Maybe because he calls himself a
Democratic Socialist, maybe it’s because he was once kicked-out of a hippie commune for not doing any actual work, maybe it’s because he actually honeymooned in that lovers’ paradise formerly known as the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Continue reading “Comrade Bernie Promises to Raise Taxes on Those Earning at least $29,000 a Year”
Not a man to be taken lightly.
If the van is a-rockin’ riddled with bullet holes, don’t come a-knockin’…
Needless to say, a certain yet-to-be-identified Florida man who started the day with ill intent in his heart, and an AK-47 in his mitts, finished the day not quite like he hoped.
Continue reading “‘I am not going to go out like a punk’: Miami man kills AK-47 wielding thug”
It’s been said that the federal government is likened to a morbidly obese giant who is so fat, he can’t even tie his own shoes.
Continue reading “Hundreds of Thousands of New Bureaucrats: Elizabeth Warren’s Maniacal Economy Plans”
WhiskeyWarrior556 and his newborn daughter.
For those who are unfamiliar with the so-called
red flag laws proposed by government gun-grabbers, the official sounding name boils down to nothing less than someone with a grudge against you can call the local police and have you arrested. Continue reading “Red Flag Law: NY State Gestapo Bust WhiskeyWarrior556, Threaten Wife and Child”
No, not Ramen Noodles. Guess again.
The Chinese seem to have natural remedies for everything from angina to zygomycosis. But sadly for 43-year-old Zhu Zhong-fa from China’s East Coast, he’s not hep to any home-cures for tapeworms due to eating undercooked pork. All the more strange, especially since pork is the favorite meat consumed in China.
Continue reading “700 Tapeworms: Chinese Man Found Infested After Eating Undercooked Pork”
Faithful Catholics are fed-up.
Non-Catholics and Catholics alike have been wondering aloud when Catholics are going to finally standup to Pope Francis and his patently heretical words and deeds.
Continue reading “‘We Resist You’: Catholics Resist Francis to His Face”
Eye-Rollin’ with the homies.
“The king is dead, long live the king.” As odd as that phrase sounds at first blanche, it initially pays homage to the recently deceased monarch, then cheers the man named as the new sovereign.
Continue reading “Democrat Deep State Witness Eye-Rolls, Smirks, Slouches at Republicans”
Obviously not content with being the most annoying teenager of the 21st century, Greta Thunberg has decided to take her schtick on the road… to the 19th century.
In an uber-creepy photo dug up by the truly nerdy at the
University of Washington, Thunberg’s doppelganger is seen with two other children “at a gold mine on Dominion Creek, Yukon Territory, ca. 1898” according to the U of W.
The darling of tree-huggers everywhere, little Greta scolded the world with her now infamous spoiled brat rant at the United Nations, “How dare you? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words.”
Here’s the sadly ironic morale of the story: Those 1898, back-breaking work, usually went to sleep hungry at night, lucky to make it to the age of 40, children would give their right arm to live 30 minutes-worth of the privileged life of young Greta Thunberg.
“Gentlemen, welcome to Impeachapalooza, 2019.” – Rep. Chris Stewart (R-UT).
You have to love Louisiana’s plain-speaking junior US Senator.
Continue reading “Sen. John Kennedy: Impeachment Hearings ‘Look Like the Kavanaugh Hearing Without the Vagina Hats’”
Hillary: “Hello, suicide hotline? I’d like to place an order…”
According to the
Associated Press (via CNBC), the two corrections officers who supposedly fell asleep exactly at the same time frame billionaire and renown FOB Jeffery Epstein reportedly killed himself. Continue reading “Epstein ‘Suicide’: Prison Guards Who Slept on Duty Face Criminal Charges”
Oh, goddess Gaia, save us! Those evil Republicans will destroy Mother Earth to the point where the remaining humans will be able
on the ice from northern Japan to Baja California! TO WALK
Sweet Gaia, things may be so dire that whatever remaining humans who also survives your righteous wrath could ice skate from Hoboken, NJ, to Oyster Bay, Long Island.
