Si gladii proscriptae, gladius soli proscripti suum (When swords are outlawed, only outlaws will have swords)
English Bobbies of the Northumberland Heath Police (London’s East End) are taking to Facebook to let the world know of their latest crime-busting escapade – ridding the streets of a particular weapon of war. Just keep in mind, this bit of cutting-edge technology rightly belongs more to the 12th century than the 21st.
The London Metropolitan Police found necessary to post a pic of Officer Bicycle-Ryder (complete with nerdlinger bike helmet and right trouser leg goofily tucked-in) proudly announcing, “This sword was found during the search of a vehicle earlier today in Slade Green. Thankfully it’s been taken off the streets.”
But in all fairness, stabbings and slashings have skyrocketed since Sadiq Khan became the mayor of Merrie Olde London Towne. As The Sun of London reported, “The total number of offences involving a knife or bladed instrument that have been recorded by cops in the year to March 2018 rose to 40,147, a seven-year-high.”
Arturo Alfred Martinez, 42, of Hesperia, California, may not have always had sub-dermal horns implanted on the top of his head, but it’s a safe bet he’s had the “just fell face-first into a tackle box” look for quite some time now.
But wait, there’s more. Martinez is also a registered sex offender. Convicted on a count of indecent exposure, to be specific.
Did I mention he was also arrested for trying to lure a 17-year-old girl into his home?
To make this whole sordid story even more disturbing, the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department is saying that Martinez used a fake name and a “phony female voice” to bait his would-be victims.
In full disclosure, I am of the opinion that President Trump is at least the best president of the 21st century. With that said, I’m also of the opinion that CNN’s Jim Acosta is the biggest clown on television since WGN use to aire Bozo the Clown every morning.
Case in point: In a recent meeting at the White House where the press was invited in for a few photos, President Trump noticed Acosta among the assembled members of the Fourth Estate.
With the memory still fresh of Acosta making an jackass of himself on national TV while reporting live at the US-Mexico border, President Trump made a point of personally thanking Acosta for proving that a border wall works.
Natalie Corona always wanted to be a cop. After all, her father, Merced Corona, was a Colusa County deputy sheriff for over a quarter of a century.
The pretty 22-year-old Californian pursued her dream and graduated from the Sacramento Police Department’s training academy this past summer as well as completing her field training just before Christmas.
Sadly (and I mean sadly), the End of Watch radio call went out for Officer Natalie Corona of the Davis Police Department just yesterday.
As if Officer Corona’s killing couldn’t be even more tragic, her life was taken by a gutless coward.
If you thought that President Trump was alone in driving leftists batshit crazy, allow me to introduce you to Brazil’s just-inaugurated President Jair Bolsonaro.
Staunchly conservative, pro-life, small government, and against the legalization of homosexual marriage, Bolsonaro’s winning coalition party’s motto is Brasil acima de tudo, Deus acima de todos (Brazil above everything, God above everyone).
Needless to say, the losers over at the heavily communist-inspired Partido dos Trabalhadores (PT or Worker’s Party), are less-than-thrilled to see “The Trump of the Tropics” win the presidency.
Even better, the recent proclamation from Comandante-em-Chefe Bolsonaro to fire all the communists in Brazil’s federal branch must have them completely losing their collective shit.
In this case, I think Bolsonaro just may have out-Trumped Trump.
Brazil’s newly elected President Jair Bolsonaro has been compared to American leader Donald Trump, and that’s not just because Bolsonaro’s wife, Michelle, bears a striking resemblance to Melania Trump.
America’s Gentleman Bachelor may be living in a vagina-free zone, but I’ll give this to the ageing fairy, he does have a set of balls on his.
Case in point: While appearing on CNN’s State of the Union Sunday morning program, hostess Dana Bash was going back and forth with Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) in regards to President Trump’s announced plan to withdraw all US troops from Syria and roughly halve the number of troops currently deployed to Afghanistan.
As the conversation drifted to the reason why Barack Obama ordered the total withdrawal from Iraq in 2011, Bash immediately (and incorrectly) defended Obama, stating that he was legally bound to cut-and-run from Iraq due to the SOFA (Status of Forces Agreement) signed back in 2008.
It was then that the senior senator from the Palmetto State got rather testy with Bash, telling her in live TV that her defense of Obama was “a bunch of bullshit.”
During a Sunday interview on CNN’s “State of the Union,” Graham said that he doesn’t approve of President Donald Trump’s decision to pull troops from Syria and Afghanistan but added that the president inherited a “bad hand” from Obama.
“Everything we’re dealing with today falls on Obama’s watch,” Graham argued. “He’s the one who withdrew from Iraq.”
“But he did it because there was a Status of Forces Agreement,” host Dana Bash interrupted.
