Heather Nauert ‘leading candidate’ to take over UN post

I don’t know which of these two is more amazing:

  1. Heather Nauert’s two-year meteoric rise from Fox News host to leading contender to take over Nikki Haley’s ambassadorship at the United Nations.
  2. With little effort, Nauert has the ability pass herself as a college cheerleader. But in actuality, the mother of two sons is actually a handful of weeks away from celebrating her 49th birthday.

One thing’s for sure, when it comes to brains and beauty, Nauert is certainly a winner in the genetic lottery.

Hillary Confuses Eric Holder with Corey Booker: ‘They all look alike’

In an interview with the reliably liberal Kara Swisher, the twice-failed presidential candidate stated on the Recode Decode podcast that her problem with distinguishing between Sen Cory Booker (D-NJ) and ex-Attorney General Eric Holder is that “I know, they all look alike.”

Swisher immediately corrected her, “No they don’t.” But as soon as the reliably liberal audience roared with laughter, Swisher pathetically attempted to play along as if she knew that Clinton’s tone-deaf comment was actually a joke. Swisher’s I-meant-to-do-that comeback, “Ohhh, well done!”

Anyhow, that’s exactly what Clinton’s comment was… a joke. In very poor taste, without a doubt, but still nothing more than a very, very bad joke.

Just in time for Halloween.

Here’s the point, could you imagine if President Trump said this?

The liberal media would be airing this 24/7 until 2020.

I was honest enough to admit she was joking, liberals should be honest enough to admit if this was the other war around, the MSM would give this non-stop coverage.

We all know that the fake news industry is purposefully ignoring this, so the only way this video will get out is if you please share.

What could go wrong? Titanic II to set sail in 2022

For those unaware of the sinking of the White Star Line’s flagship, the RMS (Royal Mail Ship) Titanic, a viewing of 1958’s A Night to Remember will get you up to speed. Seriously, that Leonardo DiCaprio flick just plain sucked.

Anyhow, just slightly a shade darker, Britain’s Blue Star Line is announcing that the brand-spanking new RMS Titanic II will not only set said in 2022, but will be a mirrored image of the original, wetter Titanic.

Creepily, not only will the Titanic II be an almost exact copy of the 1912 model (hopefully, all the compartments will now have watertight integrity), but Blue Star has announced that the new ship will also follow the same course as that taken on the original’s maiden voyage.

Adult swim.

As reported by Fox News;

The Titanic II, a replica of the original “ship of dreams,” will be setting sail in 2022, following the same Southampton, England, to New York route the famed Titanic tried in 1912.

“The ship will follow the original journey, carrying passengers from Southampton to New York, but she will also circumnavigate the globe, inspiring and enchanting people while attracting unrivalled attention, intrigue and mystery in every port she visits,” Clive Palmer, chairman of Blue Star Line wrote in a statement.

The new luxury liner was announced in 2012 to honor the ship’s 100-year anniversary, but the inaugural voyage was ultimately postponed due to a reported financial dispute between Blue Star Line’s parent company, Mineralogy, and the Chinese government.

But wait, there’s more;

“Blue Star Line will create an authentic Titanic experience, providing passengers with a ship that has the same interiors and cabin layout as the original vessel, while integrating modern safety procedures, navigation methods and 21st century technology to produce the highest level of luxurious comfort,’’ Palmer said.

Insert drowning or not enough lifeboats jokes here.

If you think the Titanic was the White Star Line’s first disaster, guess again.

  • RMS Tayleur sunk in 1854, taking the lives of 380 of the 652 passengers.
  • SS Royal Standard was wrecked in 1869 near the coast of Brazil.
  • RMS Atlantic sunk in an 1873 North Atlantic storm. Of the 835 passengers aboard, 562 lost their lives. Somehow, the entire crew managed to survive.
  • SS Naronic vanished without a trace in 1893, with the loss of all 74 souls on board.

Mere coincidence? Stormy Daniels and Cesar Sayoc worked at same Miami strip club

Amazingly enough, the suspected mail bomber, Cesar Sayoc, and the same chick, Stormy Daniels, who accepted well over $100,000 from attorney Michael Cohen, President Trump’s personal lawyer… they just so happen to have recently worked together.

With the realization that millionaires and billionaires quite often find themselves accused of rather salacious behavior, more than a few have come to the realization that settling out of court is usually much cheaper than spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to clear their name in court.

That’s what private citizen Donald Trump did when porn actress Stormy Daniels (born as Stephanie Clifford) accused him of having an affair with her.