Continue reading “Climate Change Alarmists: Democrats (Again) Abandon Science”
The (dis)Honorable Mr. Swalwell (D-California).
As seen in the video below, failed presidential contender Rep. Eric Swalwell used the farcical congressional impeachment inquiry hearing to openly lie to the citizens of this nation.
Continue reading “Media Amnesia: Never-Trumper Democrat Eric Swalwell Flat-Out Lies to the American People”
The Soviet-style show trial honchoed by the bug-eyed political commissar from the People’s Republic of the San Fernando Valley certainly has thrust a certain member of the Fairer Sex into the spotlight.
Continue reading “Who’s That Blonde Hottie? The Only Important Question to Come Out of the Impeachment Hearing”
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know he’s been charged with felony first degree criminal mischief, a charge in Alabama that happens to be a Class C felony.
Continue reading “‘Lock This Up’: Man Who Burst ‘Baby Trump Balloon’ Speaks”
Bernie and his lil’ sidepiece attend community college.
Sen. Bernie Sanders and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez are just as pleased as punch regarding the crowd size at a recent campaign rally in Council Bluffs, Iowa.
Continue reading “Bernie, AOC Boast of ‘Largest Rally of Any 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidate’”
Boom, boom… out go the lights!
OK, I’ll come clean. I watch my share of MMA, but I really haven’t even heard of Tara LaRosa.
Continue reading “MMA Fighter Tara LaRosa DROPS Anti-Flag Attacker”
If President Trump were to appear in a mere auditorium, the Establishment Media would have a field day torching him.
After all, the POTUS has made a name for himself as the king of packing the house to the rafters at more than a few sports arenas and stadiums from sea to shining sea.
Continue reading “South Carolina: Warren Speaks to Nearly Empty Auditorium, Booker Fares Even Worse”
Joe gives the entire audience a backstage pass.
In a recent stump speech in Iowa, ex-Vice President Joe Biden seems to have been just a tad disoriented.
Continue reading “Sleepy Joe Gets Disoriented, Gives Speech to Big Screen TV”
Not all that long ago, what self-respecting Anglican would be singing a hymn entitled “God of Queer Transgressive Spaces”?
Continue reading “Protestant Group Sings the Praises of LGBTQIA2S+ Hymnal”
Of the 25 athletes on the Washington Nationals 2019 World Series championship roster, nine decided not to attend President Trump’s celebratory invitation to the White House.
Continue reading “See Washington Nationals Ryan Zimmerman, Kurt Suzuki Go Full-On MAGA”
follows the goings on of the Catholic Church, you might not know that there are actually two groups of Catholics under the dictatorial fist of the Communist dictators of China; really
The six million souls of the “Underground Church” who still adhere and remain loyal to Eternal Rome and her 2,000 years of loyalty to Christ.
The six million drones who’ve plead loyalty to the Communist Party since 1957, but always hiding behind a façade of Catholicism.
Continue reading “Faithful Chinese Catholics Slam Francis for Siding with the Communist Party”
Simply reading the quotes from Pennsylvania Rep. Wendy Ullman (D) just doesn’t convey her callousness and hard-hearted comments within the Keystone State’s General Assembly.
Continue reading “Pennsylvania Lawmaker Claims Miscarriage ‘Just Some Mess On A Napkin’; Turns Up Nose to ‘Respectful Internment’”
Surgeon General of the United States, VADM Jerome M. Adams, USPHS.
Ask just about any patriotic American to cite the seven federal uniformed services, you’ll get a quick rundown, “Marines, Navy, Coast Guard, Army, Air Force… did you say
SEVEN?” Continue reading “Unsung Heroes: The OTHER Uniformed Services You Might Not Be Aware Of”
Yet again, in a case of more deaths aboard modes of modern transportation, dozens and dozens of people, mostly, if not all Muslims, have perished on a railway line fire in eastern Pakistan.
Continue reading “Again, Mass Muslim Deaths on Mass Transit as Dozens Killed on Pakistan Railway”