The species Flora Colossus, better known as simply the Groot (both individually and collectively), are a staple of the many different characters in the Marvel Universe. Continue reading “(VIDEO) Joe Biden Culturally Appropriates from the Groot; One Phrase Says It All”
Presumptive Democrat nominee Joe Biden can’t seem to remember that he told a reporter just five weeks ago that he’s “constantly tested” for any sign that he may be declining in his cognitive abilities (video at the very end of this article). Continue reading “(VIDEO) ‘C’mon, Man!’: Jailbait Joe Flip-Flops on his Cognitive Testing, Freaks-Out on Black Reporter”
When it comes to Joe Biden, only he can effortlessly segue into some inane, creepy, and blatantly weird shit at the drop of a hat.
Now I understand that in the course of human history, CPR is a relatively new thing, but mouth-to-nostril? That’s a new one on me.
As noted by the good folks over at Breitbart.com, Creepy Joe was virtually interviewed by the uber-liberal SEIU (Service Employees International Union), when this yutz actually stated;
“I had a nurse– nurses at Walter Reed hospital who would bend down and whisper in my ear, go home and get me pillows. They would … actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving.”
Biden said such a thing wouldn’t be allowed “during COVID time,” but it’s not clear when such a practice would ever be allowed in a hospital setting.
Tom Elliott of Grabien News surmised Biden was referring to his stay at Walter Reed, when he had surgery to deal with a brain aneurysm.
.@JoeBiden: “I had nurses at Walter Reed hospital who would bend down and whisper in my ear, go home and get me pillows. They would … actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving.” pic.twitter.com/hxW1UYs7Ba— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) July 22, 2020
Democrat hearts everywhere are just all aflutter over the first black woman to become the President of the United States (of course, if Joe wins. Even then, he’ll resign after six months “for health reasons).
Despite more buzz than my graduating class in 1977, all the hype regarding Sleepy Joe choosing an ethnic minority female running mate may end-up being all for naught.
As reported by Breitbart.com, Biden certainly appears to be backing away from bringing onboard a “woman of color” as his running mate;
Biden, who is facing criticism after appearing to claim that African Americans considering voting for President Donald Trump “ain’t black,” told CNN’s Dana Bash on Tuesday during an interview that he was not ready to promise to put a woman of color on the ticket despite rumors in recent weeks that he was heading in that direction.
“Look, I’m not going to get into that now because we haven’t gotten there yet,” the former vice president said when asked if his running mate would be a woman of color. “There are women of color under consideration and there are women from every part of the country under consideration.”
“There’s a lot of really qualified women that are ready to be president, but I’m not making that commitment,” Biden added.
To paraphrase Tucker Carlson of Fox News, Joe Biden’s virtual rally aimed at Tampa Democrats looked less like a first rate production, and more like “first attempt by a bunch of senior citizens at a Zoom conference.” Continue reading “Watch Glitchy Joe Biden’s Slow-Motion Train Wreck of a ‘Virtual Rally’”
Imagine if you and a handful of family members are attending one of the premier political events of the year in your home state. One of your family members in attendance just happens to be your 14-year-old niece. Continue reading “(Video) Pedo Joe Drools over 14-Year-Old Girl’s ‘Endowment’”
It’s pretty apparent that for even those half paying attention to him, Joe Biden regularly drops this mouth into 5th while his brain is still idling in neutral. Continue reading “(VIDEO) Did Biden’s Slip-of-the-Tongue Reveal he Actually DID Sexually Assault Tara Reade?”
I had to search the Google cache of the University of Delaware’s website titled Biden’s Papers Arrive of 11 June, 2012.
As noted by the campus newspaper, The UDaily, penned by reporter Andrea Boyle Tippett, she notes back in 2012 (emphasis mine);
When the accumulator was one of the nation’s most powerful and senior senators, the collection also includes committee reports, drafts of groundbreaking legislation and various other historical treasures, enough to fill 1,875 boxes.
Way below the fold, nearly at the end of the article, reporter Tippett cites, keep in mind this is 2012, (emphasis mine);
The papers are expected to be available to the public two years after Biden’s last day in elected public office.
