#MoreTrustedThanHillary trending on Twitter

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This bridge is… well, you know the rest.

Here are just a few of the funnier ones:

  • Professor Plum, in the kitchen, with the lead pipe is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Rick James on Eddie Murphy’s new white couch is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Vince Foster’s suicide note is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • The fifth dentist that recommends Bubble Yum over Dentyne is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • My crazy ex-girlfriend is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • CNN’s mediocre news coverage is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Gollum is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Racing for pinks in a Prius is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Brutus saying to Julius Caesar, “Don’t worry bro, I’ve got your back” is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Crazy Uncle Joe’s massages are #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Laboratory grown beef is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • A magic elixir from Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Bringing a knife to a gun fight is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Carlos Danger (when Huma is out of town) is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • The Nigerian prince who emailed me telling me I inherited $10M is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Believing Michelle was born a woman is #MoreTrustedThanHillary

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  • On the phone with Agent Williams from the IRS with an Indian accent, threatening to have me arrested for back taxes is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • The JV team is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Bill’s grandkids and golf story is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Someone who says a hotdog isn’t a sandwich is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • The ads that tell me the new Ghostbusters is a good movie is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Brian Williams’ war stories are #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Getting your throat crushed right before testifying was accidental is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Home vasectomy kits are #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Senator Palpatine & Khan Noonan Singh are #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Trimming my finger nails with a blender is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • The dark is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Shaq at the free throw line is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Fishing with Fredo is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • A second-hand condom is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Sending money to the Clinton Foundation w/ hopes that it will help those in Haiti is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Buffalo Bob needs your help with moving a sofa into his van is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Anything on @TheOnion is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • That hooker under the bridge that swears she doesn’t have herpes is #MoreTrustedThanHillary
  • Until yesterday, the FBI was #MoreTrustedThanHillary