(WATCH) Thanks, Grandma: Feds Bust Bomb-Throwing Portland Teen – Grandmother Accidentally Outed Him

The Sweetheart of Cellblock 4?

Poor Gabriel Agard-Berryhill. I almost feel sorry for the little bastard.

The 18-year-old Portlander was just nabbed by the US Marshals Service (USMS) for slinging an IED at the federal courthouse in Oregon’s largest city. In the video below, Agard-Berryhill can be seen literally jumping for joy after the explosion at the Hatfield Federal Courthouse.

But like I said, I almost feel sorry for him. But not quite enough knowing that he could have killed or wounded federal law enforcement officials due to his shenanigans. No way in hell do I fell sorry for him for that.

Nor do I feel sorry for him knowing that if convicted, he faces a minimum of a mandatory five-year prison stretch (maximum of 20). Face it, by the time the lifers get done with his ass (literally), his farts will sound like the winds blowing through the Carlsbad Caverns. Nope. No pity from me over that.

The reason why I almost feel bad for this little shit is because of the actions of his own beloved grandmother.

Yep. Due to Grammie’s glowing online review of the body armor she purchased for this piss ant, that was the final clue the USMS and the ATF needed to snag him up.

As noted in a press release from the DoJ’s United States Attorney’s Office – Oregon District (emphasis mine);

U.S. Attorney Billy J. Williams announced today that Gabriel Agard-Berryhill, 18, has been charged by criminal complaint with using fire to maliciously damage the Mark O. Hatfield U.S. Courthouse in downtown Portland on July 28, 2020.

“No legitimate protest message is advanced by throwing a large explosive device against a government building. Mr. Agard-Berryhill’s actions could have gravely injured law enforcement officers positioned near the courthouse, other protesters standing nearby, or himself,” said U.S. Attorney Williams. “I applaud the ATF agents and U.S. Marshals Service deputies who worked quickly to identify Mr. Agard-Berryhill before he had an opportunity to hurt others.

ATF investigators reviewed social media posts from the night of the explosion and located videos of the incendiary object being thrown. The individual depicted throwing the object, later identified to be Agard-Berryhill, was a young, Caucasian male wearing a green colored vest, camouflage pants, and a mask. Investigators observed the person in other protest-related videos posted online wearing the same vest and attempting to hold a shield in front of a naked woman.

Investigators also found a post on Twitter depicting a product review for the vest. The review included a photo of a person wearing the vest who matched the description of the person seen throwing the explosive device. The review states “I got this [vest] for my grandson who’s a protestor [sic] downtown, he uses it every night and says its [sic] does the job.” Investigators later found the same photo on a Facebook page and, using law enforcement databases, were able to positively identify Agard-Berryhill.

In another interesting note, when taken into custody, Agard-Berryhill really should have kept his mouth shut. Instead, this entitled brat spun quite the tale for the investigators… all on the record.

The Oregonian is reporting (emphasis mine);

Agard-Berryhill told federal officers that an unknown man in a ski mask handed him what he thought was a spinner-type firework that would rotate with varied colors when lit.

Agard-Berryhill said he was going to light it and throw it in the area of Southwest Third Avenue, but others told him that some people in the crowd have post-traumatic stress from tear gas launched by federal officers and directed him instead to throw it over the fence toward the courthouse.

He admitted he lit the device, described as the size of a piece of chalk, and threw it over the fence, according to Amanda Johnson, an agent with the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

Agard-Berryhill said he was shocked to hear the “concussive” sound that it produced and it scared him, Johnson wrote in the affidavit. He told federal officers he didn’t intend to hurt anyone.

As seen in the photo below, the review was submitted by “grammaf”.

On a happier note, Gramma F could find some solace in the knowledge that if found guilty, her little angel is sure to either make the boxing team or the dance team.

(VIDEO) Why Ghislaine Maxwell Wrapped her Cellphone in Foil

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Jeffrey Epstein’s pimp and chief overseer of sexual slaves, Ghislaine Maxwell, has recently been captured by the FBI on the grounds of her massive New Hampshire estate.

But that’s not the latest news coming out of this overall tragedy. What’s new is that this woman actually had her cellphone wrapped her cellphone in foil at the time of her capture.

