Miley Cyrus camp leaks fake self-stimulating video on Christmas day

Santa coming down the chimney.
Santa coming down the chimney.

Keep it classy, Miley…

Never missing the opportunity to further degrade herself, Miley Cyrus ensured she launched a foul-mouthed tirade after someone in her inner circle allegedly leaked her at the time, unreleased video “Adore You” on Christmas Day, as reported by the right-of-center news portal Breitbart.com on Dec. 26, 2013.

In a message to her hard core followers, nicknamed the “Smilers,” Cyrus didn’t exactly come across as too broken up over her rather raunchy faux-masturbation video sneaking out one day ahead of schedule:

We all know Smilers would break another record if it wasn’t for the f-–k face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling :)

In what some see as an ineffective effort to be classified as edgy, saccharine sweet lyrics were warbled by the spawn of achy breaky as she overtly simulated self-stimulation in-between the sheets.

Maybe her tongue knows something we don’t…

Much like her rather twerky-jerky performance last summer at MTV’s Video Music Awards, Cyrus’s tongue is still attempting to escape from her oral cavity, but as seen in the video(below), Cyrus has almost turned act of sucking sheets into an art form.

One thought on “Miley Cyrus camp leaks fake self-stimulating video on Christmas day

  1. Miley Cyrus is sleazeball has no respect for herself . She is a prostitute that the American people need to wake up and throw her to the curb. Because she is worth a
    100million dollars on the American people expense.

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