Blue State Blues: Snowflakes Whine When Pimps, Hoes, Drug Pushers Invade Neighborhood

Isn’t it awesome when liberal city council members get accosted by Antifa turds, then the same piss and moan because no cops are around?

Or how ’bout when bottom feeding criminal defense lawyers have to pull out the hardware when militant SJWs crash their gated community?

Yeah, few things are as satisfying as limousine liberals having to actually sully their lives when it comes to actually being a face-to-face with the same professional crybabies they champion.

Well, it is rather funny when the residents of a rather well-to-do (and decidedly liberal) neighborhood start complaining when sex traffickers and dope pushers invade your safe space. Nothing increases property values like used Love Twinkies and discarded heroin syringes strewn on the same sidewalks where your kids play.

Anyhow, coming as a surprise to no one is MPR (Minnesota Public Radio) reporting that the Powderhorn area of Minneapolis is now doo-dad deep with hundreds of homeless pitching their collective tents (double-entendre intended) within raping distance of their front porches (emphasis mine);

Every night, Angelina Roslik says she can watch a steady stream of cars pass in front of her home on a dead-end street overlooking Powderhorn Park in south Minneapolis. 

The cars — backing in and out, pulling up next to each other, or idling for long stretches at a time — are a new presence here, she says. 

Roslik believes they’re symptomatic of an uptick in open drug use and sex trafficking — something she says is tied to an encampment of people who started gathering in the park last month. 

“If you sit here long enough, you’ll start to see people coming and going. Coming to the passenger side window. Like we see right there,” Roslik said, looking out from her front porch on Saturday night. “A lot of times, it’s a woman getting in and out.”

She and some of her neighbors are conflicted. They want encampment residents to have stable housing and access to the services they need. At the same time, they feel the encampment is unsafe and unsustainable, for all involved.

But Minneapolis Park Board Commissioner AK Hassan said the crime neighbors are pointing to is not linked to the encampment. “When we talk about crimes that happen here, these are not new crimes,” he said at a press conference at the park last week. “Let’s not find excuses.”

Roslik disagrees. She said she has seen violent disputes at all hours of the night over the past couple of weeks, and people pulling out guns in broad daylight. She’s seen needles and feces scattered in yards up and down the street.  

But on a much more serious note, KSTP-TV of the Twin Cities is reporting (video below) that the once safe Powderhorn area is now developing quite the rep for “sexual assaults”, also known to the politically incorrect as plain old rape.

(VIDEO) Radicals Topple Statue of Fredrick Douglass off its Foundation; ‘They’re Not Going to Stop, Folks’

Undoubtedly, one of the more powerful voices both before and during the War Between the States was undoubtedly that of freed-slave, Frederick Douglass.

While the latest fad amongst historically illiterates of the Marxist bend, destroying statues and memorials to long dead Confederates considered blasé, not only are the Founding Fathers, Catholic Saints, Christopher Columbus, Mohandas Gandhi, Abraham Lincoln, US Grant… even images of Jesus Christ and the Blessed Mother are considered fair game by the Left.

The latest on the hit list is Frederick Douglass.

On the 168th anniversary of Douglass delivering an anti-slavery speech in Rochester, NY (1852 to be exact), sometime over the 4th of July weekend, a statue of the famed abolitionist in the same city was forcibly removed from its base and sustained minor damage to the statue itself (see news video below).

The statue was found roughly 50 feet from the largely destroyed base, leaning against a park fence.

While no group or individual has publicly taken credit for the vandalization of the statue, one plausible reason could be nothing more than Douglass was a member of the Republican Party. As noted by Bartelby’s, one of the more famous quotes attributed to Douglass;

“I am a Republican, a black, dyed in the wool Republican, and I never intend to belong to any other party than the party of freedom and progress.”

Unfortunately, WROC is reporting that the statue was “removed” from it’s base.

No, WROC, there was nothing as simple or benign as the statue being “removed”.

At a minimum, the remembrance to Douglass was vandalized and desecrated. At a maximum, a criminal act was perpetrated against true American patriots of all political persuasions and skin tones.

NY Democrat Candidate Tells Followers to ‘Report’ Trump Voters

Democrat candidate for western New York’s 27th Congressional District Nate McMurray just last month got his ass handed to him by now-Rep. Chris Jacobs (R-NY) in a special election to fill the seat vacated by Rep. Chris Collins earlier last year.

Nonetheless, if Rep. Jacobs wants to stick around in DC longer than six months, he’s going to have to run for election all over again this November.

Proving that everything old is new again, Jacobs will be facing leftie Democrat Nate McMurray… again.

But it’s doubtful that McMurray stands a snowball’s chance in hell. As previously noted, McMurray got his clocked cleaned last month.

Not only did Jacobs win, he kicked McMurray’s ass all up and down the street by a margin of nearly 70 percent of the vote for Jacobs, while McMurray garnered only 29.5 percent.