How she could be worth million, as well as engage in the slave trade for decades, is simply astounding.

As reported by the New York Post;

Ghislaine Maxwell kept a cellphone wrapped in foil to try to shield her location while hiding out on a sprawling New Hampshire estate, prosecutors revealed Monday.

FBI agents discovered the amateurish attempt at counter-surveillance during a security sweep of the secluded mansion where Maxwell was busted earlier this month, according to papers filed in Manhattan federal court.

While searching the place, the feds “noticed a cell phone wrapped in tin foil on top of a desk, a seemingly misguided effort to evade detection,” prosecutors wrote.

The crude cloaking effort was clearly aimed at law enforcement and not “the press or the public, which of course would have no ability to trace her phone or intercept her communications,” prosecutors wrote.

Would it be out of bounds of me to publicly wonder out-loud if we should happen to find her suicided while in custody?

(Watch) Raleigh Police, NC Gov Shred First Amendment: ‘Protesting is a Non-Essential Activity’

If police will lead a 50-something housewife away in ‘cuffs for exercising her First Amendment rights, what do you think they’ll do to a man for exercising his Second Amendment rights…?

Citing their First Amendment right to peaceful assembly, the civil rights group Reopen North Carolina marched in opposition to the edict issued by Gov. Roy Cooper (D) stay-at-home order. Continue reading “(Watch) Raleigh Police, NC Gov Shred First Amendment: ‘Protesting is a Non-Essential Activity’”

Covid-19: So It Begins, New York’s Prisoner Release Results in Assault and Robbery Arrest

To listen to the Establishment Media and New York Democrats, the emptying of prisons and jails in the Empire State has everything to do with ensuring those poor, misunderstood inmates are free from catching that mean ol’ coronavirus. Continue reading “Covid-19: So It Begins, New York’s Prisoner Release Results in Assault and Robbery Arrest”

Watch: Crazy Joe Tells Yet Another Lie, This One About Being Arrested by the South African Police

Whose turn is it to milk the shovels with the plastic fruit?

Poor Joe Biden. He’s really gone off the deep-end this time. In what many see as fairly blatant pandering to black voters in South Carolina, Crazy Uncle Joe is caught telling yet another whopper of a lie. Continue reading “Watch: Crazy Joe Tells Yet Another Lie, This One About Being Arrested by the South African Police”

British Mum Busted in Front of her Kids for ‘Misgendering’ a Transgendered Activist on Twitter

As stunning as it is to most clear thinking Americans, British police have arrested a young mother in front of her two children (one of them autistic, the other she’s still breastfeeding) for the high crime of on-line misgendering a biological man, but identifies as a woman. Continue reading “British Mum Busted in Front of her Kids for ‘Misgendering’ a Transgendered Activist on Twitter”

Busted: Man with horns attempted to lure minor girl into home, pretended to be a woman

Arturo Alfred Martinez, 42, of Hesperia, California, may not have always had sub-dermal horns implanted on the top of his head, but it’s a safe bet he’s had the “just fell face-first into a tackle box” look for quite some time now.

But wait, there’s more. Martinez is also a registered sex offender. Convicted on a count of indecent exposure, to be specific.

Did I mention he was also arrested for trying to lure a 17-year-old girl into his home?

To make this whole sordid story even more disturbing, the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department is saying that Martinez used a fake name and a “phony female voice” to bait his would-be victims.

Arturo Alfred Martinez in his pre-horns implants days.
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Miss Kentucky: Yet Again, Another Hottie Teacher Busted in Underage Sex Scandal

Not for the first time, and certainly not the last, another really good looking female teacher has been busted in yet another sex scandal involving an underage student.

In this case, the arrested teacher in question is Ramsey Bearse, 28, of Charleston, West Virginia. The twist in this pathetic tale is that Bearse was the winner of the 2014 Miss Kentucky competition, which she won under her maiden name of Carpenter.

Now a guest of the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Office, Bearse reportedly admitted to the arresting authorities that she sent an undisclosed number of booby pics to a male 15-year-old student.

Obviously, the breasts in question must have been both real and spectacular. Especially in light that she’s being charged with four felony counts, a possibility of 20 years in prison along with $100,000 in fines.

Miss Kentucky, 2014.

