What the hell… the world was suppose to end and nobody told me? Pretty devastating, especially for someone with low self-esteem like me.
But my personal insecurities notwithstanding, did you know the world was suppose to end this past week-end?
I know, I know. Nuclear war with North Korea; spoiled multi-millionaire football players bitching about how horrible life in America is; Hillary’s still drunk and wandering through the woods, blah, blah, blah, wonk, wonk, wonk.
Important as the above listed topics/calamities are, they pale in comparison to planet Earth playing stellar bumper cars with Planet X or Planet Scooby-Doo or whatever the hell it’s called.
As reported by News Corp Australia;
THE world didn’t come to an end this weekend despite a prophecy that heralded the arrival of Doomsday. But we’re not out of the woods yet.
Conspiracy theorist David Meade prophesied a mysterious “Planet X” — also known as Planet Nibiru — with no gravity would crash into the Earth on September 23, ending life as we know it.
But as the date drew near, the Christian numerologist got cold feet and said the prediction was misunderstood.
Based on verses and numerical codes in the Bible, he’s now claiming Doomsday will arrive on October 21.
The day before he foretold the apocalyptic prophecy, Meade said he expects “nothing to happen in September”, according to The Washington Post.
Instead, he claimed the Book of Revelation will manifest that day, leading to a series of catastrophic events that will happen over the course of weeks.
“The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending,” he told The Post, adding: “A major part of the world will not be the same the beginning of October.”
Meade told Fox 13 Salt Lake City that “seven years” of war and disaster will begin on October 21.
Space agency NASA has dismissed the Planet X theory as a hoax.
“Various people are ‘predicting’ that (the) world will end Sept. 23 when another planet collides with Earth,” NASA said. “The planet in question, Niburu, doesn’t exist, so there will be no collision.”
NASA also stated the “story of Niburu has been around for years, as has the ‘days of darkness’ tale and is periodically recycled into new apocalyptic fables.”
*#ICYMI – In Case You Missed It
#TEOTWAWKI – The End Of The World As We Know It
#WTF – Why The Face (You were expecting something else?)