Greta ‘Death Metal Only’ Thunberg: Protestant Church of Sweden Declares her ‘Successor of Jesus Christ’

Greta Thunberg, supposed successor of Jesus Christ.

“Announcement! Jesus of Nazareth has now appointed one of his successors, Greta Thunberg.” – Church of Sweden

The Church of Sweden (on formal occasions, The Evangelical Lutheran National Church in Sweden) has proclaimed their favorite homegirl, the sneering spawn of Antifa parents, climate chick Greta Thunberg is now at least one of the successors of the Prince of Peace. Continue reading “Greta ‘Death Metal Only’ Thunberg: Protestant Church of Sweden Declares her ‘Successor of Jesus Christ’”