TDS Update: Most NH Dems Would Rather See Giant Meteor Wipe-Out All Human Life than Trump Win Re-Election

By their own logic, when Trump wins re-election, does this mean they’ll all commit suicide?

This isn’t something out of The Babylon Bee or The Onion. This is real.

According to the good folks over at The Hill, those wild-eyed, right-wing maniacs running the University of Massachusetts (sarcasm off) have recently polled 400 Granite Staters asking if they’d rather see The Donald win re-election or a giant meteor hit the planted and wipe-out all human life.

The meteor won.

As noted by The Hill;

A majority of New Hampshire Democrats said in a new poll that they would rather a “giant meteor strikes the Earth, extinguishing all human life” than see President Trump reelected.

The University of Massachusetts Lowell survey of 400 Democratic voters asked which candidates they would support in the state’s primary Tuesday, with former Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) tying for first place at 23 percent support.

But voters were also asked in the online survey conducted by YouGov: “Which of the following outcomes would you prefer occur on November 3, 2020? Donald Trump wins re-election or A giant meteor strikes the earth, extinguishing all human life.” Sixty-two percent of Democrats picked the meteor, while 38 percent chose a second term for Trump.