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“A full-blown caloric surrender and collaboration that would make the French proud…”
Despite Michelle Obama’s continually reminding the American people to adopt a healthier lifestyle by eating more nutritious and less high-calorie junk food, that hasn’t quite stopped the First Family from having more dessert pies than main dishes at the White House Thanksgiving dinner, as reported by The New York Times on Nov. 28, 2013.
The First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) is renown for her Let’s Move! program for American kids to adopt a healthier diet as well as incorporate an exercise regimen into their everyday lives.
Yet with the Thanksgiving holiday upon us, it looks as if the Family Obama isn’t just giving into a temporary truce with gastronomic temptation, there’s been a full-blown caloric surrender and collaboration that would make the French proud.
“Michelle didn’t think it was worth having a commuter marriage…”
Michelle Obama’s Thanksgiving wish for the nation is to push ObamaCare at the dinner table, as reported by the New York Post on Nov. 27, 2013.
Besides pestering the party faithful to engage in a major manners faux pas, it turns out that spending their marriage living under the same roof is something the Obamas have adopted only since relocating to government housing in Washington, D.C.
Thomas P. Farley (aka: “Mister Manners“) slams the First Lady of the U.S. (FLOTUS) for bringing politics to the family gathering:
“They are effectively hijacking a holiday that’s really about giving thanks and not about having heavy, heavy conversations like this.”
Take the plunge, take the pledge…
Barack Obama pledged to fundamentally change the United States when he was first elected in 2008. Now he wants you to pledge to fundamentally change how you spend your Thanksgiving Dinner, as reported by The Daily Caller on Nov. 25, 2013.
Other than the annual ritual of choking down cranberry sauce and watching the Lions lose to whoever, Obama is taking to social media in a move to motivate everyone to talk ObamaCare whilst gobbling’ on the gobble-gobble.
The 2010 presidential election had a particular politically correct phrase for functionally illiterate mouth breathers who relied on The Daily Show, The View and Pimp with a Limp for their news and informational needs.
The societal leeches who think Gubmint Trick-or-Treat lasts from January 1 to December 31 have a name.
Civic parasites, thy name is Low Information Voter.
Über conservo-babe Michelle Malkin’s Twitter watchdog site Twitchy has been monitoring the micro-blogging webpage’s postings of Comrade Soetoro’s army of governmental subsidized EBTea Baggers experience wave after wave of veritable Obagasms at the mere rumor of unlimited taxpayer-funded food stamps for the habitually lazy and incurably stupid during the upcoming Thanksomeone-else-giving season.