Senate Wannabe Beta O’Rourke Apologizes for Noticing ‘Large Breasts and Tight Buttocks’ When He Was 19

When did Beta get a penectomy?

I can’t help but wonder of Stephen Austin, Juan Seguín, Sam Houston and the rest of the Texican freedom fighters are rolling over in their collective graves.

After all, it isn’t every day that a red-blooded Texan teen-aged male issues a public apology for the high crime of actually noticing the sexually attractive attributes of the female of the species… 27-years after the fact.

Especially if the same allegedly red-blooded Texas male is his party’s nominee for the US Senate. Continue reading “Senate Wannabe Beta O’Rourke Apologizes for Noticing ‘Large Breasts and Tight Buttocks’ When He Was 19”