From the looks of the messages McMurry is sending out on social media, it sure looks as if he has some sort of a political death wish.

As re-tweeted by First Amendment activist Matthew Kolken, on July, 1, McMurray is urging American citizens to “report” Trump supporters;

Perhaps realizing he just stepped into some rather deep shit, McMurray tweeted out early Friday morning a bit of backing-down to his earlier call to fascism.

Instead of reporting Trump supporters, if anyone you know even gives the POTUS the benefit of the doubt, McMurray now directs his followers to “TALK TO THEM”;

If you thought this was a done deal, guess again.

Right around mid-day Friday, McMurray appears to have completely taken a rather large dump of the Bill of Rights;

Here are just a few of the responses to social media that McMurray probably didn’t think he’d get;

Joementia: Biden Introduces Himself, ‘I’m Joe Biden’s Husband, Joe Biden’

You really can’t make this stuff up.

While the Democrat Party’s apparent nominee for the presidency attempts at lightheartedly introducing himself as “Jill Biden’s husband”, somehow Bunker Joe managed to screw that up.

As seen in a cringeworthy remote interview with PBS;

(VIDEO) ‘Racist Fish’: Crazed Leftists Trash Denmark’s Little Mermaid Statue

I’d like to say this is actually something out of The Onion, Babylon Bee, or even one of my stabs at satire, but it’s not. This is real.

Leftist activists strike again. I’m sure they’ll find a way to claim this is all Trump’s fault (sarcasm, off).

As the New York Post is reporting, the world renown statue of Hans Christian Andersen’s famed Little Mermaid has been defaced and labeled as a “racist fish”;

Police said it had not yet identified the perpetrators. The 107-year-old sculpture, which is visited by 1 million tourists each year, has been vandalized before, including by anti-whaling campaigners and pro-democracy activists, twice suffering decapitation.

“We consider it vandalism and have started an investigation,” a spokesman for the Copenhagen police said.

Protesters with the Black Lives Matter movement around the world have in recent months rallied against statues of historical figures who played a role in racist oppression, such as slave traders and colonialists.

Perhaps putting things into the proper perspective would be Ane Grum-Schwensen, a researcher at the Hans Christian Andersen Center at University of Southern Denmark, who told the Danish news service Ritzau;

“I am having a hard time seeing what is particularly racist in the fairy tale ‘The Little Mermaid’”.

BLM Leader Sues Catholic, Orthodox Churches Because Jesus Wasn’t Black

Image of the Shroud of Turin, along with artistic versions of what Jesus may have looked like.

First things first… can we all agree that Jesus was ethnically a Judean? Of course He was.

Common sense and Sacred Writ both dictate that Jesus wasn’t German, Mexican, Ethiopian, or Japanese. He is as He was born, a Judean, period.

Nonetheless, various cultures have often times in the history of Christianity depicted the Holy Family as members of their own particular ethnicity.

For centuries, many a missionary have agreed that if depicting the Blessed Mother embracing the Infant Jesus as a Navajo or Laziale or Yoruba helped those same people better relate to the Madonna and Holy Child, then all the better.

Various images of the Holy Mother and the Baby Jesus; Renaissance Western European, 1800s Central American, Early Church Ethiopian, and classical Japanese.

But with all that Church history aside, one of the head honchoes of the BLM movement, Shaka Afrika X (born: Reginald “Reggie” Driggers of Yemassee, South Carolina) has filed a federal lawsuit against not only against the Roman Pontiff, but also against the Patriarch of Constantinople.

Mr. X’s complaint? That both Eastern and Western Christendom never correctly portrayed Jesus, as X claims, as a Sub-Saharan Black African.

Possibly taking his cue from professional fake-black guy and fulltime grifter, Shaun King’s rather provocative tweet calling for the destruction of any statues/depictions of the Holy Family as European.

In an interview with the Picayune Intelligencer, X correctly notes that during the Third Council of Carthage (Canon XXIV, pages 649-650) held in 397 AD, Church leaders from throughout the Christian world definitively placed into canon which Sacred Scriptures are indeed the Inspired Word of God, and what isn’t.

Prior to Carthage, there were literally dozens of “gospels” and scores of other “epistles” that may have been well intentioned, but certainly not the Inspired by God, as believed by nearly all who profess themselves as Christians.

But back to Mr. X. He blames both the Catholic Pope and the Orthodox Patriarch (who officially separated in the 11th century) for “perpetuating the myth that Jesus what white.”

X also erroneously cited the Apocalypse of St. John as stating that “Jesus had hair like white wool, and His skin was like polished brass.”

