What’s up with Obama always running up and down stairs and ignoring the handrails? He must not be aware that he could fall down and literally break his face à la Harry Reid. Well, maybe not that bad … but he could end up with a nasty case of road rash. But if he were to trip while running down the Air Force One stairs, will the Secret Service attempt to tackle the mobile stairs?
But I digress, in light of his alleged wife attempting to single handedly make school lunches even more puke-worthy than they already are, coupled with our own beloved President Precious Snowflake ensuring he’s injected himself into the football-is-evil fake controversy, I’m still at a loss as to why he blows off using the handrails.
Is he trying to show the world what an ultra-fit sports stud he is? After seeing him shot put a baseball on national TV, that couldn’t be it.
When it comes to hitting the links, Michael Jordan went so far as to say Obama’s not only a “sh*tty” golfer, but also a “hack.” So that can’t be it.
Despite an endless flow of video and photos of him hitting the hardwood, has anyone ever actually seen Obama slam dunk a basketball? How about him just completing a lay up? Wait a sec, now that I think of it, I’ve never so much as seen him even once sink a basket. No, supposed skill with the rock can’t be it.
But again, I’m compelled to ask: Why all the running with that goofy stride? I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on with those floppy hands. It must be a Kenyan thing. I wouldn’t understand.
Yet again, I digress. He really should set a better example for America’s youth. Perhaps a ginormous helmet big enough to encompass his massive ego, and then bubble wrap the rest of his 10-pounds-shy-of-anorexia frame with big fluffy pillows.