Boris Wins: Drops a Major ‘Dude’ Bomb on Britain

BORIS!

Deuuwd…

Boris Johnson has just been elected to the highest political position of actual leadership in the UK according to the British Constitution. In his first speech to the island nation, he’s made clear that during his tenure as Prime Minister, it will certainly be a time for dudes, not for duds.

Sometimes referred to as “The Donald Trump of Great Britain”, besides the similar physical appearances, Boris Johnson also has a habit for saying exactly what’s on his mind.

Much like Bill S. Preston, ESQ. and Ted Logan, or even Walter Becker and Donald Fagen, it’s all important to differentiate between what’s a dud, and what’s a dude.

But then again, maybe Boris was just channeling his inner-surfer.