In actuality, the Apocalypse of St John (Revelation) 1:14-15 clearly states, “And His head and His hairs were white, as white wool, and as snow… And His feet like unto fine brass, as in a burning furnace…”

Regardless, X held his ground. Pointing to the Gospels (although he didn’t know which one) X cited the genealogy of Jesus (Luke 3: 23-38);

“Shit, man… just look at the ancestors of Jesus. Look at them names, ‘Malaleel, Aminadab, Zorobabel, Eliakim.’ Shit, man. You know there’s gotta be a brutha in there somewhere.”

“Besides, I gotta cousin named Eli-Akim, but we calls him ‘Chewkee.’ Shit, man, he got shot in the groins a coupla years back. Lost one of his testimacles, but he’s aii-ght now.”

If you believe this article is way too farfetched to be true, you’re right. This is completely satire, but just barely.

It’s Now Official, CNN is Formally the Democrat Party’s ‘News and Information Bureau’

In Hitler’s Germany, it was known as the Reichsministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda (Imperial Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda); in the days of Stalin, they were known as the Otdel Agitatsii i Propagandy (Department for Agitation and Propaganda); Mao initiated in China the diacritically-friendly the Zhōngguó Gòngchăndǎng Zhōngyāng Wěiyuánhuì Xuānchuánbù (Chinese Communist Party Central Committee Propaganda Department).

Call it what you will… but when you get right down to it, it’s nothing more than fake news, AKA: propaganda.

In a move that surprised no one, in a joint news conference the chairman of the Democrat National Committee, Tom Perez, and CNN president Jeff Zucker have announced that CNN is now the official “culture consultants” and exclusive news network of the Democrat Party.

Formally known as the Official Bureau of Exploitable Yokels (OBEY), CNN anchorman Chris “Fredo” Cuomo was quoted as saying, “Duuuuuh“.

For those who believe this article is rather hard to believe, you’re right. This is just satire. But just barely.
















(VIDEO) College Professor Claims Entire Spanish Language ‘Sexist, Racist, Islamophobic’

To those that find this cultural shift to be patently absurd, please know this is satire. But just barely.

While anything and everything that draws an actual delineation between male and female considered fair game, a college professor from Weissbrot, Minnesota has been rocking the linguistical boat towards some very dangerous shoals.

Dr. Lili von Shtupp, head of both the Lesbian Studies and Cultural Marxist Theory Departments at Augustus LächerlichBlass Community College in Weissbrot County, plainly stated in an interview with the campus newspaper, the Exiguous Examiner, her accusation that the Spanish language is “sexist, misogynism, and Islamophobic” all at the same time;

“While I have no academic standing in any particular language, I do know that the Romance Languages have both the so-called ‘masculine’ and ‘feminine’ nouns. The greatest offender would have to be Spanish, simply because it’s spoken by well over half-a-billion people… and that’s just too much word-rape as far as I’m concerned.”

Dr. von Schtupp made a point of citing Princeton University’s Latinx Perspectives Organization as a groundbreaker in fighting the Spanish language’s “intrinsic linguistic imperialism.”

“No longer ‘Latino’ or ‘Latina’; no longer ‘Mexicano’ or ‘Mexicana’; we have taken it upon ourselves to change the language to forcefully incorporate ‘Latinx’, ‘Mexicanx’, etc., regardless if Spanish-speakers like it or not,” von Schtupp proclaimed.

“Something else that gets my panties in a wad, when I do bother to wear panties, is the blatantly racist manner in which Spanish uses the word ‘negro’. Spanish needs to be told that ‘negro’ went out in the 1960s. The proper Spanish word for black is now ‘African-American.'”

Getting down to the nitty gritty, the professor continued, “Just as a for instance, a Spanish-speaker in Peru would say black as ‘Peruvian African-American’, a Spanish-speaker in the Dominican Republic would say black as “Dominican African-American”; a Spanish-speaker in the former Spanish colony of Equatorial Guinea, which Spanish is still the official language, would say black as ‘African African-American.'”

It should be noted that Dr. Schtupp consistently mispronounced the Spanish word ‘negro.’ As properly pronounced in Spanish, phonetically is said “neh-GROW’ with a slight rolling of the “R”. For whatever bizarre reason other than her own ignorance, Schtupp kept pronouncing it “KNEE-grow.”

Perhaps the most head-scratching claim by the tax-payer paid educator was that the Spanish language is Islamophobic. Regarding the Muslim invasion of Spain in the 8th century, she claimed, “The peaceful Moors were able to actually see Spain from their vantage point at the Maḍīq Jabal Ṭāriq [also known as the Straights of Gibraltar], therefore, the peace-loving Muslims had a valid claim to all the Iberian Peninsula.”

Getting even deeper into the weeds, “However, when the evil, imperialistic Spanish Catholic monarchies illegally displaced the peace-loving Muslim Moors, the Spanish language legitimized not only a city name, but also a family name Matamoros, literally translated as ‘Killer of the Moors.'”