As directed, lawyer Cohen gave Daniels $130,000 for her signature on an NDA (non-disclosure agreement).

But with all that aside, the Scripps Media news service is reporting that the accused would-be killer and the Louisiana-born stripper actually know each other.

As reported by KGTV of San Diego, CA (via WPTV of West Palm Beach, FL);

Mail bombing suspect Cesar Sayoc worked as a DJ at Ultra Gentleman’s Club in West Palm Beach, Fla., the same strip club where Trump accuser Stormy Daniels performed in April.

WPTV spoke to Ultra manager Stacey Saccal who confirmed that Sayoc worked as a DJ Thursday afternoon, the day before he was arrested in Plantation. She said Sayoc had worked there for two months as a DJ and doorman.

Saccal said there had been no complaints about Sayoc from other employees prior to his arrest Friday.

“I never knew that his van was covered in political stickers. I thought it was an ice cream truck,” Saccal said, noting that he parked far from the club.

As far-fetched as Sayoc’s achy-rapey van is an ice cream truck, what’s even more far-fetched is the odds against, and I mean astronomical odds, that Sayoc and Daniels know each other.

Now I realize that the world of pole-dancers and strip club DJs must be awfully select (sarcasm, off), but this is all just too much to give even the slightest whiff of credibility.

On a personal note, for over two decades I’ve lived in the same neighborhood, but I simply cannot recall one instance of ever randomly bumping into either next-door-neighbor away from our homes.

But I’m suppose to just buy-off that these two just happen to have crossed paths not all that long ago? If so, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you.

The MSM narrative on Cesar Sayoc voting Republican just isn’t adding up

By now, everyone has already heard that Cesar Sayoc has been arrested in Florida on suspicion of being the bad guy behind the mailing of alleged bombs (that didn’t work) to a number of Democrats.

Oh, but the media has been breathlessly reporting that not only is Sayoc “a registered Republican” but also his van is covered in “right-wing paraphernalia”.

But this is what really piqued my interest – the same media is claiming that Sayoc has a record of at least one felony offence. I’m aware the restoration of voting rights for felons varies from state-to-state, so I decided to do a little digging.

Cesar Sayoc.

First of all, I checked to see if he’s actually voted any time recently. By golly, he sure has.

According to https://registration.elections.myflorida.com/en/CheckVoterStatus, Sayoc is listed as an active voter, as well as registered as a Republican. Date of registering to vote: 03/04/2016.

Ok, turns out he’s a registered voter. But does Sayoc actually have a criminal record?

Shockingly… yes he does (as a grasp at pearls).

As the below three photos from MugShots.com has acquired via public domain, Sayoc was found guilty of both Grand Theft as well as Felony Assault.

Sentenced to one year of Community Supervision on 05/09/2014, obviously he wouldn’t be free and clear of these convictions until 05/09/2015.

So now I checked if a convicted felon would or even could get voting rights restored.

The screen grab from the Office of Executive Clemency of the state of Florida pretty much says it all.

Obviously, the next step would be to reach out to the government of Florida to see if Sayoc’s civil rights have been restored.

According to the Office of Executive Clemency, Florida Commission on Offender Review, here’s the status:

Well, I did find out that instead of the Florida Commission on Offender Review isn’t the final word on a felon having their civil rights restored.

There is something called the Office of Executive Clemency down in Tallahassee that meets a few times each year to decide if there are any deserving criminals who may deserve clemency.

According to the same (phone – 850 488 2952), there is “no record of this individual ever applying for clemency.”

Interesting, huh?

Fake News, Meet Fake Bomb

  • Since when was only six stamps enough to mail a pipe bomb?
  • Why aren’t these stamps already stamped cancelled?
  • When you contrast this alleged “pipe bomb” to the size of those stamps, that so-called “bomb” is about the size of a tube of Chapstick.
  • I’m not saying they don’t exist, but I’m having trouble finding these types of metal pipe caps pictured that are for sale commercially.
Not really much of a bomb, wouldn’t you say?

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Honestly, are Democrats *really* this stupid?

Especially in the run-up to the mid-term elections, Democrats are lulling the party faithful into a state of extra stupid by drilling into them the mantra, “Trump only gave tax cuts to the rich… Trump only gave tax cuts to the rich…”

From Bernie to Beto, from San Francisco to Fire Island, those fibbin’ libs are purposefully lying to their constituents in regards to President Trump’s Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017.

And for whatever bizarre reason, the Demo-drones are lapping it up.

