Senate Wannabe Beta O’Rourke Apologizes for Noticing ‘Large Breasts and Tight Buttocks’ When He Was 19

When did Beta get a penectomy?

I can’t help but wonder of Stephen Austin, Juan Seguín, Sam Houston and the rest of the Texican freedom fighters are rolling over in their collective graves.

After all, it isn’t every day that a red-blooded Texan teen-aged male issues a public apology for the high crime of actually noticing the sexually attractive attributes of the female of the species… 27-years after the fact.

Especially if the same allegedly red-blooded Texas male is his party’s nominee for the US Senate.

For shame, Beta.

As it turns out, the US Representative from the El Paso area, as well as the Democrat Party nominee for the US Senate, has just publicaly apologized for his 1991 ‘demeaning comments’ he made in regards to women everywhere.

As reported by the hyper-leftist Politico.com, the 19-year-old O’Rourke feels really, Really, REALLY bad for his review published in the Columbia University newspaper in regards of the Broadway musical The Will Rogers Follies.

Using the by-line “Robert O’Rourke,” he penned 27-years ago that the musical was, “one of the most glaring examples of the sickening excesses and moral degradations of our culture.”

Showing his true colors, the ever PC liberal made a point of personally attacking the musical’s showgirls as mere “perma-smile actresses whose only qualifications seem to be their phenomenally large breasts and tight buttocks.”

Perhaps permanently stuck in his own personal “girls are icky” phase, O’Rourke went on to grovel and beg absolution more so for noticing breasts and buttocks than for insulting the women performing;

“I am ashamed of what I wrote and I apologize. There is no excuse for making disrespectful and demeaning comments about women.”

By the way, O’Rourke hasn’t a single drop of Hispanic blood flowing through his veins. In fact, he’s 100% Irish.

Interesting that he chose later in life to use the Spanish language nickname “Beto.”

And no… I didn’t misspell “Beto” in the title. As far as I’m concerned, he’s just another Beta.

The offending musical;