“We the Word Warriors of the World need to consolidate our power to purge the Spanish tongue of Matamoros. That surname and city name desperately needs to be replaced with ‘Perdónamemoros.'”

As seen in the tweet below, rich, white, English-speaking liberals wokesplain to all the backwards Spanish-speaking people of the world.

Mob Violence: Abolitionist Harriet Beecher Stowe’s Statue Toppled; Ancestor ‘May” Have Engaged in Slave Trade

Remember Harriet Beecher Stowe’s famous 1851 book “Uncle Tom’s Cabin“? More than a few scholars credit Stowe’s anti-slavery novel as being one of the moving factors in Abraham Lincoln eventually embracing the abolitionist movement.

With that in mind, on the heels of a mob in San Francisco ripping-down statues of St. Junipero Serra, the first Catholic saint canonized in the U.S., and also the man who penned the Star Spangled Banner, Francis Scott Key, the same mob also unceremoniously took down a statue of Pres. Ulysses S. Grant, the same man who also led the Federalist Army during the War Between the States, as reported by MSN News.

Here’s what the liberal media won’t tell you, a statue of Harriet Beecher Stowe was collapsed by an angry mob.

So as I rhetorically ask, why would liberals want to defile a monument dedicated to one of the major anti-slavery icons of her time? Simple. There’s an internet rumor floating around that Stowe’s maternal grandfather, Eli Foote, might have been involved in the slave trade in the late 1700s.

As it turns out, all hoaxes do have a grain of truth to them. Noted by the academic reference website NCpedia, “Between 1789 and 1792 the Footes [Eli and his brother, Justin] sponsored several trading voyages to Martinique, St. Croix, St. Martin’s, and St. Eustatius [all three are Caribbean islands renown as waystations during the slave trade].”

That’s pretty much of the “evidence” against Stowe’s grand-dad.

In fact, NCpedia went into further details of exactly what type of cargo the Foote brothers imported into the newly born United States, “Their Murfreesboro [NC] warehouse was packed with articles of commerce when, on the night of 17 Apr. 1791, they became victims of Murfreesboro’s first crime of record. Thieves broke into the warehouse and made off with chintz, linen, silk, and other goods.”

While no one with a lick of common sense would advocate dropping a statue to Stowe, please know I just made this whole thing up. This is nothing but satire… but just barely.
















(VIDEO) Empire of CHAZ Declares Itself a ‘Nuclear Free Zone’

As L/Cpl Animal Mother once famously asked on the battle-scarred streets of Hue City back in 1968: “You talk the talk. But do you walk the walk?”.

That’s probably what’s going on in the mind of Raz Simone, failed rapper and self-anointed warlord of the world’s latest political entity, the Empire of Chaz (or CHOP or CHEEP or CHIRP. Whatever the hell they call themselves this week).

In an exclusive interview with Simone by the Frostbite Falls Picayune Intelligence, Simone stated matter-of-factly;

“It’s not enough that the City of Berkeley, the Greater London Council, or the Realm of New Zealand have all declared themselves nuclear free zones. The full weight of the People’s Republic of CHOPizonia joins with our oppressed sisters, brothers, and assorted siblings of undetermined or sundry genders in renouncing any running dog imperialist American nuclear weapons breach the hastily constructed walls of CHAZistan.

It was then that an aide whispered into Simone’s ear that the name de jure is currently Transpeoplevania. Unfazed, Il Douche continued;

“The same ban applies to nuclear energy. After all, we’ve already proven that we can live without fossil fuel, so obviously, we won’t need nuclear power.”

Simone continued, “Keep in mind that the only time we’ll need light would be after sunset, fire not only fulfils that need, but also ensures we can cook whatever food is either sent by our parents, or we liberate from the indigenous people of…. what are we called again? Oh, yeah… Transpeoplevania.”

The de facto leader concluded, “As long as we have abandoned small businesses spontaneously bursting into flames, all of our energy needs will be met.”

Thankfully, none of this is true. It’s all satire. But just barely.
















Uncovered: Ancient Roman Gladiators, Actors Gave Shallow, Insipid Political Opinions

Taking a knee in ancient Rome.

It’s fairly standard for loudmouthed American sports stars and actors to somehow believe their take on politics is somehow far more enlightened and superior than that of us common folk.

As author Robert Heinlein penned in his 1987 novel, To Sail Beyond the Sunset;

The United States had become a place where entertainers and professional athletes were mistaken for people of importance.

Later in the same futuristic sci-fi novel, Heinlein also penned of the American obsession with the opinions of athletes and actors;

… so his opinions of foreign affairs and domestic policies must be important, too, even though he proves himself to be both ignorant and subliterate every time he opens his mouth. (Most of his fans were just as ignorant and unlettered; the disease was spreading.)”

