Joe Biden’s Gibberish, Breaks Land Speed Records for ‘Ums’

Whose turn is it to milk the shovels with the Silver Star medal?

This may seem hard-hearted of me, but in a recent interview with the official ass-kisser to the stars James Cordon, Joe Biden’s alleged pulling-at-the-heartstrings emotional moment was about as spontaneous as a Marine Corps platoon-sized ambush, complete with a daisy chain of Claymore mines, air strikes, artillery support, harsh language, rocks, well-placed heat tabs, all followed up with a small scale deployment of nuclear weapons. Continue reading “Joe Biden’s Gibberish, Breaks Land Speed Records for ‘Ums’”