(VIDEO) Mr Jill Biden Protects Hid Slo Joe; ‘You’re OK! You’re OK!’

There’s an old saying about behind every great man is a greater woman. In the case of the Bidens, behind a great woman is a cowering, confused and doddering old fool. Continue reading “(VIDEO) Mr Jill Biden Protects Hid Slo Joe; ‘You’re OK! You’re OK!’”

(VIDEO) Sanders Attacks Establishment Democrats; Bernie Bros Slam ‘F*cking’ Liz Warren

Here we are in the wake of Super Tuesday (Thursday?) and the wild-eyed, wild-haired, wild-gesticulating Soviet Union-lovin’ commie pinko (aka: Bernie Sanders) isn’t really that far off of the delegate count of the Jackass Party’s frontrunner, Crazy Uncle Joe Biden. Specifically, Biden’s 453 as compared to Comrade Bernie’s 382. Continue reading “(VIDEO) Sanders Attacks Establishment Democrats; Bernie Bros Slam ‘F*cking’ Liz Warren”

(Video) Victory Speech Gaffe: Joe Biden Confuses his Wife with his Sister

A trip into the mind of Joe Biden is a trek I hope I’ll never have to make. Face it, that flight was hijacked a long time ago.

Hunter and his ex-bed mate, his sister-in-law Hallie Biden, widow of Hunter’s elder brother, Beau.
Continue reading “(Video) Victory Speech Gaffe: Joe Biden Confuses his Wife with his Sister”

Watch as FNC Talking Head Donna Brazile tells GOP Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel ‘Go to Hell’

Remember disgraced ex-DNC interim chairwoman Donna Brazile was fired from CNN for feeding debate questions to Hillary Clinton? Continue reading “Watch as FNC Talking Head Donna Brazile tells GOP Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel ‘Go to Hell’”

(VIDEO) Loopy Joe Reminds us to Vote on ‘Super Thursday’; Forgets about ‘Endowed by Their Creator’ in Declaration of Independence

Superman, supersize, supercilious… whatever. While Crazy Uncle Joe may not know the importance of 3 March, 2020, at least he has a clue where he is. Continue reading “(VIDEO) Loopy Joe Reminds us to Vote on ‘Super Thursday’; Forgets about ‘Endowed by Their Creator’ in Declaration of Independence”

(VIDEO) Class Acts: At Her Request, San Diego’s Tatis Jr. Autographed Chemo Patient’s Head

St. Peregrin, ora pro nobis…

Fernando Tatis, Jr. is one of those players the San Diego Padres expect to be not only a star in the future, but a superstar. Continue reading “(VIDEO) Class Acts: At Her Request, San Diego’s Tatis Jr. Autographed Chemo Patient’s Head”

Crazy Joe Tells Another Whopper; Now Says he was ‘a Teacher, a Professor’ – Forgets he was Vice President for Eight Years

To make everyone feel like they had a backstage pass, Joe delivers speech to the flag.

Poor Joe has stepped into it yet again. In all fairness, maybe he was mixing-up his fantasy professorship with that time he pinned the Seal of Approval medal on that Hungarian admiral back during the Cola Wars.

Then again, he may have been thinking of his youthful rumble with Tony di Tigre when Joe was Junior Detective-in-charge of the Gang Enforcement Squad back on the mean streets of Wilmington, Delaware. Continue reading “Crazy Joe Tells Another Whopper; Now Says he was ‘a Teacher, a Professor’ – Forgets he was Vice President for Eight Years”

Video: Woman who Lost 112 Lbs Wins Miss Britain, Ex-Fiancé Dumped Her for Being ‘Too Fat’

“Unboyfriendable”? I don’t think she has that problem any more…

It wasn’t all that long ago that young Jen Atkin of Ulceby, North Lincolnshire (English Midlands) was engaged to be married. At that point in her life, she weighed 203 lbs. Her then fiancé decided to call off the nuptials due to her being “too fat.” Continue reading “Video: Woman who Lost 112 Lbs Wins Miss Britain, Ex-Fiancé Dumped Her for Being ‘Too Fat’”

Watch as Pro-Second Amendment GOP Congressman RIPS into Anti-Gunner at House Committee Hearing

Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) and witness Timothy Jenkins get into heated back-and-forth exchange at a House Oversight Committee hearing on ‘Voter Suppression in Minority Communities.’ Continue reading “Watch as Pro-Second Amendment GOP Congressman RIPS into Anti-Gunner at House Committee Hearing”

The Sanders $15 Hourly Wage Only Ensures the Working Poor STAY Poor

Interesting that Lent is upon us. I forced myself to watch about an hour’s worth of the Jack-Ass Party debate in South Carolina. That alone must clear me of at least a couple of centuries off my time in Purgatory.