Armed with the prophetic words of Heinlein, it’s being reported that Dr. Henry Walton Jones, Jr., of Marshall College has uncovered ancient writings possibly proving that everything old is new again.

As Dr. Jones plainly stated;

In a years long archeological excavation along the Tiber River, a number of stone tablets were painstakingly re-assembled after they were destroyed by patricians, praetorians, and plebeians alike, apparently due to growing tired of being subjected to the endless dronings of overpaid athletes and those who play pretend for a living.

Thankfully, many tablets of protest from the populace were also discovered fully intact.

One such artifact was chiseled for posterity by an anonymous shepherd sometime in the early 2d century BC. Loosely translated from the colloquial Vulgate Latin; “I’m fed-up with that loudmouth Culusae Nothus Kaepernicus. He had one good year with Ludus Gallicus, then went downhill from there. Now his latest stunt is to kneel during the Luxque Romanum? No way. I stand for the Luxque Romanum, and kneel only for Jupiter.

Yet another tablet discovered is that of 1st century AD Roman politician Lucius Neratius Priscussine. In a scathing attack on Screechus Joylessia Beharus, the lawmaker opined, “In a recent performance of Visum held at the Flavian Amphitheatre, I’ve absolutely had it. Her constant and largely libelous screeds against the Emperor have pushed me to the edge. If this second-rate comicus hack isn’t careful, she just might find herself going on a ride with the Brazen Bull.”

Just to be clear, please know that none of this is true. It’s all made up, just satire. But just barely.
















(VIDEO) Ode to Seattle’s Warlord in Three Form Arraignments

Failed rapper Raz Simone. The self-appointed Thug-in-Chief of CHAZ

So what happens when Antifa hosts a simultaneous poetry slam and a body slam? Of course, three different styles of prose.

Submitted for your literary approval;

Haiku

The occupied zone

Filth, extortion, rape, and rats

O Raz, where art thou?

Dr. Seuss

HOP CHOP 

We like to Hop on top of CHOP

But speak no ill of CHOP

Your pretty neck just might get chopped

If you speak ill of CHOP

Limerick

There once was a rapper named Raz

Who claimed he was king of all CHAZ

To those homicidal

He gave high-powered rifles

Deserves life in Alcatraz

Report: Scientist Finds Cure for COVID-19, Equal Measures Tear Gas, Pepper Spray

Cry me a river…

As the world waits with bated breath, the vaccine for the COVID-19 virus just may have already been found. Interestingly enough, the touted cure has not been developed by any particular government, but a privately owned company.

In an unverified leak from an anonymous source overheard in a darkened stairwell, the Frostbite Falls (Minnesota) Picayune Intelligence is reporting that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew of Henson Labs has discovered an aerosol vaccine for the same virus that just so happens to have a 99.7 percent survival rate. Click this emmitsburgems.org/

As supposedly noted by the fictitious publication;

Dr. Honeydew has factually stated that either equal measures or even unequal measures of CS gas, popularly known as “tear gas”, as well as pepper spray, popularly known as “Aaaargh, my eyes!”, has quite the medically palliative effect on the human body once exposed to COVID-19.

The researcher expanded on his breakthrough experiment;

“One solid whiff of that stuff, the coronavirus inexorably evacuates the body, usually in the form of snot, tears, boogers, phlegm, and sometimes lunch.”

The rather animated scientist went on to excitedly relate his latest research;

“My experimentation assistant Mr. Beaker and I are on the cusp of a secondary vaccine. Our work with tactical rubber bullets has shown promise. As Beaker will testify, a 37mm chunk of hardened rubber flying at 600 feet per second to the chest, abdomen, or ‘nads will literally knock the shit out of you.

Beaker will have to undergo further trial tests to determine scientifically if the same shit knocked out contains any of the coronavirus.

We should know more in a few more months.”

By the way, none of this is real. It’s all made up. Just satire.

Pearl Harbor America’s Fault: U.S. Allowed Hawaiian Islands to Attack Peaceful Japanese Imperial Fleet

While most historians place the blame directly on the Empire of Japan for the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, a university professor is forwarding the notion that the Dec. 7, 1941 sneak attack is actually the fault of the United States.

According to the University of California at Berkeley Department Head of Revisionist History Dr. P.R. Seitz, the fault of the battle should actually be laid at the feet of the United States.

Recently interviewed by the Monthly Review of New York, NY;

Of course the open warfare was the fault of the U.S. It was the United States that purposefully initiated hostilities with the pastoral sons of Nippon.

As evidenced by the Congressional Representative from Georgia, Hank Johnson, islands can not only capsize, but can also float. Kind of like how that giant floating mountain of ice ruined Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet’s post-coital bliss.

Anyhoo… here was the Imperial Japanese Battle Group, peacefully practicing dropping bread on those subjugated by white devils, over the horizon appeared the Hawaiian Islands; complete with the American Pacific Fleet, an entire US Army division, as well as numerous military airfields.

