Florida Cops Bust Two Satan-Worshipping Pre-Teens: Plotted to Drink Victims Blood, Eat Their Flesh

Just when you think the biggest problems that parents of middle schoolers might have would be how to deal with raging hormones and lippy kids, think again.

The city of Bartow, Florida may have the official nickname as the “City of Oaks and Azaleas,” but they may want to reconsider tagging their town, “City of Blood-Thirsty Satanists.”

As it turns out, the Bartow Police Department has arrested a pair of pre-teen girls who came to school (allegedly) prepared to slaughter just as many of their school chums as possible as sacrifices to their Dark Lord.

Among the many edged weapons confiscated by the cops was also a pair of scissor and a glass goblet. You guess it… they planned on not only eating chunks their victims flesh, but also drinking their blood.

Lord of the Flies, The Beast, Enemy of Righteousness, The Destroyer, Satan.

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Capital of Florida Colder than Capital of Alaska

algoreAre the planet’s AlGore-rythms off…?

Sounding more like a James Bond villain’s evil plot, the Polar Vortex hammering the nation with topsy-turvy weather has added another fold to the sub-zero body slamming Mother Nature has dealt on America, as reported by the NBCUniversal-owned, everything-weather news portal appropriately named Weather.com on Jan. 7, 2014.

As of mid-morning on Jan. 7, the official high temperature in Tallahassee, Florida was cited at a bone-chilling 24°F, but to make matters worse, the wind chill clocked in at a mere 15°F

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