C’mon, people… it’s the 21st century. Time to bid fare thee well to things like rotary
phones, baseball umps sporting bow ties, and ever using the word “groovy”.
Sadly, one other bit of throwback nostalgia that refuses to die would be the dreaded unibrow (aka: “Forestash”, “lonebrow”, or simply “The Bert”).
Here are just a few examples of the cranial caterpillar that will forever be burned in our corneas:
Actress Salma Hayek — half-Mexican, half-Lebanese, wall-to-wall carpeting.
Turkish naval officer Ali Tatar — can be used as a personal floatation device.
Brainiac Rick Sanchez — exception to the rule.
Model Sophia Hadjipanteli — “Something About Mary” hair: Pass. “Bedtime For Bonzo” brow: Fail.
Actress, dodgeball death threat Missi Pyle/Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski — I’m afraid to say anything to her.
Unidentified genetic throwback — Rockin’ the ‘stash².