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The MSM narrative on Cesar Sayoc voting Republican just isn’t adding up

By now, everyone has already heard that Cesar Sayoc has been arrested in Florida on suspicion of being the bad guy behind the mailing of alleged bombs (that didn’t work) to a number of Democrats.

Oh, but the media has been breathlessly reporting that not only is Sayoc “a registered Republican” but also his van is covered in “right-wing paraphernalia”.

But this is what really piqued my interest – the same media is claiming that Sayoc has a record of at least one felony offence. I’m aware the restoration of voting rights for felons varies from state-to-state, so I decided to do a little digging.

Cesar Sayoc.

First of all, I checked to see if he’s actually voted any time recently. By golly, he sure has.

According to https://registration.elections.myflorida.com/en/CheckVoterStatus, Sayoc is listed as an active voter, as well as registered as a Republican. Date of registering to vote: 03/04/2016.

Ok, turns out he’s a registered voter. But does Sayoc actually have a criminal record?

Shockingly… yes he does (as a grasp at pearls).

As the below three photos from MugShots.com has acquired via public domain, Sayoc was found guilty of both Grand Theft as well as Felony Assault.

Sentenced to one year of Community Supervision on 05/09/2014, obviously he wouldn’t be free and clear of these convictions until 05/09/2015.

So now I checked if a convicted felon would or even could get voting rights restored.

The screen grab from the Office of Executive Clemency of the state of Florida pretty much says it all.

Obviously, the next step would be to reach out to the government of Florida to see if Sayoc’s civil rights have been restored.

According to the Office of Executive Clemency, Florida Commission on Offender Review, here’s the status:

Well, I did find out that instead of the Florida Commission on Offender Review isn’t the final word on a felon having their civil rights restored.

There is something called the Office of Executive Clemency down in Tallahassee that meets a few times each year to decide if there are any deserving criminals who may deserve clemency.

According to the same (phone – 850 488 2952), there is “no record of this individual ever applying for clemency.”

Interesting, huh?





Busted Democrat ‘Doxer’ Threatened to Illegally Release Confidential Info of GOP Children

Why in the world would anyone want to know the heath records information as well as the SSNs (Social Security Numbers) of the children of certain Republican US Senators?

Who knows… but with the Left ramping up mob violence here on the eve of Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s Senate floor vote, it’s a safe bet that if whatever “doxer” should seek to weaponize the same confidential by releasing such illegally very well may result in violence.

Nonetheless, it’s now being revealed that ex-Democrat staffer Jackson Kosko has threatened a witness of his wrongdoing, “If you tell anyone I will leak it all. Emails signal conversations gmails. Senators children’s health information and socials.”

Democrat operative Jackson Cosko.
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Doxxing: Cops Bust Democrat Staffer on Seven Charges

“Doxxing” is the latest word to hit the American lexicon. Slang for “documenting,” doxxing when used in the context of the internet is when someone’s private information is made very public.

Depending on whatever jurisdiction criminal doxxing may take place, the act in and of itself, is usually illegal.

But in this day and age of the likes of James Thomas Hodgkinson, an admitted “Bernie Bro,” who essentially went hunting for Republicans to assassinate last year (wounding House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, R-LA, as well as Capitol Police officer Crystal Griner; Zack Barth, a congressional aide; and Matt Mika, a Tyson Foods lobbyist), as well as Barack Obama urging his supporters to “get in the face” of those who disagree with the Leftist agenda, doxxing can be down-right dangerous.

Rep Scalise after a “Bernie Bro” went hunting for Republicans.
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The lovely ladies from the world of Mugshot Monday

It’s that day of the week… Mugshot Monday.

But first some info of the below mugshot.

Arguably the Queen of Hoosegow Hotties is Meagan Simmons, a Florida wife and mother of four. Popped in 2010 for reckless driving, TheFW.com noted;

“I don’t think it’s that good a picture,” Simmons added, disagreeing with the general consensus on the mug shot. “There are other ones I would prefer.”

Simmons explained she prepared for the now-famous photo by “crying her eyes out.” (Hey, whatever works.)

According to the former Hooter’s waitress, she’s been contacted by people all over the world. And it turns out men like a bad girl because there have been marriage proposals and offers to pay her bills.

