Money Well Spent: UCLA to Offer Pole Dancing

Glorified stripping?

More than a few are still trying to figure out why college tuition costs have skyrocketed in the past few years. This may help explain why.

As reported by the Breitbart news portal;

Yeah, I’ve got an MBA… Mostly Bare Assed.

Students at UCLA learned about the “art” of pole dancing last week in a “Sexploration – Pole Class” hosted by two official university divisions at the school, which promised to teach the “basic moves needed to become a magnificent pole dancer.”

The university’s pole dancing class, entitled, “Sexploration – Pole Class,” which was hosted last week by the UCLA Sexual Health Coalition and UCLA Housing, advertised itself as a general introduction to “the basic moves needed to become a magnificent pole dancer” as well as a chance for students “to explore” their “inner-diva and divo.”

“Calling all pole newbies to pole enthusiasts! Your chance to explore your inner-diva and divo!” read the class description on its Facebook event page, “Get introduced to the basic moves needed to become a magnificent pole dancer.”

First introduced to the Western world as just another stripper mode in which to spread their legs in search of the ever elusive “stripper singles”, certain so-called enlightened coeds have convinced themselves that beaver shots aimed at certain drooling drunk fratboys is somehow “empowering”;

Elle Mendelson, a freshman who said that she would be attending the class, told the student newspaper that pole-dancing is good for sexual empowerment and combating objectification.

“Having a pole-dancing class available to students gives them a way to take control of the way they present themselves,” said Mendelson, “and in that way, people are able to take back the objectification — people are able to be like, ‘Hey, I am here, and I am sexy and a human being.’”

Call me old-fashioned, call it Financial Darwinism, but anyone stupid enough to sign-up for this more than deserves to rack-up $100,000 in student debt.