TDS-Positive Über-Snowflake Warns World: Red Hats are Hateful

Never heard of Rebecca Makkai? Me neither, but she has a blue checkmark next to her name on Twitter, so I guess she’s kind of a big deal.

Sadly, the 45 seconds I used to research this gal are three-quarters of a minute to my life I’ll never get back.

Duchess of something-or-other: Guilty of wearing a hatefilled scarlet chapeau.

Yet I did find out that this authoress is of some repute in liberal circles for her homosexual-friendly book of fiction (how fitting) titled The Great Believers.

Makkai also failed to win this year’s Pulitzer Prize in Fiction, but I’ll just assumed she did qualify for some type of participation trophy.

Anyhow, with the notoriety that comes with being in the Top Ten of contest losers, she gets the aforementioned coveted blue checkmark on her Twitter account.

Needless to say, she’s been milking the hell out of her brush with fame.

As evidenced below in her series of social media posts decrying red hats, I ask that you keep in mind that Makkai isn’t just damning MAGA rad caps… she has a rather questionable fear of any sanguine-colored headgear.