According to the failing New York Times, Creepy Joe Biden’s first official campaign rally drew a somewhat less than impressive 6,000 Biden bros and Joe’s hoes.
Nonetheless, the NYT is hedging their bets as only the DNC’s very own Ministry of Propaganda can do;
The audience was smaller than crowds drawn by some of his rivals at similar events, but his campaign suggested it had chosen the venue, with the Philadelphia skyline as a direct backdrop, for its symbolism, rather than for what a campaign official implied was its relatively modest size.
But if you don’t quite believe the Times, you can always fall back on the screamingly liberal PoliticusUSA.com as their headline screamed;
Joe Biden Draws A Huge Crowd In Philly For His Campaign Kickoff
The gushing didn’t stop there. This alleged news portal also published (supposedly with a straight face);
Joe Biden’s standing in the polls is not a fluke. Biden is speaking directly to the American people’s rejection of Trump and hunger for something better. While the rest of the Democratic field has stayed away from discussing Trump, Biden has embraced it, because the contrast with Trump is one of his strongest attributes as a candidate.
Former vice president Biden’s lead may drop, but his popularity and the message that he is delivering are things that voters want to feel and hear.
Joe Biden is running a general election strategy and judging from the crowd in Philly, it’s working like a charm.
To verify PoliticusUSA in fact did wet their panties in good faith, they even took video.