No, I don’t believe in Black Helicopters. Neither do I think the NSA is listening to every phone call I make, even to Peking Palace when I get a hankerin’ for some moo goo gaipan. I’m also finding it tough to buy off on secret codes printed on the back of stop signs giving UN troops directions to FEMA camps. But I do believe if America were to ever become a true totalitarian state à la Hitler’s Germany, Stalin’s Soviet Union, or Fidel’s Cuba, it’s won’t be a case of conservatives getting their Eichmann on. Oh, no … I’m of the opinion that it’ll be the loving, tolerant and accepting liberals who’ll be going all Vic Vega on all the right-leaning Marvin Nashs of the world.