The guy who was once politely kicked-out of some dirty hippie commune back in the early 70s for failing to do any actual work has decided that Washington, DC has the cure for all that ails the Ketchikan Police Department (Alaska), the Califirnia Highway Patrol, the Miccosukee Tribal Police of southern Florida, the CNMI (Commonweqalth of the Northern Mariana Islands) Department of Public Safety, and all points inbetween. Continue reading “Crazy Bernie’s Nutty Plan to Federalize ALL State, Local Cops”
It must really suck to live in Siberia. Between the bone-crushing cold of the Siberian winter to hearing the soul-crushing verdict of “Send him to Siberia”, few things could make life worse. Continue reading “Bozhe Moy!: Russian Ammunition Depot ‘Hit By Lighting’ Blown Sky High”
August 6th marks the 74th anniversary of the America’s first tactical deployment of nuclear weapons. As noted by Wall Street Journal reporter Nancy Rabinowitz on July 23, 2015, after decades of American self-flagellation over the destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, certain academics are citing the “bomb’s undeniable accomplishments” in ending a war the Japanese leadership was more than willing to see kill every one of the nation’s men, women and children.
No clapping, no talking to police, no gendered pronouns, no whispering, no hissing, no chit-chat in small groups, no aggressive scents (whatever the hell that is), etc, etc, ad nauseum. Continue reading “‘Aggressive Scents’: Laughable Whining at the Democratic Socialist Convention”
The real “communities like mine” of Cory Booker…
To listen to Sen Cory Booker (D-NJ) dress down ex-Vice President Joe “Sleepy/Creepy/Crazy Joe” Biden in regards to various candidates crime platforms, you’d think the Garden State senator grew-up deep in the bowels of urban blight and non-stop social injustice. Continue reading “The Truth Behind Cory Booker’s Whining About ‘Communities Like Mine’”
Stay classy, Democrats…
President Trump is pulling in more people to his rallies than he has seats available. Case in point: Just yesterday at the Trump rally in Cincinnati, the White House Press Office;
Q Mr. President, do you have a message — do you have a message for them now, like before they go in?
THE PRESIDENT: I do have a message. My message is for the people I’m going to — so, we had over 100,000 applications for whatever the size of the — I think it’s a 14,000-seat arena. But we’re way over a hundred and — I think 122,000 applications for those seats.
Nonetheless, of the 122,000 of those who were authorized at a shot of nailing one of the 14,000 seats for the Presidential rally, a handful of leftist malcontents managed get in and essentially make huge jackasses of themselves.
On a personal note, of the two loudmouthed beta males making a scene; one was a painful example of an ectomorph, the other morbidly obese.
If the best the left can generate are these genetic defects, I seriously doubt their much ballyhooed armed uprising will amount to much.
Just picture in your mind’s eye Too-Slim and Chubbs receiving an epic beatdown at the hands of a patriotic 14-year-old girl.
Anyhow, view the video… draw your own conclusions.
In the wake of the death of her three-month old child, 26-year-old Karen Lashun Harrison has been charged with felony murder, first degree cruelty to children, second degree cruelty to children, simple battery and affray. Continue reading “Infant Dead in Parking Lot Brawl, Mother Charged w/ Felony Murder”
Does the name of Cairo’s Al-Azhar University ring a bell? In case you may have forgotten, that was where Barack Obama launched his famed Apology Tour shortly after assuming the presidency in 2009. Continue reading “Islamic Ruling: Wife Beating OK, Just Don’t Break Any Bones”
Widely ignored by the Western media…
Sometimes being forewarned of a potential danger is enough to give anyone pause. But when you’re Apple Inc., maybe the rules don’t apply. Continue reading “Apple Inc’s Refusal to Drop Islamic Fatwa ‘Dangerous Hate’ and ‘Poisonous’ App”
I hear the members taste like dumbass…
Now that fully one-third of the population of Los Angeles is officially below the poverty level… and let’s not forget that an outbreak of Bubonic Plague has already started to rear its ugly head, I say it’s time for the City of the Angels to stop the pretentions. Continue reading “California’s Latest Perversion: Cannibal Restaurant, but Could it be a Hoax?”