It should be noted that Seitz abruptly cancelled the interview when asked if it was possible that the Japanese islands of Honshu and Kyushu accidentally drifted into the areas where the Americans were live-fire testing Fat Man and Little boy.

It’s fully understood that anyone with an iota of common sense would be furious if this were true, but it isn’t. The entire article is satire. But just barely.

(VIDEO) Toxic Police: NBC Cancels Christmas Favorite, ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ Because of Bert the Cop

With the death of George Floyd still fresh in just about everyone’s mind, the social outrage of the last 15 minutes is to axe everything even slightly related to the police.

Just a few example of what cancel culture has already wrought:

The most recent casualty of the war on police has been the Frank Capra classic “It’s a Wonderful Life.” As shocking as it may sound, the driving force behind NBC’s cancellation of their annual Christmastime airing is due to actor Ward Bond’s positive portrayal of “Bert the Cop.”

In a recent interview with People’s World media, NBC’s Sr. Vice President of Social Justice Compliance, Laurence Beria, matter-of-factly stated;

Not only is Bert the Cop falsely depicted as a jovial, “anything I can do to help” type of person, the character is also guilty of glorifying war, Western imperialism, and white privilege.

It was revealed towards the end of the film that the character of Bert was a member of the US Army during WWII, served in North Africa, and was awarded the Silver Star medal for personal heroism.

With that aside, Mr. Beria concluded his rather laconic statement;

The grittier alternate reality timeline of Capra’s propaganda film in which Bert is darkly portrayed as a skull-busting oppressor of the proletariat is undoubtedly closer to the truth.

At least that’s what I was taught at Berkeley.

While I understand that this may be seen as patently absurd to anyone with even an iota of common sense, fear not. Just to make sure your paying attention, this is satire. But just barely.
















(VIDEO) Play That Funky Music White Mayor: Minneapolis’ Frey Shows-Off his College Major, Contemporary Urban Dance Theory

Me so horny, me love you long time. Fifty dollah.

As seen in the video below, Minneapolis’ tousled-haired grad student turned mayor ostensibly got his groove back.

While Mayor Jacob Frey may have earned his Juris Doctor degree at the Villanova University School of Law in 2009, he actually started-off in the world of higher education in 2004 at Virginia’s prestigious College of William & Mary.

Majoring at Contemporary Urban Dance Theory at W&M’s Drama and Theater Department, Frey showed-off some of his college educated super-groovy moves while he danced for peace.

Hizzonor also made a point of highlighting his Minor degree, History of Twenty First Century Hipster Haute Couture.

Always the political fashion plate, Frey went full Pajama Boy when he transformed his signature skinny jeans into clamdigger skinny jeans. Eat your heart out, Laura Petrie.

It sure looks like Frey’s $127,000 college debt for his BA was money well spent.

Just to make sure you’re paying attention, this article is satire.

(VIDEO) Statue of Gandhi Vandalized by Peaceful Protesters: Western Media Yawns

Consider this as my knuckling-under to the dictates of the liberal media.

The peaceful civil rights protesters in Washington, DC, peacefully vandalized and defaced a statue Mohandas Gandhi located directly outside of the Indian embassy.

While peacefully desecrating the statue of the man that most Indians consider to be a holy man, the same peaceful protesters fail to see the irony that Gandhi is arguably one of the planet’s most pre-eminent civil rights leaders of the last one hundred years.

It’s not beyond the realm of possibility that maybe the peaceful civil rights protesters mistook the statue of Gandhi-Ji for that of either the notorious (and undoubtedly evil) Confederates Judah P. Benjamin or Stephen R. Mallory.

By the way, Judah Benjamin was the Confederate Secretary of State as well as the first Jew to hold a Cabinet position in North America. Stephen R. Mallory was the Confederate Secretary of the Navy as well as the first Catholic to hold a Cabinet position in North America.

(VIDEO) German Politicians Angry: Trump Ordering Nearly One-Third of US Troops Home From Germany

It sure looks like President Trump has angered certain alleged allies on the European Continent, yet again.

Turns out that The Donald has ordered 9,500 American troops back to the good ol’ US of A. Prior to the order, US troop strength in Deutschland stood at 34,500, mainly US Army and Air Force personnel.

So far, at least two German politicians are quite angry that so many American troops (Read: Yankee dollars) will now be spending their paychecks in South Carolina, Texas, and Idaho, instead of Kaiserslautern, Ansbach, and Heidelberg.

As reported by Dana Kennedy of the New York Post;

Two conservative German lawmakers as well as Congresswoman Liz Cheney ripped the move, with one German legislator saying Russia and China will benefit from the plan.

Conservative German lawmaker Norbert Roettgen said a troop withdrawal would be “very regrettable” in an interview with a German media outlet, the Journal reported.

