Senate Wannabe Beta O’Rourke Apologizes for Noticing ‘Large Breasts and Tight Buttocks’ When He Was 19

When did Beta get a penectomy?

I can’t help but wonder of Stephen Austin, Juan SeguĂ­n, Sam Houston and the rest of the Texican freedom fighters are rolling over in their collective graves.

After all, it isn’t every day that a red-blooded Texan teen-aged male issues a public apology for the high crime of actually noticing the sexually attractive attributes of the female of the species… 27-years after the fact.

Especially if the same allegedly red-blooded Texas male is his party’s nominee for the US Senate. Continue reading “Senate Wannabe Beta O’Rourke Apologizes for Noticing ‘Large Breasts and Tight Buttocks’ When He Was 19”