The U.S. and Iraq finalized a Status of Forces Agreement in 2008 wherein the U.S. government agreed to pull all troops out of Iraq by the end of 2011. However, the agreement was dependent on the current status of ground operations and the Bush administration expected that Obama would renegotiate the deal rather than pull out all of the troops at once.
“No, that’s a bunch of bullshit,” Graham responded to Bash’s point. “Pardon my French — that’s a complete lie.”
Graham doubled down and asserted that pulling the troops out of Iraq was a personal desire of Obama’s rather than something that was forced because of an agreement between the two countries.
“[Trump] was dealt a bad hand by Obama and he needs to play it better than he’s playing it,” Graham said. “I’m gonna talk to him at lunch.”
Persian women are world renown for their grace and beauty. But that’s just a guy way of saying
that the proportional number of hot to not among the women of Iran is definitely leaning towards the hot category.
With that aside, Breitbart.com is reporting that the ayatollah-led government of the Islamic Republic of Iran has taken a giant leap forward into the 1920s by allowing *GASP!* women to play an officially sanctioned European Professional Kick-Ball match (aka: Soccer).
But rest assured, this will not be a sausage-fest in any way, shape or form. According to Breitbart, men are banned for any and all of the contests.
As everyone surely knows, two illegal alien children have tragically died while in the custody of CBP (Customs and Border Patrol).
Predictably, Democrat politicians and their lackies in the media are venting their collective spleens with accusations of President Trump turning the CBP into a latter day Geheime Staatspolizei (aka: the Gestapo).
Over Christmas, there was another tragedy at the border. An eight-year-old migrant boy died while in the custody of the Border Patrol. It’s horrible. It’s not something that anyone wants in these situations, but U.S. immigration authorities didn’t murder the child, which is heavily insinuated if not suggested by members of the liberal media. We have some folks going off half-cocked saying we have full-blown concentration camps under the Trump presidency when it comes to border enforcement. It’s straight up insanity. Then again, what would you expect the reaction would be from a movement that wants open borders?
Just days after one of the founding members of the Women’s March movement, Vanessa Wruble, claimed she was forced out of her leadership position because of her Jewish lineage, word on the street is that the planned march in Chicago is now officially cancelled.
According to the Chicago Tribune, the march in 2017 and 2018 is described as, “an event that for the past two years drew hundreds of thousands of supporters to Grant Park in concert with similar marches across the globe.”
Interesting wordplay. Nevertheless, for an organization with such a massive following and the potential for millions of dollars in their coffers, the reasons given for cancelling the January 19, 2019 march are less than credible.
Remember that episode of Gilligan’s Island then a Latin American ex-dictator washed ashore? Inasmuch as life imitates art (sorry for qualifying Gilligan’s Island as art), the California Democrats are off and running in their promise to deliver dis, dat, and de udder ting.
I’ve heard that California is becoming a de facto Third World nation. Ain’t it da troot?
Anyhow, is there anything Democrats won’t want to tax? The answer is a resounding NO.
Don’t believe me? Just check out the latest from the Republica Popular de California (bienvenidos los comunistas y miembros de La Raza).
Without fail, whenever any given government gives away more free stuff to any given tax base that simply doesn’t contribute more than they take, taxes skyrocket.
That’s what’s happening to the former Golden State.
The vaunted mob of so-called caravan migrants currently sponging off the city of Tijuana might not yet qualify as Democrats, but they sure know how to act like them.
A prime example would be some 200-odd entitlement whores originating from Honduras who marched on the US Consulate in Tijuana to deliver a letter demanding of President Trump, among other things, that he will either allow the “migrants” entry to the United States or they be given $50,000 each to return home to Honduras, as reported by Breitbart.com.
The aggrieved Hondurans also demand of our president;
The immediate removal of all US security interests from Central America
The immediate removal of all US economic interests from Central America
The immediate removal of all 13 US military installations in Central America
The immediate removal of Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez
Not for the first time, and certainly not the last, another really good looking female teacher has been busted in yet another sex scandal involving an underage student.
In this case, the arrested teacher in question is Ramsey Bearse, 28, of Charleston, West Virginia. The twist in this pathetic tale is that Bearse was the winner of the 2014 Miss Kentucky competition, which she won under her maiden name of Carpenter.
Now a guest of the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Office, Bearse reportedly admitted to the arresting authorities that she sent an undisclosed number of booby pics to a male 15-year-old student.
Obviously, the breasts in question must have been both real and spectacular. Especially in light that she’s being charged with four felony counts, a possibility of 20 years in prison along with $100,000 in fines.
Know why German women are so hot? Because Teutonic raiding parties didn’t bring back the ugly ones.
If that bit of anecdotal evidence is actually true, then Exhibit A would surely be Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs Heather Nauert. But with that beauty also comes brains.
And for her political savvy and ability to think on her feet, the word’s out that President Trump will nominate Under Secretary Nauert to honcho the American mission at the United Nations, as reported by the United Press International.