For those folks, I have one reasonable question: Do you have the basic intelligence required to read and comprehend your tax information on your paystub? Of course, I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt by assuming they’re actually gainfully employed.

Nancy’s crumbs.

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How a 7,000 strong mob defeated Mexico’s quarter-million man military

Well, the quarter-million number includes the 25,000 troops of the Mexican Marines (Fuerza de Infantería de Marina), but not tallied is the 11,000 with Mexico’s Federal Police (Policía Federal).

Please keep this in mind, it’s integral to the story.

But with all things considered equal, let’s just call Mexico’s armed personnel on their federal level at roughly 250,000.

Sausage-fest. Immigrants don’t carry the flag of the nation they’re leaving. But invading armies do.

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Exorcist: Witches’ Hex on Kavanaugh ‘Demonic’

The priest who was the inspiration of the Anthony Hopkins film The Rite, Father Gary Thomas, is publicly stating that the witches’ hex scheduled for Oct. 20, 2018, is demonic in nature and that the same witches “are going to direct the evil to have a permanently adverse effect” on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

As breathlessly reported by USA Today (via WKYC of Cleveland, OH), “The ritual has sold out of tickets and attracted the interest of thousands.” It’s intended to “to make Kavanaugh suffer,” organizer Dakota Bracciale told Newsweek.

Interestingly enough, the very next paragraph printed by USA Today was “About 60 people will be in attendance at the event, Bracciale told USA TODAY on Saturday.”

Hmm… from “thousands” down to just a few dozen? Someone sure is in need of improving their spell-casting skills.

According to self-described queer, non-binary witch, Dakota Bracciale was also quoted by Newsweek, “those in attendance will be ‘basically Antifa witches … There are a lot of angry people who are righteously filled with rage that are going to take back our country.'”

Wow. Antifa witches? Really?

Burning cars and Ouija boards aside, the National Catholic Register (one of the few news organizations with the word “Catholic” in it that isn’t under the thumb of Francis and the rest of the Lavender Mafia) is reporting that “As a response to the event, Father Gary Thomas, the exorcist for the Diocese of San Jose, California, is offering Mass for Kavanaugh on Thursday and Saturday.”

Also cited by the NC Register (emphasis mine);

Father Thomas said that he has witnessed people in the satanic world becoming bolder. “They are more confident that the general public will be more accepting of the demonic,” he said. By contrast, Father Thomas noted that throughout history, satanic groups have been secretive, but now they are making it public in the name of freedom of religion. “This is a conjuring of evil—not about free speech,” he said. “Conjuring up personified evil does not fall under free speech. Satanic cults often commit crimes; they murder and sexually abuse everyone it their cult.”

“When curses are directed at people in a state of grace, they have little or no effect,” Father Thomas said. … Curses sometimes involve a blood sacrifice either through an animal or a human being, such as an aborted baby, according to him. However, there is no information about a blood sacrifice one way or the other for the Saturday event.

“The decision to do this against a Supreme Court justice is a heinous act and says a lot about the character of these people that should not be underestimated or dismissed,” he said. “These are real evil people.”

Speaking of aborted children, according to the Ritual to Hex Brett Kavanaugh Facebook event page, 25 percent of the proceeds will go to Planned Parenthood.

Interestingly enough, the national spokesman for the Satanic Temple, Lucien Greaves states that “he would like to help women avoid complying with pro-life laws by saying abortion restrictions violate their Satanic religious beliefs. He added that gay ‘marriage’ is a Satanic ‘sacrament,'” as reported by LifeSiteNews.com.

In regards to the culture of homosexual rapists that exists in some of the highest levels of the hierarchy of the Catholic Church, in a separate article in the National Catholic Register, Fr Thomas referred to the same sexual abusers of children as “demonic.” Furthermore, he also stated (emphasis mine);

Fr. Thomas called on all Catholics to pray and fast and to act to triumph over the evil. “It can’t just be the removal of a few,” he said. “It has to be a complete reshaping of the paradigm of the way our Church governs; we need a complete cleaning up. We need a lay commission to set up an independent study. The bishops can’t do it; they don’t know how to do it.

The trifecta of liberalism: Witch, queer, binary Dakota Bracciale.


Vile Lefties Throw Mud at Melania After Plane Fills with Smoke, Wish For her Death

Are there no depths that the Leftists won’t sink to in their attacks against President Trump? Obviously not.

As just about everyone already knows, the plane carrying the First Lady to Philadelphia had to return to Joint Base Andrews (Maryland) shortly after take-off due to the cabin briefly filling with smoke.