I’m not sure if I should be all that shocked that both Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer appeared before media cameras to purposefully deceive the American people, or that the same media dutifully reported the same bold-faced lies as fact. Continue reading “No He Doesn’t: Pelosi and Schumer Lie to American People Regarding Military Strike on Iran”
Sometimes a damsel in distress in need of a knight in shining armor ready to defend her sullied honor. Continue reading “Rep Nunes Asking why ‘Pervy’ Democrats are so Interested in Hope Hicks’ Sex Life”
Proving that one doesn’t have to have much of a grasp on reality to be elected to the US House of Representatives, New York City Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has made, yet another, unbelievably moronic comment. Continue reading “‘Starvation Wages’: AOC Makes Another Unbelievably Stupid Comment”
Some people simply don’t know when to shut up. Many of the same also fail to possess that vital self-censor button in our brain. Continue reading “Biden Insults the Heartland: ‘Probably a Lot of you Don’t Know Where Delaware is’”
Possibly not since Hillary Clinton’s famous “I carry hot sauce with me everywhere I go” blatant case of pandering to black Americans, Creepy Joe Biden just may have out-brown-nosed the Queen of Brown-Nosers. Continue reading “Seriously… Biden Tweets Photo of His and Obama’s ‘Best Friends’ Bracelet”
Take the TDS Challenge!
Hold onto your hat, I have some shocking news. Something very, very weird and disturbing not only happened in a trailer park, but in a Florida trailer park. Continue reading “TDS: Woman Repeatedly Stabs herself, ‘Tired of Living in Trump’s Country’”
Not all that long ago, as seen in the video below, it was then-Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE) who said of then-Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” Biden said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” Continue reading “Segregation: Joe Biden Knows What’s ‘Good For the Negro’”
No, your eyes are not deceiving you. You read that right… 209 Democrats will be vying for your votes in the upcoming presidential election. Continue reading “Exercise in Stupidity: Meet All of the 209 (So Far) Democrats Running for President in 2020”
John Kelly has been many things in his life; a Marine Corps officer, the Secretary of Homeland Security, Chief-of-Staff for the President of the United States, just to name a few.
But what most Americans don’t know about about General Kelly and his wife, Karen, is that they are both Gold Star parents. They lost their son, 1st Lt. Robert Michael Kelly, USMC, who was killed in combat operations in Afghanistan.
Nonetheless, a certain pip squeak of a politician has taken it upon himself to publicly insult Kelly, as reported by Fox News;
In a statement last Tuesday, [Rep. Luis] Gutierrez said Kelly “has no honor and should be drummed out of the White House along with the white supremacists and those enabling the President’s actions by ‘just following orders.’”
Never serving as much as even a reservist’s weekend duty, the congressman representing the 4th Congressional District, nicknamed “Chiraq” due to the death and destruction that normally follows Democrats in charge, Gutierrez is ostensibly lashing out at President Trump’s adherence to the Constitution in regards to giving Congress a six-month time frame to legislate a solution to Barack Obama’s temporary immigration fix popularly known as DACA (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals).
Predictably, Gutierrez offered up zero proof of Kelly being a supposed “white supremacist.” On the contrary, common sense dictates that during Kelly’s 42-years of military service, he regularly entrusted his very life to fellow Marines of every race, creed, color and religion.
But being a man of honor, Kelly has responded to Gutierrez’s slanderous and factless tirade;
White House Chief of Staff John Kelly fired back at a prominent House Democrat who called him a “disgrace to the uniform,” in the Gold Star father and retired Marine Corps general’s first public response to the personal attack on his service.
Illinois Rep. Luis Gutierrez had leveled the criticism at Kelly over his support of President Trump’s decision to end a controversial program that shielded young illegal immigrants from deportation.
In an email to Fox News late Sunday, Kelly responded by saying Congress did “nothing” to help so-called Dreamers when they had the chance.
“As far as the congressman and other irresponsible members of congress are concerned, they have the luxury of saying what they want as they do nothing and have almost no responsibility,” Kelly said. “They can call people liars but it would be inappropriate for me to say the same thing back at them. As my blessed mother used to say ‘empty barrels make the most noise.’”
He concluded, “The congressman has a right to his opinion.”
Proving that his comrade in arms, Gen. James “Chaos” Mattis isn’t the only quotable person in the Trump Administration, Trump’s C-o-S made headlines during the historic assault on Baghdad when he informed a nervous Los Angeles Times reporter who thought the heavily outnumbered Marines just may face defeat when they launched their offensive against the heavily defended Iraqi capital city;
“Hell these are Marines. Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima. Baghdad ain’t sh*t.”
