Like the little Dutch boy with his finger in the dike, Democrat spin-meisters are certainly scrambling regarding one of their own accusing creepy Joe Biden of being… well, creepy Joe Biden.
In a rather interesting essay published in the decidedly leftie-friendly as well as gyno-centric The Cut (no “N”), Nevada’s ex-assemblywoman and eventual loser in a run for the lieutenant governorship of the Silver State in 2014, Lucy Flores related her up-close experience with the rather hands-on vice weirdo prior to a stump speech (emphasis mine);
I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders. I froze. “Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?” I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual fuck? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn’t process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, “tragame tierra,” it means, “earth, swallow me whole.” I couldn’t move and I couldn’t say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me. My name was called and I was never happier to get on stage in front of an audience.