Roettgen, a member of Chancellor Angela Merkel’s center-right Union bloc who chairs the German parliament’s foreign policy committee, said he couldn’t see “any factual reason for the withdrawal.”

Johann Wadephul, the deputy chairman of the Union’s parliamentary caucus, said the US decision to withdraw troops without consulting with its NATO allies “shows once again that the Trump administration is neglecting basic leadership tasks.”

Additionally, the everything European Business website EuropeanCEO.com notes that in spite of President Trump demanding that Germany spend at least a paltry two percent of their GDP on defense, the Berlin government consistently falls short.

In the meantime, America still does the heavy lifting when it comes to defending Germany.

Another interesting note, Stars and Stripes newspaper recently cited that nearly half of the Germans polled want American troops gone.

(VIDEO) The New Normal: Cleaning-Off BLM Graffiti is Now Considered Racist

BLM deface and vandalize the Dept. of Veterans Affairs.

Three young ladies seen in the video below have been told their cleaning BLM graffiti off of a building in Washington, DC, as “Not a great way to use your white privilege…”

As of yet, the names of the three in question is still anonymous to the general public, and that’s probably a good thing.

Reported by Tristan Justice of TheFederalist.com, one of the ladies stated they were attempting to scrub away the spray paint “Because this is a federal building…”

In all honesty, this is just speculation on my part, but I get the distinct impression that the trio may not what their hometown end-up looking like a Third World City.
















Tread Lightly, Rioters: Flashback to the 1970 Hard Hat Riots

“A lot of us are World War II vets and fathers and Purple Hearts. We’re from a generation that believes the flag over everything.” – Electrician Morty Grutman, quoted in the New York Post, May 9, 1970.

While still running for president, just as soon as President Trump’s campaign rally ended in his recent visit to Minneapolis, masked militant radicals proceeded to physically and verbally attack both Minneapolis police officers as well as the tens of thousands of Trump supporters in attendance.

While no one can definitively state who was behind the violence, Antifa has made noise that they fully intended to disrupt the presidential visit. Continue reading “Tread Lightly, Rioters: Flashback to the 1970 Hard Hat Riots”

Karma: Leftie Editor Defends Rioters… Until They Trash Her Office

Like most lefties, Leigh Tauss talks the talk, but fails to walk the walk.

Without fail, Tauss steadfastly refers to the rioters as “protesters.” How PC of her.

See for yourself just how fast (as one Twitter comment hilariously noted), “Why are the lions eating me? I work for the World Wildlife Fund!”

Liberal tears in five, four, three, two… 








 

 




 

 

 




 

 

 



 

The 10-year Criminal History of George Floyd that the American Media Largely Ignores

Draw what conclusions you see fit, but there are more facts regarding the death of George Floyd than can be seen on a nine minute video.

First and foremost, George Floyd is dead. The manner of death is something, at a minimum, was difficult to watch. At a maximum, more than a few are literally fighting mad.

As noted from Britain’s The Daily Mail (US media is widely silent), George Floyd had quite the criminal record when he resided in the Lone Star State. As evidenced by the state of Texas starting with a charge of cocaine possession, then ending with Floyd’s 10-year long criminal record as well as his judgement of conviction when charged with First Degree Felony; Aggravated Robbery with a Deadly Weapon.

At one end of the spectrum would be a sympathetic report from the Texas Monthly; regarding a memorial rally planned for Floyd from a longtime friend in Houston (emphasis mine); “An anguished Milton Carney, who had organized the rally, shook his head as he told reporters about the friend he had known since the sixth grade: ‘Anybody who knows him will tell you he’s not a confrontational person.‘”

However, as The Daily Mail cited in their reporting of what led-up to Floyd’s prison sentencing (emphasis mine);

Floyd pleaded guilty to the robbery where another suspect posed as a worker for the local water department, wearing a blue uniform in an attempt to gain access to the woman’s home, according to the charging document.

But when the woman opened the door, she realized he was not with the water department and attempted to close the door, leading to a struggle.

At that time, a Ford Explorer pulled up to the home and five other males exited the car and went up to the front door.

The report states the largest of the group, who the victim later identified as Floyd, ‘forced his way inside the residence, placed a pistol against the complainant’s abdomen, and forced her into the living room area of the residence.

‘This large suspect then proceeded to search the residence while another armed suspect guarded the complainant, who was struck in the head and sides by this second armed suspect with his pistol while she screamed for help.’

Not finding any drugs or money at the house, the men took jewelry and the woman’s cell phone and fled in their car. A neighbor who witnessed the robbery took down the car’s license plate number.

Later, police tracked down the car and found Floyd behind the wheel. He was later identified by the woman as the large suspect who placed a gun against her stomach and forced her into her living room, the document states. 