But in the meantime, enjoy a few more pics of America’s top Felonious Fräuleins;

Giving Meagan a serious run for the #1 spot.

Loco vatos need love, too.

BE… AGGRESSIVE! BE, BE AGGRESSIVE! No, wait.
That’s what got me in trouble to begin with.

Dental hygienist? Fighting plaque is no crime.

Just checking to make sure you’re paying attention.

Me so guilty.

The Elvis sneer, a Myrtle Beach silk-screened shirt, a rap sheet.
This gal’s the complete package.

I’m calling bullshit on this one. Punjabi girls go to Harvard University, not county jail.

She’s already sporting an orange jumpsuit? That’s never a good sign.

Not really arrested, just wickedly funny. Lauren Sivan of Fox News.














Classless UFC fighter Conor McGregor arrested in NYC

Looks like the Clown Prince of the UFC may have learned a sorely-needed lesson in humility. Unfortunately, the lesson master had to be a New York City judge.

Seemingly forgetting that nearly everyone on the planet has a cell camera, Ireland’s Conor “The Notorious” McGregor decided to violently flip-out at the Barclays Center, Brooklyn’s multi-purpose sports arena.

As reported by the New York Post, regardless of his wealth, McGregor is looing at some serious time in prison;

He was charged with felony criminal mischief and misdemeanor counts of assault, attempted assault, menacing and reckless endangerment. He faces as much as seven years in prison, if convicted.

McGregor said nothing in court except, “Yes, your honor” when asked whether he understood terms of the orders of protection against him – barring him from contacting fighters Michael Chiesa and Raymond Borg, who were hit with flying glass.

While the man punched identified as Jason Ledbetter, one of the two UFC fighters just may face a career-ending injury due to the shattered glass. Specifically, glass scratches to the eye;

Borg suffered a cornea abrasion to his left eye and bruising to his left cheek, while Chiesa had cuts to his face and hand – causing their bouts on Saturday night at the Barclays to be canceled.

It’s still unreported the extent of the glass-induced abrasions to Borg’s eye, but it’s a sure bet that glass to the eye is never a good thing.



Sex w/ 13-yr-old: Another teacher arrested for molesting student

Yet again, another attractive teacher may have decided to trash her marriage, career, freedom and a lifetime of being branded as a sex offender just to have sexual relations with a minor child.

Volusia County Sheriff's Office
Stephanie Peterson. Photo: Volusia County Sheriff’s Office

Seemingly more common all the time, just last month a married and pretty blue-eyed brunette, 26-yr-old middle school teacher Stephanie Peterson from New Smyrna Beach, FL, was arrested on charges of sending a 14-year-old student nude photos of herself and buying him drugs.

Back in Arizona, Brittany Zamora, 27, who taught sixth grade at Las Brisas Academy Elementary School in Goodyear, AZ, now finds herself behind bars.

After a judge ordered her held on a $250,000 bond, she was initially booked on one count of transmitting obscene material to a minor. A court commissioner then pressed even more charges against the now ex-teacher based on probable cause.

Besides the original charge, she now sees a further eight counts of sexual conduct with a minor, two counts of child molestation, and one count of transmitting obscene material.

Zamora is now in the custody of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office.

Brittany Zamora. Photo: Maricopa County Shefiff's Office.
Photo: Maricopa County Shefiff’s Office.

As reported by Katherine Rodriguez of Breitbart.com;

The teen told the police that he also exchanged naked photos with Zamora, adding that their relationship began when the teacher “flirted” with him in a chatroom for the sixth-grade class.

The married teacher then allegedly sent the teen two photos of herself — one nude and one dressed in lingerie.

Court records state that during one exchange between the teen and Zamora, the teen told her that he wanted to have sex with her again.

“I know baby!” Zamora reportedly responded. “I want you every day with no time limit.”

Court documents also state that Zamora sent another incriminating text message intending to put the relationship with the student above her teaching duties.

“If I could quit my job and (have sex with) you all day long, I would,” she allegedly wrote.



Only MLB Player to ‘Take a Knee’ Arrested for Pulling Gun on Delivery Girl

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Major League Baseball has no hard-and-fast rules regarding how managers, players and staff should conduct themselves during the pre-game playing of the National Anthem, but it’s widely understood that the powers to be at MLB certainly don’t want to see a baseball version of the Colin Kaepernick-inspired wholesale disrespect of the American flag and everything it stands for.

