Creepy Joe Turns it Up to 11; Claims Nurses ‘Breathe in My Nostrils to Make Me Move’

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the… you know… you know the thing.” – Joseph R. Biden, Democrat candidate for the presidency of the United States.

When it comes to Joe Biden, only he can effortlessly segue into some inane, creepy, and blatantly weird shit at the drop of a hat.

Now I understand that in the course of human history, CPR is a relatively new thing, but mouth-to-nostril? That’s a new one on me.

As noted by the good folks over at, Creepy Joe was virtually interviewed by the uber-liberal SEIU (Service Employees International Union), when this yutz actually stated;

“I had a nurse– nurses at Walter Reed hospital who would bend down and whisper in my ear, go home and get me pillows. They would … actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving.”

Biden said such a thing wouldn’t be allowed “during COVID time,” but it’s not clear when such a practice would ever be allowed in a hospital setting.

Tom Elliott of Grabien News surmised Biden was referring to his stay at Walter Reed, when he had surgery to deal with a brain aneurysm.

(Video) Pedo Joe Drools over 14-Year-Old Girl’s ‘Endowment’

Imagine if you and a handful of family members are attending one of the premier political events of the year in your home state. One of your family members in attendance just happens to be your 14-year-old niece. Continue reading “(Video) Pedo Joe Drools over 14-Year-Old Girl’s ‘Endowment’”

Watch as Crazy Joe Biden Calls a New Hampshire Voter ‘A Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier’

That can of mushroom soup sure can crochet a nice drive-by shooting…

OK, I’m just going to come out and say it; What the hell is this blithering idiot talking about? I know what it means to call someone a liar. I also can pretty much figure out what an insult it is to call someone “dog-faced.” But to be honest, I had to Google what kind of insult “pony soldier” is. As it turns out, it isn’t.

Whose turn is it to milk the shovels?

The closest I can come to a definition of “pony soldier” is that it’s the title of a 1952 B-Movie about an Indian-fighting Canadian Mountie.

Possibly Crazy Joe is taking a simultaneous swipe at both Elizabeth Warren and Justin Trudeau, but a more realistic explanation is that Biden is simply off the deep-end with another of his unhinged stream of consciousness moments.

Judge for yourself.

Watch New Hampshire Voters Heckle Creepy Joe: ‘You Can’t Touch Little Children’

Sen Coons laughs at the sight of his own daughter at the hands of a drooling letch…

At the age of 29, Joe Biden started his career of drawing a government paycheck, which just so happens to continue to this very day. Of course, that 51-year streak doesn’t count his time working for the City of Wilmington, Delaware, as a lifeguard during the turbulent years of the Corn Pop Wars. Continue reading “Watch New Hampshire Voters Heckle Creepy Joe: ‘You Can’t Touch Little Children’”

Creepy Joe Rally Smack-Down: ‘Don’t Touch Kids, You Pervert!’ (Video)

At a Biden for President campaign rally held in Peterborough, NH, at least one of the roughly 150 people in attendance certainly let ex-Vice President Joe Biden wasn’t exactly a fan of Biden’s hands-on approach, especially towards women and little girls. Continue reading “Creepy Joe Rally Smack-Down: ‘Don’t Touch Kids, You Pervert!’ (Video)”

Team Biden Claims 6,000 at First Campaign Rally; See the Videos, Judge For Yourself

Well, six hundred maybe.

According to the failing New York Times, Creepy Joe Biden’s first official campaign rally drew a somewhat less than impressive 6,000 Biden bros and Joe’s hoes.

Nonetheless, the NYT is hedging their bets as only the DNC’s very own Ministry of Propaganda can do;

The audience was smaller than crowds drawn by some of his rivals at similar events, but his campaign suggested it had chosen the venue, with the Philadelphia skyline as a direct backdrop, for its symbolism, rather than for what a campaign official implied was its relatively modest size.

But if you don’t quite believe the Times, you can always fall back on the screamingly liberal as their headline screamed;

Joe Biden Draws A Huge Crowd In Philly For His Campaign Kickoff

The gushing didn’t stop there. This alleged news portal also published (supposedly with a straight face);

Joe Biden’s standing in the polls is not a fluke. Biden is speaking directly to the American people’s rejection of Trump and hunger for something better. While the rest of the Democratic field has stayed away from discussing Trump, Biden has embraced it, because the contrast with Trump is one of his strongest attributes as a candidate.

Former vice president Biden’s lead may drop, but his popularity and the message that he is delivering are things that voters want to feel and hear.

Joe Biden is running a general election strategy and judging from the crowd in Philly, it’s working like a charm.

To verify PoliticusUSA in fact did wet their panties in good faith, they even took video.

Judge for yourself.

Creepy Joe Biden Alert: Nevada Democrat Accuses ‘He Smelled Me and Kissed My Head’

Creeper Joe goes fishing for a little side-boob action. Actress Eva Longoria (L) campaining for candidate Lucy Flores (R).

Like the little Dutch boy with his finger in the dike, Democrat spin-meisters are certainly scrambling regarding one of their own accusing creepy Joe Biden of being… well, creepy Joe Biden. Continue reading “Creepy Joe Biden Alert: Nevada Democrat Accuses ‘He Smelled Me and Kissed My Head’”