It’s Now Official, CNN is Formally the Democrat Party’s ‘News and Information Bureau’

In Hitler’s Germany, it was known as the Reichsministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda (Imperial Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda); in the days of Stalin, they were known as the Otdel Agitatsii i Propagandy (Department for Agitation and Propaganda); Mao initiated in China the diacritically-friendly the Zhōngguó Gòngchăndǎng Zhōngyāng Wěiyuánhuì Xuānchuánbù (Chinese Communist Party Central Committee Propaganda Department).

Call it what you will… but when you get right down to it, it’s nothing more than fake news, AKA: propaganda.

In a move that surprised no one, in a joint news conference the chairman of the Democrat National Committee, Tom Perez, and CNN president Jeff Zucker have announced that CNN is now the official “culture consultants” and exclusive news network of the Democrat Party.

Formally known as the Official Bureau of Exploitable Yokels (OBEY), CNN anchorman Chris “Fredo” Cuomo was quoted as saying, “Duuuuuh“.

For those who believe this article is rather hard to believe, you’re right. This is just satire. But just barely.