Snowflake Univ Issues Hockey Pucks to Fight Possible School Shooters

In the never-ending parade of absurd neo-lib nuttiness, an institute for higher learning in the Wolverine State will be arming teachers and staff in case of a crazed shooter scenario.

However, the goombas calling the shots as Oakland University in suburban Detroit won’t be issuing handguns, long guns, flame throwers, Claymore mines, or even Claymore swords.

No, these geniuses will be handing out nearly a thousand hockey pucks to OU professors.

To add to the overall stupidity of this decision, the Chief of Police for OU approves of fighting firearms with a half-pound of Vulcanized rubber.

Hockey been berry, berry bad to Chico Escuela Terry Sawchuck.

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