Beta O’Dork: Give Me Money, or Miss Whiskers Gets It

Question: On the heels of losing the 2018 Texas US Senate race, what would be the stupidest political move one could make?

Answer: Enter the 2020 race for president. Continue reading “Beta O’Dork: Give Me Money, or Miss Whiskers Gets It”

Newest Enemy of ISIS — Kitty Cats

ISIS hunting down their latest foe: Kittens. (Pinterest)
ISIS hunting down their latest foe: Kittens. (Pinterest)

There have been some wild and wacky fatwas (religious edicts) issued by various Islamic clerics throughout the years, but the latest may prove to be cat-astrophic. As reported by IraqiNews.com (of Manama, Bahrain) and Metro.com news (of London, United Kingdom), breeding cats is now strictly verboten within the Islamic Caliphate. Continue reading “Newest Enemy of ISIS — Kitty Cats”