1980, the party brought together Dutch Catholics and Protestants who sought to keep alive traditional and conservative Dutch values, beliefs and culture.large-sabine-uitslag

Member of Parliament, Lebanon’s Sethrida Geagea of the right-wing and pro-Maronite Catholic Lebanese Forces party. Geagea has long been credited as one of the leading national figures against Syrian occupation forces.1sethrida-6_0

Alina Kabaeva, member of the hyper-patriotic United Russia party. A member of the nation’s Duma (Parliament), Kabaeva has also been Vladimir Putin’s long time par amour.Kabaeva russian

Maria “Mara” Carfagna of Italy’s conservative People of Freedom party. Prior to attaining her law degree, Carfana was a showgirl and model. Eventually elected to the Chamber of Deputies (Lower House), she served as her nation’s Minister for Equal Opportunity from 2008 – 2011.Mara - Italy

Considered the Grande Dame of hot conservative chick politicians everywhere, All-Ukrainian Union “Fatherland” Party’s former Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko.yulia_tymoshenko-black-in-pearls

Palace of Phallus: ISIS Women Get Jiggy In The Hereafter

Me love you long time.

Consult a physician if culture doesn’t exceed 7th century…

Willy Wonka gave to the world the wonders of the Everlasting Gobstopper; Carl Carlton sang of an Everlasting Love back in the mid-70s; G.K. Chesterton eruditely wrote of The Everlasting Man. Continue reading “Palace of Phallus: ISIS Women Get Jiggy In The Hereafter”

Target America: The Terrorist Attack Plan on American Schools

0b9d699d57b09ff98834706468dbccb8If the Beslan Massacre was practice against Western schools, was the Los Angeles schools shut-down a test run?

On the opening day of school in 2004, Chechen Muslim terrorists launched an attack on a school in Beslan, Russia that resulted in the slaughter of 338 people, 172 were children. Continue reading “Target America: The Terrorist Attack Plan on American Schools”

France’s new Sainte Jeanne d’Arc defends nation from foreign invaders

Marion-Marechal-Le-Pen-la-jeune-deputee-a-accouche-!_portrait_w674According to Catholic teaching, The Maid of Orléans came to national prominence in her native France when the country was in danger of being overrun by a foreign army.  With it eventually declared by the Catholic Church that young Joan was divinely inspired, she was proclaimed a Saint and Patroness of both the French nation and France’s Armed Forces by Pope Benedict XV in 1920. Continue reading “France’s new Sainte Jeanne d’Arc defends nation from foreign invaders”

U.N. climate draft calls on protecting ‘Mother Earth’

The United Nations has long rubbed small government advocates the wrong way due to their obvious goal of aggressively pushing for a One World Government.

Despite seeing to dismantle any shred of sovereignty or the right of self-determination to the people of the world, the same controlling world body is showing its more religious side as of late.

But as it turns out the same global authority organization seeks not only to control the planet, but also to push for the worship of the same.

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Fox News’ Dash Suspended over Obama Slam and Slip (Video)

stacey-dash_0Despite network censors partially catching actress and Fox News commentator Stacey Dash’s brief moment of profanity, the on-air personality has been suspended for two weeks for the verbal slip. As reported by the new media portal TownHall.com on Dec. 7, 2015 by Christine Roussel, Dash may have gotten a wee bit taken away by her emotions when she inadvertently dropped a colloquialism for solid human waste. Continue reading “Fox News’ Dash Suspended over Obama Slam and Slip (Video)”

ISIS in America; again, threat of ‘suitcase nukes’ looms

8655327655_8e0aebe473_bWhile the United Kingdom is set to vote if the island nation will authorize air strikes against the ISIS terrorists in Syria, the notion of the same terrorists obtaining nuclear weapons has again reared its ugly head. As reported by Samuel Hayes of the new media North Star National on Nov. 5, 2015, Britain’s parliament is set to vote on whether or not the attack aircraft of the Royal Air Force and Royal Navy will be engaging the Islamic jihadists. In the meantime, Mrutyuanjai Mishra of the Times of India notes on Dec. 4, 2015 of the possibility of the same global jihadists possibly obtaining nuclear weapons. Continue reading “ISIS in America; again, threat of ‘suitcase nukes’ looms”

Obama contradicts himself on global warming, China’s faux-islands

Chinese dredging vessels are purportedly seen in the waters around Fiery Cross Reef in the disputed Spratly Islands in this still image from video taken by a P-8A Poseidon surveillance aircraft provided by the United States Navy May 21, 2015. REUTERS/U.S. Navy/Handout

In what his political foes may describe as a prime example of double-talk, Barack Obama has given an apocalyptic vision of the things to come due to his belief that humanity has played a key role in climate change.

As reported by the CSNNews.com portal on Nov. 30, 2015, Obama warned the world of “submerged countries” while addressing the 2015 Paris Climate Conference. As cited, Obama stated, “unless the nations of the world acted now to combat climate change, countries would be submerged, cities would be abandoned, fields would no longer grown, and there would be new conflicts and floods of refugees.” Continue reading “Obama contradicts himself on global warming, China’s faux-islands”