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British Imam: Sex Slaves are Acceptable under Islam

Islam accepts
Islam accepts slavery. Yazidi women and girls await their turn on the action block.

Much like Bigfoot, everyone has heard of Moderate Islam, but few have actually seen it. As of yet, the vast multitudes of peace-loving Muslims have yet to take to the streets to tell both the world and radical Islamic terrorists that the jihadists don’t speak for them. Continue reading British Imam: Sex Slaves are Acceptable under Islam

Scrooge-ish safety requirements may cancel the birth of Jesus

Head of the line privileges if wearing this helmet when you meet your demise.
Head of the line privileges if wearing this helmet when you meet your demise.

CAUTION: Libby Doorman Is Not The Real Virgin Mary.

Rating right up there with safety warnings of remove child before folding stroller closed, and to always avoid picking up chainsaw by the wrong end, a church group in Great Britain is planning a Nativity play for the public, but first must ensure the actress portraying the Blessed Virgin Mary dons a crash helmet in case she falls off her donkey, as reported by both Metro.co.uk (of London, England) on Dec. 8, 2013, and News Corp Australia on Dec. 10, 2013 (Australia is one day ahead of the United States).

The Bridge Church of Neath, Wales plans on 8-year-old Libby Doorman portraying the Mother of God this Saturday in their Nativity play, but not until she secretes a wee crash helmet under her Biblical garb.

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