Please correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t his last day in elected public office January 20, 2017? Sure was. Therefore, Biden’s papers were suppose to be released to the American people on January 20, 2019, right?
Of course. But let’s fast forward to 2019. Dated April 24, 2019 (curiously, with no by-line) an official UD Library webpage notes quite the interesting political and partisan slight-of-hand taking place on the campus in Newark, Delaware (emphasis mine);
More than 1,850 boxes of archival records from the Vice President’s Senate career arrived at the Library on June 6, 2012. The collection, which also includes extensive electronic records and media, will remain closed pending completion of processing.
The records will be available no sooner than the later date of December 31, 2019, or two years after the donor retires from public life.
OK… I only have a bachelor’s degree, so those fluent in liberal gibberish and doublespeak may have to help me out.
- In 2012, UD clearly stated that there were 1,875 boxes of Biden’s documents. But in 2019, 25 boxes of info magically disappeared? UD’s own 2019 website clearly noted that there were 1,850. Well, well, well.
- In 2012, UD clearly stated that the papers would be released to the people “… two years after Biden’s last day in elected public office. Yet in 2019, they changed their story to read, “… two years after the donor retires from public life.” Hmmm.
Possibly explaining why 25 boxes of documentation has been subtracted from the initial inventory, as well as why Biden’s public status has been changed could be explained by a report authored by Greg Re of Fox News;
Joe’s Biden’s campaign dispatched operatives to the University of Delaware’s library in the past year to rifle through his secretive Senate records there, Business Insider reported Thursday — raising the possibility they accessed documents related to Tara Reade’s accusation that he sexually assaulted her when she worked for him in 1993.
In the spirit of giving credit where credit’s due, MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski did a really good job of holding Biden’s feet to the fire. Watching him squirm and stutter was simply a thing of beauty.
I don’t know what’s in Biden’s University of Delaware papers but he really doesn’t want people seeing them.
He won’t even agree to a search of documents just with Tara Reade’s name on them. pic.twitter.com/oavzsdRax2
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) May 1, 2020
Poor Joe Biden. The guy spent 36 years as a US Senator, as well as eight-years as the Vice President of the United States… and that’s where it should have ended. Continue reading “(WATCH) Did Biden Really Fall Asleep During Hillary Clinton’s Endorsment of Him?”
By any standard of measure, suffice it to say that Dr. Deborah Birx has done more with her life than
than any three people. Continue reading “(Video) Ivanka Trump Smacks Down Joe Biden, Defends Dr. Birx from Insult”
Poor Joe. This guy is so lost, not only does he forget what year he’s living in, he can’t quite keep straight where the camera is during his recent “virtual town hall” event.
So this is how Middle-Class Joe treats American workers?
While visiting a Michigan auto plant, presidential contender Joe Biden got into a rather heated exchange with one of the Fiat Chrysler employees, telling the man, “You’re full of shit.” Continue reading “(Video) Slow Joe Freaks-Out on Voter, Tells Auto Worker, ‘You’re Full of Sh-t’”
I get the feeling the chances were A LOT lower than 50…
Is it just me, or am I the only one who can tell that whenever Joe Biden is lying, he always prefaces his lie with something along the lines of “And I’m thinking… no, swear to God, I mean, you know… jeez.” Continue reading “Flashback: Watch as Goofy Joe Tells of Brain Surgeon Informing him of Less than 50% Chance of ‘Being Completely Normal’”
Here we are in the wake of Super Tuesday (Thursday?) and the wild-eyed, wild-haired, wild-gesticulating Soviet Union-lovin’ commie pinko (aka: Bernie Sanders) isn’t really that far off of the delegate count of the Jackass Party’s frontrunner, Crazy Uncle Joe Biden. Specifically, Biden’s 453 as compared to Comrade Bernie’s 382. Continue reading “(VIDEO) Sanders Attacks Establishment Democrats; Bernie Bros Slam ‘F*cking’ Liz Warren”
A trip into the mind of Joe Biden is a trek I hope I’ll never have to make. Face it, that flight was hijacked a long time ago. Continue reading “(Video) Victory Speech Gaffe: Joe Biden Confuses his Wife with his Sister”
Superman, supersize, supercilious… whatever. While Crazy Uncle Joe may not know the importance of 3 March, 2020, at least he has a clue where he is. Continue reading “(VIDEO) Loopy Joe Reminds us to Vote on ‘Super Thursday’; Forgets about ‘Endowed by Their Creator’ in Declaration of Independence”
Poor Joe has stepped into it yet again. In all fairness, maybe he was mixing-up his fantasy professorship with that time he pinned the Seal of Approval medal on that Hungarian admiral back during the Cola Wars.
