Democrat Fantasy: Pres. Zelensky’s Kidnapped Daughter Duct-Taped in Trump’s Basement

Move over, Barron Trump. You aren’t the only presidential First Child to be used as a prop for yet another Democrat joke that fell flat.

With her screeches aimed at 13-year-old Barron Trump of alleged law expert Pamela Karlan still echoing through the halls of the US Congress, only the world renown dunce from East Atlanta could have somehow managed to one-up the clearly bitter, angry Karlan.

President Zelensky and family.

Rep. Hank Johnson (GA), the same guy who once fretted over America’s paradise in the Western Pacific, the US territory of Guam, would capsize into the ocean is now using Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s 15-year-old daughter, Oleksandra Zelensky, in a rather bizarre fantasy that somehow managed to fall out of his mouth during the House impeachment circus (video below).

Here’s what this fookin’ eejit actually said from the dais of the House Judicial Committee, much to the laughter of fellow Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen (TN);

A big chair for President Trump, little chair for President Zelensky. Big, six-foot-four President Trump, five-foot-elecven Mr. Zelensky, President Zelensky. And they’re standing there, President Trump is holding court. And he says, “Oh, by the way, no pressure.” And you saw President Zelensky shaking his head as if his daughter was downstairs in the basement, duct-taped. [Laughter from the Democrats] I mean, there’s an imbalance of power in that relationship. It always has been. And there’s no way that the nation of Ukraine can stand up to the power, the power of the United States of America. And President Trump used that unequal bargaining position. He leveraged his power in that relationship, not for the benefit of the United States of America, but for his own benefit.

Yea, this maroon is a US Congressman.