Hunter Biden’s Baby Momma Gets Beaucoup Bucks in Paternity Payoff

First wife Kathleen Biden; dead brother’s widow, Hallie Biden; ex-stripper and
part-time concubine Lunden Roberts; and brand new number two, Melissa Cohen.

Hunter and his prey…

If you thought Joe Biden was creepy with his hair sniffing and multiple attempted chest massages of pre-pubescent little girls, then you obviously haven’t gotten the lowdown on his got-his-ass-kicked-out-of-the-Navy-for-being-a-coker youngest son, Hunter.

Possibly putting even the legendary Johnny Appleseed to shame, young Hunter has been slinging his seed with all the gusto of a tractor-mounted, industrial strength, turbocharged, 200 lb. universal broadcast spreader.

As reported by the Washington Free Beacon (WFB), the youger Biden has agreed to pay his ex-stripper baby momma an “undisclosed” amount of child support starting Feb.1, but an apparent lump sum payment retroactively backdated for the past 14 months, albeit just on a temporary basis.

Noted by WFB reporter Collin Anderson;

Hunter Biden reached a temporary child support agreement with plaintiff Lunden Alexis Roberts days before he was required to appear in court, a new case filing shows.

The agreement compels Biden to pay an undisclosed sum in monthly child support starting Feb. 1. Biden will also pay child support retroactive to Nov. 1, 2018, when he stopped paying voluntarily.

Biden Fertilization Detachment in action.

Biden was set to appear in court Wednesday and “show cause, if any exists, as to why he should not be held in contempt” over financial records he failed to provide on three occasions. The agreement allows Biden to avoid the mandatory court appearance as his father Joe Biden approaches February’s Iowa caucuses.

Biden has until March 1 to produce the financial documents, which will be used to determine the exact amount of child support he will pay. Though Roberts’s attorney has asserted there is “no political motivation whatsoever” behind the paternity suit, the documents could reveal just how much Biden earned through his lucrative appointment to the board of a Ukrainian gas company, as well as his financial ties to other foreign companies.

Biden was spotted Friday taking his new Porsche Panamera GTS to lunch. He and his pregnant wife are currently renting a $3.8 million Hollywood home for $12,000 a month.

A DNA test established Biden as the father of Roberts’s child “with near scientific certainty” in November. The two reportedly met at a Washington, D.C., strip club where Roberts worked under the stage name “Dallas.”

Biden previously said the child was not his.

However, a knocked-up DC stripper just may be the least of Hunter’s sexual peccadillos.

As reported by Heavy.com;

Biden’s relationship problems and other issues have drawn headlines in recent years.

Biden was discharged from the US Naval Reserve in 2014 after testing positive for cocaine a month after he was commissioned as an ensign, The Wall Street Journal reported.

Hunter’s latest field to be plowed.

In 2015, Biden was listed among the customers of Ashley Madison after the site, which encouraged married users to cheat on their spouses, was hacked and its client list was published.

He and his wife Kathleen separated in 2015 and were formally divorced in 2017. Kathleen Biden accused Hunter of “spending extravagantly on his own interests (including drugs, alcohol, prostitutes, strip clubs and gifts for women with whom he has sexual relations), while leaving the family with no funds to pay legitimate bills,” The Associated Press reported.

In March 2017, Biden confirmed that he was dating Hallie Biden, the widow of his brother Beau, who died of cancer in 2015, Page Six reported.

The pair split in April and Hunter Biden married 32-year-old Melissa Cohen, a South African native, just one month after meeting her.

Just the view from where I stand, unless he does an honest personal inventory, young Hunter Biden is going to continue to see his life circle the toilet even worse than it already is.