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The lovely ladies from the world of Mugshot Monday

It’s that day of the week… Mugshot Monday.

But first some info of the below mugshot.

Arguably the Queen of Hoosegow Hotties is Meagan Simmons, a Florida wife and mother of four. Popped in 2010 for reckless driving, TheFW.com noted;

“I don’t think it’s that good a picture,” Simmons added, disagreeing with the general consensus on the mug shot. “There are other ones I would prefer.”

Simmons explained she prepared for the now-famous photo by “crying her eyes out.” (Hey, whatever works.)

According to the former Hooter’s waitress, she’s been contacted by people all over the world. And it turns out men like a bad girl because there have been marriage proposals and offers to pay her bills.

But in the meantime, enjoy a few more pics of America’s top Felonious Fräuleins;

Giving Meagan a serious run for the #1 spot.

Loco vatos need love, too.

BE… AGGRESSIVE! BE, BE AGGRESSIVE! No, wait.
That’s what got me in trouble to begin with.

Dental hygienist? Fighting plaque is no crime.

Just checking to make sure you’re paying attention.

Me so guilty.

The Elvis sneer, a Myrtle Beach silk-screened shirt, a rap sheet.
This gal’s the complete package.

I’m calling bullshit on this one. Punjabi girls go to Harvard University, not county jail.

She’s already sporting an orange jumpsuit? That’s never a good sign.

Not really arrested, just wickedly funny. Lauren Sivan of Fox News.