Then again, he may have been thinking of his youthful rumble with Tony di Tigre when Joe was Junior Detective-in-charge of the Gang Enforcement Squad back on the mean streets of Wilmington, Delaware. Continue reading “Crazy Joe Tells Another Whopper; Now Says he was ‘a Teacher, a Professor’ – Forgets he was Vice President for Eight Years”
Stop pouting, Joe!
Strictly by the law of averages, you just knew that CNN would eventually get at least one news report right. Continue reading “Watch: CNN Finally Get’s One Right, Sums Up the Entire Biden Campaign in a Mere 32 Seconds”
Poor Joe Biden. He’s really gone off the deep-end this time. In what many see as fairly blatant pandering to black voters in South Carolina, Crazy Uncle Joe is caught telling yet another whopper of a lie. Continue reading “Watch: Crazy Joe Tells Yet Another Lie, This One About Being Arrested by the South African Police”
So much for thanking his loyal supporters in New Hampshire…
So here we are, the night of the New Hampshire primaries is finally upon us. But interestingly enough, one of the supposed leading candidates on the Jackass Party side isn’t even bothering to stick around. Continue reading “New Hampshire Primary: Watch Melt-Down Joe Snapping at Reporter for Asking a Hard Question”
OK, I’m just going to come out and say it; What the hell is this blithering idiot talking about? I know what it means to call someone a liar. I also can pretty much figure out what an insult it is to call someone “dog-faced.” But to be honest, I had to Google what kind of insult “pony soldier” is. As it turns out, it isn’t.
The closest I can come to a definition of “pony soldier” is that it’s the title of a 1952 B-Movie about an Indian-fighting Canadian Mountie.
Possibly Crazy Joe is taking a simultaneous swipe at both Elizabeth Warren and Justin Trudeau, but a more realistic explanation is that Biden is simply off the deep-end with another of his unhinged stream of consciousness moments.
Judge for yourself.
After a New Hampshire voter asks @JoeBiden why they should trust he can turn his campaign around, he asks if she’s ever been to a caucus before; when she says yes, Biden snaps: “No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.” pic.twitter.com/3uxOAu0Ues
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) February 9, 2020
Sen Coons laughs at the sight of his own daughter at the hands of a drooling letch…
At the age of 29, Joe Biden started his career of drawing a government paycheck, which just so happens to continue to this very day. Of course, that 51-year streak doesn’t count his time working for the City of Wilmington, Delaware, as a lifeguard during the turbulent years of the Corn Pop Wars. Continue reading “Watch New Hampshire Voters Heckle Creepy Joe: ‘You Can’t Touch Little Children’”
I think the NBC News division really screwed up. They just posted on their official website video of Jay Sekulow answering a Senate query regarding the Democrats calling additional witnesses beyond the 17 they already questioned during the impeachment hearing held in the House of Representatives. Continue reading “Watch Jay Sekulow Punk-Out Little Chuckie Schumer and Shifty Schiff”
So much for the No Malarkey tour…
Yet again, Joe “Mudhead” Biden is having trouble keeping his story straight. Continue reading “Crazy Joe: Again, He Can’t Keep His Stories Straight, Caught in Another Lie (Video)”
Leave it to Joe Biden to ratchet the fear-mongering all the way up to 11, then break off the knob.
I completely understand that stoking the fires of climate alarmists is all the rage on the Left, but even the audacity (or complete lack of awareness) on the part of frontrunner Joe Biden is simply amazing. Continue reading “Crazy Joe: ‘We’re All Dead’ if We Keep Using Fossil Fuels; Threatens Gas and Oil Execs with Prison”