FLOTUS floats new taxpayer funded workout video

Everybody was Fug-Lee fighting…

Not since Barack Obama’s leaked footage of his Pee Wee Herman-esque struggles with 5-pound hand weights at a Warsaw, Poland hotel gym has a video featuring a member of the Obama family caused such a stir in the media. As reported by the Breitbart.com news portal and also the taxpayer-funded LetsMove.gov official government website, both on May 20, 2015, Michelle Obama’s Twitter fueled workout video picks up where her attempt at hashtag diplomacy left off. Continue reading “FLOTUS floats new taxpayer funded workout video”

‘Let’s Move!’ plan inspires V.A. to steal candy from babies


They may not be The Grinch and this may not be Christmastide, and it’s also highly doubtful that many children in Southeastern Pennsylvania are having visions of broccoli or erasers dancing in their heads. But as reported by both the Washington Free Beacon and The Blaze news portal on Oct. 29, 2014, at least one federal office in the Philadelphia area has issued the offiziell verboten notification to all employees regarding candy and other sweets that might have been distributed to die Kinder this upcoming Halloween.

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White House Thanksgiving menu: Über-Pie-Palooza-Gate

“A full-blown caloric surrender and collaboration that would make the French proud…”

Awww... SNAP, grrl fren!
Awww… SNAP, grrl fren!

Despite Michelle Obama’s continually reminding the American people to adopt a healthier lifestyle by eating more nutritious and less high-calorie junk food, that hasn’t quite stopped the First Family from having more dessert pies than main dishes at the White House Thanksgiving dinner, as reported by The New York Times on Nov. 28, 2013. 

The First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) is renown for her Let’s Move! program for American kids to adopt a healthier diet as well as incorporate an exercise regimen into their everyday lives.

Yet with the Thanksgiving holiday upon us, it looks as if the Family Obama isn’t just giving into a temporary truce with gastronomic temptation, there’s been a full-blown caloric surrender and collaboration that would make the French proud.

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