Other than the FLOTUS and flight crew, there were also a number of Secret Service agents and members of the press corps aboard the flight.

Nonetheless, Leftists have crawled out of their collective holes to wish nothing but evil should befall Mrs. Trump.

Adoring son and loving mother.
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Meet the 6X6s: High-End Trucks in the Age of Trump

Nothing makes a first impression like the extreme. That pretty much sums up the past (and glorious) two years under the leadership of President Trump.

Another way to look at it — if the Prius and the Volt personified the Obama years, the Velociraptor and the Goliath scream Trump.

Updated by Hennessey Performance Engineering of Sealy, Texas, these vehicular wizards give the impression that the only thing they forgot was a .50 cal heavy machine gun bolted to the bed. Think “Rat Patrol” for the 21st century.

Modified Ford Raptor, the Hennessey Velociraptor.

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Jobs vs Mobs: Baldwin Calls For ‘Overthrow’ of US Government

Bully, thug, classless pig, loudmouth. A number of words and phrases certainly spring to mind when describing actor/activist Alec Baldwin.

Rabble-rouser could certainly be yet another add-on to Baldwin’s résumé.

With Leftist violence being all the rage (no pun intended), the Hollywood elitist made a point of sounding the Antifa dog whistle while simultaneously backing off just enough to give him “what… me?” deniability.

Baldwin seen roughing up a photographer.

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White House: Stephen Miller’s Third Grade Sins

No, I don’t mean that whatever sins that may be on Stephen Miller’s soul are low-grade offenses against The Almighty, like maybe mumbling unkind words towards a rude motorist who cut him off on DC’s notorious beltway.

Miller’s transgressions are those he allegedly committed while in third grade. You know, like when he was eight-years-old.

As it turns out, Miller’s third grade teacher, Nikki Fiske, decided to give The Hollywood Reporter her insider tell-all on President Trump’s senior policy advisor.

President Trump’s senior political Stephen Miller.

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White House: Kid Rock ‘Fires’ Fake News Media

Kid Rock (real name: Robert Ritchie) is among a number of music celebrities visiting the Executive Mansion today, to include rapper Kanye West and 70s guitar god Jeff “Skunk” Baxter.

By the way, after leaving the world of Rock ‘N’ Roll, Baxter went on to become a real life ballistic missile expert.

With that aside, as seen in the video below, a yet-to-be identified White House reporter yelled a question to Rock, asking if President Trump should fire Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Continue reading “White House: Kid Rock ‘Fires’ Fake News Media”

American Civil War II – What Will You Do if Worse Comes to Worst?

By definition, a true civil war is when two legitimate claimants to government attempt by force of violence to take control of an entire nation while crushing the opposition.

England had a civil war. So did Russia, Ireland and Spain. Technically, America never fought a civil war. The Confederate States of America never sought to conquer the North. They just wanted their independence, which was constitutionally correct at the time.

But for the sake of understanding the mainstream moniker, I’ll refer to The War When The North Invaded America simply as “The Civil War”.

Sen. Rand Paul.

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Meet Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s likely replacement to the SCOTUS

Ruth Bader “Boozin’ ‘N’ Snoozin’” Ginsburg may seem like she attended law school with Moses, but in reality she’ll be turning 86 this March.

With that said, it’s a fair bet that RBG will be the next one to create an opening for a seat on the Supreme Court, either by resignation or the biological solution.

So it’s actually quite a timely moment to discuss just who might replace Ginsburg, and that person is the same one who came within a hairsbreadth of being named instead of Brett Kavanaugh. Namely, Judge Amy Coney Barrett.

Judge Amy Coney Barrett.

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Colbert’s Joke Writer: ‘Glad We Ruined Kavanaugh’s Life’

People like her were never breast-fed … they went straight to raw meat.

Ariel Dumas (as far as I’m concerned, pronounced: dumb-ass) supposedly is a funny person. In fact, this chick is supposedly *SO* funny that CBS has hired her as one of the staff writers for the late night talk show, “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”.

Sadly for her, all Dumas really has succeeded at is only one of two things:

  1. She’s nothing more than a vile, petty, vindictive and highly paid full-member of the Hollywood elite
  2. Well, there really is no other viable option that Choice #1 doesn’t already cover
Alleged comedy writer, Ariel Dumas.

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Classless liberals compare Melania to a fictional Nazi

Some people have serious problems with Melania Trump, and that’s putting it politely.

I understand that in today’s hyper-politically correct culture (especially among Lefties), there isn’t suppose to be any differences between men and women.

