“You don’t have to smell like a refugee…” – Tom Petty
Day 5 since we left Wilmington, now better known as the island of Wilmington.
As much as I wanted to stay and gut it out, my wife and daughter were the voices of reason. So after loading two cars with the things we consider irreplaceable, it’s off to Charlotte we trudged.
Luckily, my daughter was able to lock-on a couple of motel rooms that take pets. That’s the good part. The bad part is that neither of her to pups are quite housebroken yet.
Thank you, Lord, for bestowing upon us, Your unworthy subjects, the blessings that are puppy pads.
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Germany – a nation long known as the land that gave the world delicious Speckpfannkuchen, shady Schicklgrubers, and deadly Sturmgewehr 44s.
Sadly for those proud of their Deutsche lineage, Germany is now famous for their über-schnorrers (Loosely translated: Big time bums). Continue reading “Germany: Overwhelming majority of Leftist rioters are worthless human beings”
Lindsay Lohan was supposed to be the next Ann-Margret. As it turns out, Lohan has spent more time in and out of jails and rehab facilities more than, well… Lindsay Lohan. Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan cuts finger – now understands the plight of refugees”