Senate Wannabe Beta O’Rourke Apologizes for Noticing ‘Large Breasts and Tight Buttocks’ When He Was 19

When did Beta get a penectomy?

I can’t help but wonder of Stephen Austin, Juan SeguĂ­n, Sam Houston and the rest of the Texican freedom fighters are rolling over in their collective graves.

After all, it isn’t every day that a red-blooded Texan teen-aged male issues a public apology for the high crime of actually noticing the sexually attractive attributes of the female of the species… 27-years after the fact.

Especially if the same allegedly red-blooded Texas male is his party’s nominee for the US Senate. Continue reading “Senate Wannabe Beta O’Rourke Apologizes for Noticing ‘Large Breasts and Tight Buttocks’ When He Was 19”

What… ‘Beto’ O’Rourke isn’t even partially Latino?

The Democrat congressman from El Paso is seeking to upset Ted Cruz for his senate seat just a few short weeks from now.

Keep in mind that the Lone Star State is steeped in Mexican culture, and millions of Texians trace their lineage south of the Rio Grande.

So it goes without saying that having a Hispanic family tree goes quite a long way in Texas, even if one’s Latino lineage is just partial.

Lil’ Bobby’s MUG SHOT.
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