Nonetheless, Comrade Sanders sure does make a lot of noise regarding his promised $15 an hour federal minimum wage.

Maybe someone said something on TV… maybe all the tumblers were lined up properly in my noggin, but I distinctly remember Bolshevik Bernie droning on about $29,000 and alleged “free” health coverage.

I also remember Sanders promised upping the federal minimum wage to $15 an hour, which is clearly noted on the official Bernie Sanders campaign website.

So let’s do the math;

  • Anyone who works 37.18 hours per week X $15 an hour = $557.70 of pay per week.
  • $557.7 of pay per week X 52 weeks per year = $29,000.40 per year.

But on another of the official Sanders for president websites, the magic and maximum amount a person can make to qualify for “free” health care is any amount up to $29,000 a year.

  • Creating a 4 percent income-based premium paid by employees, exempting the first $29,000 in income for a family of four.

Hmmm… so if any given individual is only wage earner for his family of four, and also happens to work 37.18 hours per week (which is $29,000.40 a year), his “free” health coverage costs him four percent over his first $29,000 of his income. But just for the heck of it, let’s say mom also works 37.18 hours per week at $15 an hour.

Four percent of $29,000.40 means mom and dad must pay $1160.02 a year for their “free” coverage. Remember, even if mom and dad just so happen to have a sweet healthcare plan at work, Sanders kills all private health insurance.

In other words, this hypothetical family pays $96.67 a month for their “free” healthcare costs. Shitty health care, at that.

One other thing, Sanders attempts to paint his insurance scheme as cheaper than what folks pay now. Sadly for Bernie, he uses the worst case scenario. He ignores that many workers have some pretty sweet coverage through their unions, etc.

But Sanders will make all private insurance illegal. We all will now have the health coverage that most in Britain, Germany and Sweden have.

And it’s a fact that waiting upwards of eight months to finally have scheduled chemo in Britain simply isn’t all that rare. By then, it’s too late. The cancer has metastasized.

That’s the alleged “free” healthcare Bernie wants for everyone.
















Watch: CNN Finally Get’s One Right, Sums Up the Entire Biden Campaign in a Mere 32 Seconds

Stop pouting, Joe!

Strictly by the law of averages, you just knew that CNN would eventually get at least one news report right. Continue reading “Watch: CNN Finally Get’s One Right, Sums Up the Entire Biden Campaign in a Mere 32 Seconds”

Watch: Crazy Joe Tells Yet Another Lie, This One About Being Arrested by the South African Police

Whose turn is it to milk the shovels with the plastic fruit?

Poor Joe Biden. He’s really gone off the deep-end this time. In what many see as fairly blatant pandering to black voters in South Carolina, Crazy Uncle Joe is caught telling yet another whopper of a lie. Continue reading “Watch: Crazy Joe Tells Yet Another Lie, This One About Being Arrested by the South African Police”

Watch as House Democrat Honcho INSULTS All Blacks who have Benefitted from Trump Economy

There really is no pleasing some people. Or as the old saying goes: “No good deed goes unpunished.” Despite the gains for Americans of African lineage under the Trump economy, all some can do is bitch and moan. Continue reading “Watch as House Democrat Honcho INSULTS All Blacks who have Benefitted from Trump Economy”

Watch as Phony-Baloney Buttigieg Tries to Come Across as Some Sort of Military Billy Badass

No Combat Action Ribbon. Translation: The only time the butt of his M4 was ever in his shoulder was when he posed for war hero selfies…

To listen to Jackass Party presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg, you’d think his time in Afghanistan was akin to a fighter jockey keeping track of combat air missions à la World War II, or a sniper’s running tally of kills in Fallujah or Hue City. Continue reading “Watch as Phony-Baloney Buttigieg Tries to Come Across as Some Sort of Military Billy Badass”

WATCH: Steven Spielberg’s Daughter Comes Out as Wannabe Porn Star, Pole-Dancing Stripper

Trust me. I’m not just a stripper, I’m a licensed stripper.