Wasserman Shultz Angers the Wrong Marine…
Andre Taggart made the decision early in his life to register as a member of the Democratic Party, as is his right under the Constitution of the United States.
A slave by any other name is still a slave, even if they go by the innocuous name of “indentured servant.” Continue reading “Indentured servitude: The white slavery you were never taught in school”
Megyn Kelly was once the crown jewel of the Fox News empire. But that was then, this is now.
The Washington Examiner is reporting that despite her plans on better days at the Peacock Network, things aren’t exactly going the way Megyn Kelly might have planned.
NBC still has no start date for Megyn Kelly, even though her last day at Fox News was in January and the network has already announced that she will host a daily morning show as well as a separate Sunday evening show.
At issue is confusion over Kelly’s contract at Fox and whether she has officially been released from it, according to a report in the Wall Street Journal.
Fox said it officially released Kelly on March 9, but her agent told the Journal that “the terms of the termination are still being negotiated.”
Citing an anonymous source, the Journal also reported that Kelly does not have an official start date and the format of her programs with NBC still have not been settled.
Kelly’s primetime slot at Fox was filled by “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” which has been a ratings success.
Speaking of Tucker Carlson, if there was any notion that Kelly’s departure would hurt ratings, guess again.
In a separate article from the Washington Examiner, Carlson has been crushing it in Kelly’s abandoned time slot;
In losing Megyn Kelly, Fox News appears to have fallen upward to higher ratings at a lower price.
“Fox News’s Tucker Carlson is nearly doubling the ratings of his predecessor, Megyn Kelly, when compared to the same time period last year, according to Nielsen Media Research,” reports The Hill. “‘Tucker Carlson Tonight’ is up 95 percent in the 25- to 54-year-old demographic that advertisers covet most compared with the same period in 2016, when ‘The Kelly File’ occupied the 9 p.m. ET time slot. Carlson has averaged 775,000 viewers per night in the category, while Kelly averaged 398,000 during the same time period, Jan. 11–22.”
That Kelly can be so easily eclipsed is a bad omen for NBC. It is a testimony to the effectiveness of Carlson, but it also hints at the hollowness of the buzz around her. Much of that buzz derived from her status as a subversive at a conservative-leaning network, talk that will dissipate once she’s at NBC. Plus, Fox News viewers don’t appear to miss her too terribly, and there is little reason to believe they’ll follow her to NBC.
As Jack Shafer notes, stars who leave the networks that made them stars often fail away from them: “One lesson [Barbara] Walters and [Katie] Couric — and the other high-profile network defectors (Harry Reasoner, Diane Sawyer, Roger Mudd, et al.) — teach is of the non-transferability of TV star power. TV stars struggle to survive outside of the context in which they were nurtured. The current network anchors — Scott Pelley, David Muir and Lester Holt — all benefited from the fact that they ripened their talents at their respective networks before they got their evening chairs. Viewers grew accustomed to their faces and their styles.”
Kelly’s decision to leave was supposed to weaken Fox News and bolster its competitors. But so far it appears to have saved Rupert Murdoch a ton of money (he was offering her a reported $100 million to stay) while eliminating a growing problem: a star, more popular with chattering-class pundits than conservative viewers, who was increasingly showboating at the expense of the network.
According to Shafer, “Television talent raids — like the one NBC News chairman Andrew Lack has just pulled off — are almost never a simple matter of improving your own roster. As the history of broadcasting shows us, a single major defection by a popular anchor rarely improves that acquiring network’s ratings or public appeal. The primary aim of such larceny: Weaken your TV opponent’s line-up by making off with one of their visible stars. Anything else accomplished is just gravy.”
By that standard, NBC has already failed. In switching from Kelly to Carlson, Fox has gained a new star and freed itself from an overrated one.
We were warned in the 1975 blockbuster “Jaws” not to go into the water. But with a recent study released from Canada’s University of Alberta at Edmonton, that admonition very well could pertain to public swimming pools.
And what do you make of that peculiar extra-strong smell of chlorine at some public pools? Do you feel safer because you assume that some Good Samaritan dumped a little extra of the liquid element into the water? Guess again.