No doubt I’m going to take heat for this, but not only does Derek Chauvin deserve a fair and objective investigation and trial, the other three now fired ex-officers involved; Tou Thao, and J. Alexander Kueng (both are of East Asian lineage) as well as Thomas Lane (a black man), also deserve fair and objective investigations and possible trials.

After all, even the Waffen SS troops under the command of Obersturmbannführer Joachim Peiper who slaughtered nearly 500 Allied POWs and Belgian civilians (known to history as the Malmedy Massacres), even they received a fair trial.

Fittingly, 73 members of the Kampfgruppe Peiper who were tried;

  • 43 sentenced to death by hanging, including Peiper
  • 22 sentenced to life imprisonment
  • 2 sentenced to 20 years imprisonment
  • 1 sentenced to 15 years
  • 5 sentenced to 10 years

On a very personal note, I’m just one generation away from genocide. During WWII, the occupying Japanese Forces rounded up the population of Guam, a US territory, with the goal of slaughtering the entire population. To include my mother, grandparents, all my uncles and aunts, and obviously, many numerous first, second and third cousins and beyond.

Sadly, hundreds of Guamanians were executed, tortured, raped, used as slave labor, etc. Amongst those killed by the Japanese was by second cousin, Father Jesus Baza Duenas, who was tortured and eventually beheaded for refusing to turn over Radioman Second Class George Tweed, US Navy, who had been hiding in the jungle since the Japanese invasion.

Even those Japanese implicated in the atrocities were given a fair trial.

One other thing to keep in mind; when arrested, Floyd was in the commission of a federal crime (attempting to pass a counterfeit note), punishable by up to 25-years in federal prison. So much for turning his back on his prior life of crime.

None of us know why the four ex-cops employed such an extreme takedown move. Just a few short days ago I cited that the Hennepin County Medical Examiner reported that Floyd didn’t die from asphyxiation, but rather from “his underlying health conditions and any potential intoxicants in his system likely contributed to his death.”

Again, why did the four arresting officers employ such aggressive tactics, especially with an openly hostile crowd screaming and filming everything? Was Floyd high on PCP? Was he threatening to kill the people he tried to pass-off his funny money and/or police?

No… none of us know. That is until a fair and objective investigation and trial takes place.

If the fired officers are found to be guilty of abusing their authority that lead to the death of a compliant suspect, then they deserve whatever punishment is meted out to them.

They won’t get a lick of sympathy from me. Period. In the meantime, the US Constitution still has a presumption of innocence, regardless of how angry a nine-minute video makes you.








 

 




 

 

 




 

 

 



 

(WATCH) White People and the Bigot ‘Virus’: CNN’s Van Jones Attacks Network’s Core Audience; White Liberals

Van Jones and his white ex-wife Jana Carter.

It’s often been said, “Never bite the hand that feeds you.” CNN commentator and ex-advisor to Barack Obama, Van Jones doesn’t seem to give much credence to that particular adage.

As evidenced by a recent tweet by Jones, he not only made a point of blaming white liberals for any and all racial discrimination, but also very plainly states that (emphasis mine) “even the most liberal, well-intentioned white person has a virus in his or her brain that can be activated at an instant.”

Interestingly enough, Jones’ ex-wife Jana Carter (daughter to Jimmy Carter’s idiot brother, Billy Carter), just happens to be white. Fortunately for Jones, his two children with Carter ostensibly only have said virus half-strength, so it presumably takes twice as long for both to hate themselves.

(WATCH) CNN, MSNBC Reporters Ignore the Obvious, Deny Riots Taking Place While America Burns

These facepalm moments brought to you by the DNC’s Ministry of Propaganda…

Personally, I really enjoy using a particular phrase when debating all things political and/or theological: “I can’t force you to recognize the obvious, only point it out to you.”

Two specific cases have presented themselves via the marvel of the 24-hour news cycle.

As Republican strategist, Andrew Surabian, plainly states, “You can’t make this stuff up.”

(Raw Video) Federal Officers Gunned Down on Oakland Riot, One Killed, One Wounded

A US Federal Protective Services officer was shot and killed Friday evening during a quite violent riot in Oakland, California.

As reported by The Washington Times;

A Federal Protective Services officer was shot and killed Friday night in Oakland, California, during the riots over George Floyd’s death, the FBI said Saturday morning.

In a statement, the FBI the shooting occurred at the Ronald V. Dellums Federal Building in downtown Oakland. A vehicle pulled up to the building and a suspect fired gunshots at security officers outside the building, the FBI said.

The shooter hit two contract security officers, with one dying from his injuries. The second officer was wounded, but the FBI did not list his injuries. The FBI said it is working with the Oakland Police Department on the investigation.

Federal Protective Services officers prevent and protect terrorism and criminal acts threatening government infrastructure and buildings. It is part of the Department of Homeland Security.