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Hold onto your hat, I have some shocking news. Something very, very weird and disturbing not only happened in a trailer park, but in a Florida trailer park.
Yes, yes… not only has the Sunshine State given the world flesh-eating bath salts zombies as well as the guy who’s writing this article, Florida may have unwittingly given birth to the Trump Derangement Syndrome Challenge.
As reported by the Bradenton (Florida) Herald, a yet to be publicly identified 46-year-old woman residing in the Carlyn Estates (AKA: Mobile home park) of Palmetto (40 miles south of Tampa) decided to bid a fond farewell to this reality because “I’m tired of living in Trump’s country, I’m tired of Trump being president.
After a quick visit from the Manatee Sheriff’s Department, the responding deputy noted he found a “woman outside of her house with “blood all over,” her legs, hands and face. The woman told the deputy, “I’m tired of living in Trump’s country, I’m tired of Trump being president.”
After it was discovered that “a large amount of blood on the floor in the residence of the kitchen, bathroom, and living room,” the on-scene deputy determined that Florida’s Baker Act, enacted to protect mentally unstable possible suicide attempters from themselves, needed to be kicked in.
Last heard, the unidentified woman had a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.