My normally peace-loving South Carolina-born-and-bred wife just had her inner-Confederate emerge.
Other than the usual greeting of “Hi, hon” when a got home, her first words were, “I haven’t seen a fight that good in a long time!”
As it turns out, London’s The Daily Mail posted a somewhat censored video along with a published report of a beating at the Golden Arches that very well could be described simply as epic.
Unfortunately, I had to use a YouTube video in place of the vid provided by The Daily Mail. Suffice it to say I’m the Facebook version of Al Capone. Facebook jail is a lonely place.
Anyhow, in a video captured in perpetuity by Las Vegas resident Marie Dayag, a yet to be publicly identified customer, who appears to be Filipina, appears to attempt swiping a free soda.
But when the same customer was caught carbonated-handed and then decided to get lippy, a McDonald’s employee, who appeared to be Samoan at first glance, took exception to the customer speaking ill of her momma.
For those unfamiliar with our Polynesian brethren, Egg McMuffining on a fight with a Samoan, Fijian or Tongan is NEVER a good move.
Things went downhill tout de suite. Insults were hurled, milkshakes were thrown, Happy Meals were in search of a safe space. At least one breast went full Free Willy.
As reported by The Daily Mail;
This is a the shocking moment a McDonald’s worker was filmed brutally beating a customer after she allegedly tried to fill up a water cup with free soda.
The brawl was posted to Facebook and Instagram by Nevada resident Marie Dayag, who said the fight started when the customer tried to put soda in a free water cup.
Dayag wrote: ‘The lady asked for a water cup and supervisor shut down the soda machine because she wasn’t letting her get a free soda.’
While the audio is difficult to hear, the row appears to be over money. At one point the woman behind the counter can be heard saying ‘since you can’t afford one’.
The customer can also be heard saying ‘that’s why your a** is behind the f***ing counter’ before throwing a French fry across the restaurant.
She can also be heard repeatedly shouting ‘fight me’ across the restaurant.
What happened after all that is the textbook definition of an ass-whoopin’ of monumental proportions.