Ask any Padres fan, of which I am one, the Dodgers are sh**. The Doyers (as they’re known locally) are so sh***y that their sh**hole of a stadium literally just took a giant sh** in the bottom of the 5th inning in the final Spring Training game versus the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim which is kind of close to Rancho Cucamonga, but actually closer to Compton (or whatever the hell their called).
Obviously, the umps announced a sh** delay, but eventually called the game on account of sh**. Maybe a first for Major League Baseball.
As reported by KABC-TV Los Angeles, the bubbling-up brown stuff was a result of a busted sewer pipe. Yeah… sure.
Appropriately, when Mother Nature turned foul territory into really foul territory, the San Andreas fart line chose this particular moment in time to bust-ass within chaw spitting distance from the Dodger dugout.
In what could be a ground breaking court ruling that may pave the way for easing laws against pedophilia, the Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) is taking heat for arguing, and winning, in a civil court that a minor could legally consent to to sexual intercourse with an adult. As reported by the Associated Press news service via Fox News, on Nov. 14, 2014, and also by Southern California Public Radio via affiliate station 89.3 KPCC on Nov. 13, 2014, a 28-year-old LAUSD teacher was found guilty of engaging in sexual relations with a minor. But in civil court, the minor’s sexual history was introduced as evidence of her ability to legally give consent to her own molestation.
“All these leftists, I’m tired of their sh*t.” – SABO, guerrilla street artist.
With a none too subtle reference to Gingema (aka: The Wicked Witch of the East), the man dubbed the Los Angeles guerrilla street artist is greeting Hillary Clinton to town with his own special brand of snarky combination of art and political commentary. Known to the media only by his nom de artistique of SABO, the Breitbart.com news portal and The Hollywood Reporter are both noting on Oct. 17, 2014, that his version of L. Frank Baum’s nightmarish flying monkeys from his classic The Wizard of Oz will be greeting the former First Lady to the City of the Angels when she’s expected to fly into town soon for a very exclusive and equally high priced fundraising event next Monday to benefit the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.
Despite confusion among news organs as to which department the agent is question is answerable to, one thing for sure is that a federal agent opened fire during physical violence at a pro-Israel rally. As reported by KNBC (of Los Angeles, Calif.) on July 14, 2014, and also by the Los Angeles Times on 13 July, 2014, gunfire erupted at a pro-Israel peace demonstration that was loudly interrupted by pro-Palestinian protesters.
In a just released report from the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office, the cause of death of actor Paul Walker was finally released to the public after his death on Nov. 30, 2013, as reported by Breitbart.com on Jan. 3, 2014.
The film star and his friend, financial management specialist and fellow care enthusiast Roger Rodas, were both killed in an automobile accident where the two self-admitted “adrenaline junkies” were in a high performance sports car, and reportedly driving at least 100 MPH when control of the vehicle was lost.