Creepy Joe Turns it Up to 11; Claims Nurses ‘Breathe in My Nostrils to Make Me Move’

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the… you know… you know the thing.” – Joseph R. Biden, Democrat candidate for the presidency of the United States.

When it comes to Joe Biden, only he can effortlessly segue into some inane, creepy, and blatantly weird shit at the drop of a hat.

Now I understand that in the course of human history, CPR is a relatively new thing, but mouth-to-nostril? That’s a new one on me.

As noted by the good folks over at Breitbart.com, Creepy Joe was virtually interviewed by the uber-liberal SEIU (Service Employees International Union), when this yutz actually stated;

“I had a nurse– nurses at Walter Reed hospital who would bend down and whisper in my ear, go home and get me pillows. They would … actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving.”

Biden said such a thing wouldn’t be allowed “during COVID time,” but it’s not clear when such a practice would ever be allowed in a hospital setting.

Tom Elliott of Grabien News surmised Biden was referring to his stay at Walter Reed, when he had surgery to deal with a brain aneurysm.