Newest Enemy of ISIS — Kitty Cats

ISIS hunting down their latest foe: Kittens. (Pinterest)
ISIS hunting down their latest foe: Kittens. (Pinterest)

There have been some wild and wacky fatwas (religious edicts) issued by various Islamic clerics throughout the years, but the latest may prove to be cat-astrophic. As reported by IraqiNews.com (of Manama, Bahrain) and Metro.com news (of London, United Kingdom), breeding cats is now strictly verboten within the Islamic Caliphate. Continue reading “Newest Enemy of ISIS — Kitty Cats”

‘Devout Catholic’ Tim Kaine’s Fake Catholicism Exposed

Tim Kaine - America deserves better. (Youtube)
Tim Kaine – America deserves better. (Youtube)

Don’t expect the Western media to ever factually report what the Catholic Church actually teaches. If anything, either through willful ignorance or willfully lying, the liberal media has quite the knack of bastardizing Catholic teaching to fit their agenda. Continue reading “‘Devout Catholic’ Tim Kaine’s Fake Catholicism Exposed”

Creepy Clown Sightings on the Rise — Heavily Armed Southerners Fed-Up

Creepy clown sightings on the rise. (Pinterest)
Creepy clown sightings on the rise. (Pinterest)

Nothing gives one a case of the jimjams, willies, or horripilations more than the sight of a creepy clown. Kicking it up a notch to a case of the heebie-jeebies is a creepy clown sighted on the edge of any given woodline.

A full blown case of the shivering oogies is when a creepy clown is seen along the treeline next to a school. Continue reading “Creepy Clown Sightings on the Rise — Heavily Armed Southerners Fed-Up”

VA Hospital: Veteran’s Corpses ‘Left to Decompose’ in the Morgue

VA morgue a house of horrors. (Pinterest)
VA morgue a house of horrors. (Pinterest)

“We now have reports of bodies being left to decompose in the morgue for months on end.”

Katie Pavlich of the conservative-leaning TownHall.com is reporting that despite Barack Obama’s past vow that he “will not tolerate it, period” any repeats to the 2014 VA scandal, his promise is about as good as his Syrian red lines. Continue reading “VA Hospital: Veteran’s Corpses ‘Left to Decompose’ in the Morgue”

Absurdity Alert: Canadian United Church keeps Atheist Pastor

Gretta Vosper. (Facebook)
Gretta Vosper, the “pastor” who denies God Almighty. (Facebook)

There’s an old joke among Christians who take their Christianity seriously that so-called “Progressive Christians” consider Jesus to be the world’s first great social worker. But from the teachings of Canada’s Gretta Vosper, that’s pretty much all God the Son really is. Continue reading “Absurdity Alert: Canadian United Church keeps Atheist Pastor”