Iran: United States Ruled by Nazis from Outer Space According to Snowden Documents

Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor, not an Oberster Sturmabteilung-Führer
Damn it Jim! I’m a doctor, not an Oberster Sturmabteilung-Führer!

Many may consider Massachusetts, California and possibly even Kenya as quiet exotic places, but according to Iran’s quasi-official FARS news agency, America has been ran by a race of beings not from astonishing locales of planet, but actually from otherworldly places, as reported on Jan. 12, 2014.

Citing the decidedly stuck-in-the 90’s styled conspiracy-centric website WhatDoesItMean.com, FARS claims that on-the-run former federal government employee Edward Snowden’s docu-dump of thousands upon thousands of pages worth of classified information from the US government proves that extra-terrestrials (ETs) have ran the American government since the end of the Second World War.

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Best terrorist-related headline of the year: 33 terrorists dead in gun battle between terrorists

Hezbollah — Naziism alive and well in the 21st century.
Hezbollah — Naziism alive and well in the 21st century.

The Daily Star, one of the oldest and most respected newspapers in Lebanon, reported on Dec. 24, 2013 that a bloody gun battle took place in the eastern part of the already fractured nation, killing 33 total between rival terrorist organizations.

With reportedly 32 members of the al-Qaeda branch in Syria the al-Nuṣra Front (The Front for the Support of the People of Greater Syria) killed in an ambush, only one member of the hometown favorite Hezbollah (The Party of Allah) was killed in the fighting.

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Possible Israeli-French-Arab alliance on the horizon against a nuclear Iran

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Jews and Arabs may band with the French against Iranian nuclear weapons program…

In a case of truth being stranger than fiction, the Jewish State and her surrounding Arab neighbors just may have a real reason to no longer point weapons at each other. Not so much due to groundbreaking peace negotiations finally coming to fruition as it being a case of both the Israeli Jews and the Arab Muslims agreeing that someone else wants to nuke both of them out of existence, as reported by the Israeli-centric news portal the Debka File of Jerusalem on Nov. 17, 2013.

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