I may not be the biggest expert on what it takes to be a porn star, but isn’t it kind of a prerequisite to be at least somewhat attractive? Continue reading “WATCH: Steven Spielberg’s Daughter Comes Out as Wannabe Porn Star, Pole-Dancing Stripper”

Watch as CNN Blames Trump for CNN’s Own Slobbering Love Affair with Disgraced Michael Avenatti

Of course… this is all Trump’s fault.

Never mind that MSNBC and CNN (especially CNN’s Brian Stelter) touted that the now convicted lawyer Michael Avenatti as someone who would rival even the Return of Jesus Christ. Continue reading “Watch as CNN Blames Trump for CNN’s Own Slobbering Love Affair with Disgraced Michael Avenatti”

WATCH: Conservative Activist Kaitlin Bennet Attacked at Ohio University

Kaitlin Marie and her AR-10 (7.62×51mm/.308 cal NATO battle rifle) at Kent State.

Not exactly a big shocker that free speech and Second Amendment advocate Kaitlin Bennet and her coterie were verbally and physically assaulted on the grounds of Ohio University. Continue reading “WATCH: Conservative Activist Kaitlin Bennet Attacked at Ohio University”

Watch as Bloomberg Insult Farmers, Industrial Workers; Somehow Lacking ‘Grey Matter’

Making his billions in the businesses of media, finance, and high tech data, ex-New York City mayor and current Jackass Party candidate for the presidency made clear in November of 2016 exactly what he thought of both American farmers and industrial workers. Continue reading “Watch as Bloomberg Insult Farmers, Industrial Workers; Somehow Lacking ‘Grey Matter’”

Watch as SC Police Escort Body of Faye Swetlik Across the State Following Autopsy

Law enforcement agencies ranging from small town and city PDs to county sheriff’s departments to the South Carolina Highway Patrol banded together to escort the little body of Faye Marie Swetlik from Charleston’s MUSC (Medical University of South Carolina) across state back to her home of Lexington County. Continue reading “Watch as SC Police Escort Body of Faye Swetlik Across the State Following Autopsy”

Watch as Antiquated Hippies Break into Song Over ‘Murdered’ Trees at City Council Meeting

I’ll give it an 8 1/2. It’s got a good beat and you can dance to it.

So that evil Donald Trump want to plant a trillion (with a T) trees to combat global warming (or was it the coming Ice Age? I forget). Continue reading “Watch as Antiquated Hippies Break into Song Over ‘Murdered’ Trees at City Council Meeting”

Watch as Black UVA Student Tells White Students to Leave ‘Multicultural’ Center; Claims Whites Make her Feel ‘Uncomfortable’

I may not be a Latin scholar, but I do know that “multi” is from the Latin (multus) meaning “many” or “much”. Continue reading “Watch as Black UVA Student Tells White Students to Leave ‘Multicultural’ Center; Claims Whites Make her Feel ‘Uncomfortable’”

Watch as Eejit College Student Gives Liz Warren Half of her Remaining Six Dollars; Social Media Slams Warren for Taking the Money

Are this chick’s parents Aunt Becky and some Italian dude?

We may never know who this (as the Irish say) fookin’ eejit was who gave Elizabeth Warren three of her remaining six dollars in her bank account. Obviously, some rich parents ensured their little bundle of joy made it into college based on her crewing skills (and a half million dollars).  But if truth be told, sweetie-pie’s only crewing skills are probably closer to when she tore through the football team’s offensive line on Prom Night. Continue reading “Watch as Eejit College Student Gives Liz Warren Half of her Remaining Six Dollars; Social Media Slams Warren for Taking the Money”

New Hampshire Primary: Watch Melt-Down Joe Snapping at Reporter for Asking a Hard Question

So much for thanking his loyal supporters in New Hampshire…

So here we are, the night of the New Hampshire primaries is finally upon us. But interestingly enough, one of the supposed leading candidates on the Jackass Party side isn’t even bothering to stick around. Continue reading “New Hampshire Primary: Watch Melt-Down Joe Snapping at Reporter for Asking a Hard Question”