But to the classless pigs who’ve taken to the internet to insinuate that our FLOTUS can be confused for a fiction movie character… a dude, by the way… well, anyone who could confuse Melania Trump (née Melanija Knavs) with a guy is taking Trump Hate to a whole new level.

Does she look ANYTHING like a guy?

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Not Tired of Winning: Anti-Trumpers Turn on Each Other

There are certainly a number of things about living in Trump’s America that make us all very happy;

  • Lower numbers taxes
  • A beefed-up military
  • Paper-thin unemployment
  • An America First foreign policy
  • Justice Brett Kavanaugh

But you know what’s the absolute best thing about living in Trump’s America? That warm feeling you get deep inside when you see the anti-Trump Left turn on each other like a skulk of hungry jackals.

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‘B*tch’ flashback: Schumer wags finger over insulting ‘the women of America’ but calls flight attendant ‘b*itch’

Have you ever seen someone playing blackjack, has 20, and the dope still says “hit me”? That’s called overplaying your hand.

Speaking of overplaying your hand (and being a total hypocrite, turning the Senate into a 3-ring circus, and giving tactic approval to mob rule), Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is either very confident of his fellow Lefties winning the upcoming Civil War II or his political instincts really, really suck.

Little Chuckie Schumer.
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Busted Democrat ‘Doxer’ Threatened to Illegally Release Confidential Info of GOP Children

Why in the world would anyone want to know the heath records information as well as the SSNs (Social Security Numbers) of the children of certain Republican US Senators?

Who knows… but with the Left ramping up mob violence here on the eve of Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s Senate floor vote, it’s a safe bet that if whatever “doxer” should seek to weaponize the same confidential by releasing such illegally very well may result in violence.

Nonetheless, it’s now being revealed that ex-Democrat staffer Jackson Kosko has threatened a witness of his wrongdoing, “If you tell anyone I will leak it all. Emails signal conversations gmails. Senators children’s health information and socials.”

Democrat operative Jackson Cosko.
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Whoopie Attacks President Trump’s Grandkids, Don Jr Fires Back

While most viewers may consider ABC’s gyno-friendly panel talk show as just so much anti-conservative fluff, The View is actually a division of ABC News.

Keep that in mind when you realize that the show’s main co-hags are a washed-up actress and a never-was stand-up comic. So much for objective journalism.

With that said, co-harpie Whoopie Goldberg (born: Caryn Elaine Johnson) decided to take a rather dirty swipe at three of the nine First Grandchildren.

The Mouth of ABC News.

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Doxxing: Cops Bust Democrat Staffer on Seven Charges

“Doxxing” is the latest word to hit the American lexicon. Slang for “documenting,” doxxing when used in the context of the internet is when someone’s private information is made very public.

Depending on whatever jurisdiction criminal doxxing may take place, the act in and of itself, is usually illegal.

But in this day and age of the likes of James Thomas Hodgkinson, an admitted “Bernie Bro,” who essentially went hunting for Republicans to assassinate last year (wounding House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, R-LA, as well as Capitol Police officer Crystal Griner; Zack Barth, a congressional aide; and Matt Mika, a Tyson Foods lobbyist), as well as Barack Obama urging his supporters to “get in the face” of those who disagree with the Leftist agenda, doxxing can be down-right dangerous.

Rep Scalise after a “Bernie Bro” went hunting for Republicans.
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Swetnick’s ex-beau claims ‘she liked to have sex with more than one guy at a time’

Choo-choo… all aboard!

I’ve often been told to never lower myself to the level of mudslingers.

But here’s the thing, I have no problem getting into a slugfest… especially when mud’s involved.

So when The New York Times publishes an anti-Trump anonymous opinion/hit piece, as well as NBC News broadcasting an interview with Julie Swetnick that has more holes in it than a box of Cheerios, I’m sure those of you reading this article will allow me to cite a letter just released by the Senate Judiciary Committee. Continue reading “Swetnick’s ex-beau claims ‘she liked to have sex with more than one guy at a time’”

Senate Wannabe Beta O’Rourke Apologizes for Noticing ‘Large Breasts and Tight Buttocks’ When He Was 19

When did Beta get a penectomy?

I can’t help but wonder of Stephen Austin, Juan Seguín, Sam Houston and the rest of the Texican freedom fighters are rolling over in their collective graves.

After all, it isn’t every day that a red-blooded Texan teen-aged male issues a public apology for the high crime of actually noticing the sexually attractive attributes of the female of the species… 27-years after the fact.

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