As reported by the good folks at Britain’s The Guardian, the standard large-sized public swimming pool contains roughly 20 gallons of human urine.
It is an antisocial act that normally goes under the radar, but many swimmers have long suspected the truth: people are peeing in the pool.
Now scientists have been able to confirm the full extent of offending for the first time, after developing a test designed to estimate how much urine has been covertly added to a large volume of water. Regular swimmers with a keen sense of hygiene may wish to stop reading now.
The test works by measuring the concentration of an artificial sweetener, acesulfame potassium (ACE), that is commonly found in processed food and passes through the body unaltered.
After tracking the levels of the sweetener in two public pools in Canada over a three-week period they calculated that swimmers had released 75 litres [20 gallons] of urine – enough to fill a medium-sized dustbin – into a large pool (about 830,000 litres [220,000 gallons], one-third the size of an Olympic pool) and 30 litres into a second pool, around half the size of the first.
As if that wasn’t gross enough, America’s taxpayer subsidized National Public Radio (NPR) informs the world that the extra-strong chlorine smell wafting from some pools isn’t what it seems;
You know that sharp odor of chlorine from the swimming pool you can recall from earliest childhood? It turns out it’s not just chlorine, but a potent brew of chemicals that form when chlorine meets sweat, body oils, and urine.
The same report from NPR also cites, “In a residential pool (20-by-40-foot, five-feet deep), that would translate to about two gallons of pee.”
When North Korea’s Kim Jong-un executes someone, it’s usually with the élan and flair reserved only for the especially psychotic. A prime example would be his latest rounds of executing those who’ve fallen from his favor.
With such grandiose titles such as “Great Successor to the Revolutionary Cause of Juche (self-reliance)”, “Outstanding Leader of the Party, Army and People” and “Respected Comrade who is Identical to Supreme Commander Kim Jong-il”, the rather pudgy dictator obviously wants nothing to do with rather mundane and anti-climactic forms of execution such as lethal injections.
While never serving in the North Korean People’s Army himself, Kim has quite the fondness for dispatching his enemies by way of military hardware.
Examples include ex-Vice Minister of the Army Kim Chol who was turned into hamburger via mortar barrage. Kim Chol was found guilty of “drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il’s death.”
Former Deputy Minister of Public Security O Sang-hon was roasted alive by a flame thrower. His crime? Being friends with Kim Jong-un’s uncle, Gen. Jang Song-thaek, who supposedly plotted to overthrow his nephew. Reportedly, Uncle Song-thaek and his entire family were executed.
But in Lil’ Kim’s latest, The Daily Caller reports;
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un executed another batch of senior officials, South Korea’s spy agency revealed Monday.
Kim pulled out the anti-aircraft gun for the execution of five senior officials, charged with submitting false government reports, according to South Korea’s National Intelligence Service (NIS).
North Korea fired state security chief Kim Won-hong last month for corruption, abuse, and torture. The five officials reportedly killed by the regime worked in Kim’s office and were executed for providing inaccurate reports.
The false data provided by the officials is said to have “enraged” the young despot Kim Jong-un.
The NIS did not reveal how it obtained information regarding the most recent executions. As inside information about the internal affairs of the reclusive North Korean state is hard to come by, the accuracy of such reports is, to a certain extent, questionable.
Kim Jong-un reportedly has an affinity for killing people with anti-aircraft guns, the bullets for which would rip a human being apart.
For his part, reigning in a nation where upwards of a third of the population is starving, Kim has gone from rather chubby to criminally obese.
With his height has been estimated as somewhere between 5’7″ to 5’9″, Britain’s The Guardian notes that upon assuming power, Kim was weighed in at a plump 90 kg (198 lbs). But after four years of binging on food and booze “to cope with his constant fear of being assassinated,” he’s swollen to a hefty 130 kg (287 lbs).
The tubby tyrant has reportedly gained so much weight, that his skeletal frame has buckled under the strain. The Telegraph cites “Kim Jong-un, the North Korean dictator, has become so fat while in office that his ankles have fractured under his own weight.”
It’s been a wild ride for Rachel Dolezal, better known to most as America’s first trans-racial celebrity and all around darling of everything liberal. Continue reading “Spray Tan Lives Matter: Dolezal broke, near-homeless, still white (sorta)”