War on Obesity, Climate Change: Liberals to Ban Fast Food Drive-Thrus

NYET! Liberal calorie cops fighting for a slimmer Soviet Socialist Republic of Дmeriꓘa.

I don’t need the government to protect me from me…

First they came after Columbus, but I’m neither Italian nor Spanish, so I didn’t care. Then they came after everything Confederate, but I have no ties to the CSA, so I didn’t care. Then they came after the National Anthem, but I couldn’t sing, so I didn’t care. Then they came after pronouns, but I’m not really sure what pronouns are, so I didn’t care. Continue reading “War on Obesity, Climate Change: Liberals to Ban Fast Food Drive-Thrus”