Prince Charles Tells Christian Subjects to Think of Muhammad this Christmas

Charles, Prince of Wales (Twitter).
HRH Charles Prince of Wales (Twitter).

Charles Battenberg very well could be his name if he were to renounce all that comes with his royal upbringing.  But we all know that’ll never happen. Continue reading “Prince Charles Tells Christian Subjects to Think of Muhammad this Christmas”

Brit scientists reconstruct face of real Santa Claus

The traditional image of Santa Claus, aka: Saint Nicholas. (Wikimedia Commons)
The traditional image of Santa Claus, aka: Saint Nicholas. (Wikimedia Commons)

Santa Claus wasn’t even his real name. But thanks to the good folks at Great Britain’s Liverpool John Moores University’s (LJMU) Face Lab, we now know what the real St. Nicholas of Myra actually looked like. Continue reading “Brit scientists reconstruct face of real Santa Claus”

The Trump Effect: ‘Merry Christmas’ Makes a Comeback

This Christmas is going to be yuge. (Etsy.com)
This Christmas is going to be yuge. (Etsy.com)

Who would have thought a lapsed Presbyterian would make “Merry Christmas” fashionable again?

Like the rest of you, I rather enjoy watching America’s hot-house orchids going completely apoplectic over Trump’s election victory. Good luck finding a decent job when your future prospective employers find out you have a violent police record. Continue reading “The Trump Effect: ‘Merry Christmas’ Makes a Comeback”

Scrooge-ish safety requirements may cancel the birth of Jesus

Head of the line privileges if wearing this helmet when you meet your demise.
Head of the line privileges if wearing this helmet when you meet your demise.

CAUTION: Libby Doorman Is Not The Real Virgin Mary.

Rating right up there with safety warnings of remove child before folding stroller closed, and to always avoid picking up chainsaw by the wrong end, a church group in Great Britain is planning a Nativity play for the public, but first must ensure the actress portraying the Blessed Virgin Mary dons a crash helmet in case she falls off her donkey, as reported by both Metro.co.uk (of London, England) on Dec. 8, 2013, and News Corp Australia on Dec. 10, 2013 (Australia is one day ahead of the United States).

The Bridge Church of Neath, Wales plans on 8-year-old Libby Doorman portraying the Mother of God this Saturday in their Nativity play, but not until she secretes a wee crash helmet under her Biblical garb.

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Obama wants your signed pledge to discuss ObamaCare over Thanksgiving Dinner

"Cut his head off... like this."
“Cut his head off… like this.”

Take the plunge, take the pledge…

Barack Obama pledged to fundamentally change the United States when he was first elected in 2008. Now he wants you to pledge to fundamentally change how you spend your Thanksgiving Dinner, as reported by The Daily Caller on Nov. 25, 2013.

Other than the annual ritual of choking down cranberry sauce and watching the Lions lose to whoever, Obama is taking to social media in a move to motivate everyone to talk ObamaCare whilst gobbling’ on the gobble-gobble.

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