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Liberals freak out; prep for ‘Trumpocalypse’ – cling to guns, pussy cats

Liberals clinging... (Twitter)
Liberals clinging… (Twitter)

Quite possibly to the chagrin of the Gun Controller-in-Chief, the latest run on gun stores aren’t coming from the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, but from his very own Progressive ilk. Continue reading Liberals freak out; prep for ‘Trumpocalypse’ – cling to guns, pussy cats

Creepy Clown Sightings on the Rise — Heavily Armed Southerners Fed-Up

Creepy clown sightings on the rise. (Pinterest)
Creepy clown sightings on the rise. (Pinterest)

Nothing gives one a case of the jimjams, willies, or horripilations more than the sight of a creepy clown. Kicking it up a notch to a case of the heebie-jeebies is a creepy clown sighted on the edge of any given woodline.

A full blown case of the shivering oogies is when a creepy clown is seen along the treeline next to a school. Continue reading Creepy Clown Sightings on the Rise — Heavily Armed Southerners Fed-Up

I Refuse to Feel Bad for Self-Indulgent Hollywood Hypocrite Junkies

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Much like the recent drug-induced death of Glee star Corey Monteith, the news of the death of Hollywood heavyweight Philip Seymour Hoffman is literally everywhere.

And as everyone already knows, it wasn’t just your standard heroin overdose … oh no, his corpse was found with the needle still sticking out of his arm, all the while small bags of heroine were strewn about both hither and yon.

Continue reading I Refuse to Feel Bad for Self-Indulgent Hollywood Hypocrite Junkies