In fact, the closest thing MLB has to a “rule” is;

“While this is not a league rule, the playing of the national anthems of the United States and Canada remains an important tradition that has great meaning to our fans. The playing of ‘God Bless America’ at designated games is a club choice.”

Nonetheless, as everyone knows, it only takes one rabbit turd to ruin the stew. As reported by Jeremy Woo of Sports Illustrated just last month;

Oakland A’s catcher Bruce Maxwell became the first Major League Baseball player to kneel for the national anthem in open protest ahead of Oakland’s home game against the Texas Rangers.

Maxwell, who is African-American and comes from a military family, chose to kneel with his hand on his heart while facing the flag in solidarity with the NFL players who continue to protest racism and inequalities in America.

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Hmmm… “racism and inequality”? Just so everyone knows, Maxwell makes $535,000 for six months worth of playing a kid’s game.

Sadly for Maxwell, being the solitary sac à douche in Major League Baseball to take a knee during the Star Spangled Banner quite probably belies some of his lesser qualities.

What? Did you just say that Bruce Maxwell was just busted for pulling a gun on a fast food delivery girl?

Why, yes… yes you did

From the Arizona Central;

Oakland A’s catcher Bruce Maxwell was arrested in Scottsdale on Saturday on suspicion of pointing a gun at a woman delivering food.

Sgt. Tyler Johnson, a spokesman for Scottsdale police, said officers responded to a call about 6 p.m. at Maxwell’s Scottsdale residence about a person with a gun.

The woman told police that Maxwell pointed a gun at her, Johnson said.

Maxwell has been booked into jail on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and disorderly conduct.

Johnson said Maxwell, 26, was being held awaiting his initial court appearance.

It was unclear what led up to the incident, and Johnson said no other details were available.

Britain First leaders charged with harassing convicted Muslim rapists

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Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen

Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen are just a couple of patriotic Britons who also have the decidedly non-politically correct opinion that in Britain, the British people should come first. Continue reading “Britain First leaders charged with harassing convicted Muslim rapists”

Judge drops legal bombshell on Baltimore’s Marilyn Mosby

Marilyn Mosby in her more arrogant days. (Twitter)
Marilyn Mosby in her more arrogant days. (Twitter)

Remember the Baltimore State Attorney who famously told the press in 2015, “To the people of Baltimore and the demonstrators across America. I heard your call for ‘no justice, no peace'”? Continue reading “Judge drops legal bombshell on Baltimore’s Marilyn Mosby”

Chicago: Four in Custody after Facebook Torture Session – ‘F*ck Trump,’ ‘F*ck White People’ (Video)

Facebook streams live torture of kidnapped man. (Youtube)
Facebook streams live torture of kidnapped man. (Youtube)

UPDATE: The four has been arrested and charged with a hate crime.

In what is best saved for screenplays for low budget horror films has come true in one of the deadliest cities in the world, Rahm Emanuel’s Chicago. Continue reading “Chicago: Four in Custody after Facebook Torture Session – ‘F*ck Trump,’ ‘F*ck White People’ (Video)”

Sheriff Clarke busts (and drops) drunken troublemaker on flight

A real American hero - Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. (Twitter)
A real American hero – Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. (Twitter)

Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. isn’t just one of the most recognized lawmen in the United States, he’s also one of the most respected. The latest episode involving the Wisconsin gunslinger illustrate that this is Sheriff Clarke’s world. The rest of us are just visiting. Continue reading “Sheriff Clarke busts (and drops) drunken troublemaker on flight”

Marine Raider hero arrested at US Capitol, pistol in the trunk of his car

MarineRaider2By any measurable standard, GySgt Peter Boby personifies the old Marine Corps recruiting slogan “We Still Build ‘Em Like We Use To”. Seen as a rising star in the Corps, not only is Boby selected for promotion to Master Sergeant, he’s also one of the instrumental players in the re-vamping of the seemingly super-human physical fitness training one must meet to even attend training for the Marine Raiders (formerly, the USMC Special Operations Command).

Yet the Leatherneck who’s been decorated for personal valor on the battlefield has just been arrested in Washington, DC for having his personally owned pistol in the trunk of his car.